Just As Long As His Eyebrows Are Okay
Manchester United footballer and the star of many homo's dreams, Cristiano Ronaldo, completely annihilated his £200,000 Ferrari in a car crash earlier today. The eyebrow deities were with Cristiano, because he walked away with all his brow hairs perfectly in place. You know he has his precious brows insured.
The crash happened around 10:30 this morning while Cristiano was driving through a tunnel in Manchester. For some strange reason, he hit the side of the wall, sending the barrier and his car parts flying across the road. This is probably what happened: Cristiano got a glimpse of his sexy self in the rearview mirror, causing grease to explode from his every pore which made the break pedal a little oily and then...well... you know what happened next. It's dangerous being that gorgeous.
Cristiano pretty much sweats liquid gold, so The Sun says he's just going to write off the car. The price of the Ferrari is what he makes every other week. Eh.
A £200,000 Ferrari can be replaced with the kick of a ball, but having stunning eyebrows that make people get on their knees and pray is irreplaceable.
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aww poor thing =[
i love soccer & he`s hott!
Is that a piece of windscreen glass in his earlobe? That car looks like it was made out of diet coke cans.
Jesus, between this thread and the Lisa Bonet Baby Name thread, I was pissing myself laughing at work today ... especially at CHARLES MANSON.
Thanks!
OT: DOUCHE!
I have no idea who this guy is, but he looks like a real tool.
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Crissy's wearing more makeup than me, and I trowel that mess on with a spade.
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
I cannot stand this guy. Nothing but greasy euro-trash.
omfg, hes such a guido XD
I actually did something similar to my car, only it was just on the highway because of slush and ice. It was beyond repair and I was perfectly fine.
RE:Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:43am.
After the accident, Ronaldo fell to the ground, holding his leg and writhing
ROFL - such a shiny crybaby.
Maybe Chrissy and Zac slhould hook up! Slip n Slide
Ronaldo is so shiny, maybe he got a complete facial wax before the picture. What's with the gay hand there?!
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OMG he's NAST!!! He's lucky to be alive, though.
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Fucking agreed Charlieman. I worked for this genius Biology Prof and the sum'bitch couldn't even get his suspenders on straight. Not to mention he had armpit mildew from lack of remembering to take a shower. He couldn't spell worth shit but by fucking golly..he was a genius.
Needless to say. His physical toxicity not only nauseated me but forced me to leave due to his mildewed shorts.
Bein' a genius ain't easy.
Charles Manson, thank FUCKING you
I'm one of THOSE people who make spelling mistakes.
But I'm not enormously bright. :(
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Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36am.
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OMG!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH CHARLES MANSON!! DeeDee, we got a cereal ki!!er on our side!
Charlie rocketh!
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Yay! I wonder if he offers free face?
After the accident, Ronaldo fell to the ground, holding his leg and writhing.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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No, I didn't see that I'm sure it was hysterical.
The Jersey shore scene is a joke.
I was in the Bon jovi video (In And Out Of Love)
for like second that was filmed in Seaside NJ...I laugh at myself every time I see it hahaha!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36am.
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OMG!!! I'M IN LOVE WITH CHARLES MANSON!! DeeDee, we got a cereal ki!!er on our side!
Charlie rocketh!
since there isnt an off-topic discussion going on yet, I must report this... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28523517/?GT1=43001
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:32am.
Thangs fer da haeds up Hairycanes. I liked Vagina.Sauce much more that this reincarnation. At least it was poetic.
Submitted by Pussy.Broth on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:28am.
It's spelled "Bonne Bell," DeeDee, NOT "Bonnie Bell." Like, DUH. Retarded much?
WHO THE FUCK CARES. PEOPLE MAKE GODDAMN SPELLING MISTAKES ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHILE POSTING. IT IS NOT LIKE WE ARE FUCKING GODDAMN WRITING A FUCKING TERM PAPER FOR COLLEGE ENTRANCE. IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A GODDAMM FUCKING DEAL. THERE CAN BE SOME FUCKING REALLY LOUSY ASS SPELLERS OUT THERE WHO ARE GODDAMN ENORMOUSLY BRIGHT.
@ chefcammi. Sorry you didn't win. I voted a couple of times.
Yeah, DeeDee. Looks like your on the Troll's list, two. Dunt missspelle anythang or youll get yer head chopped off.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:28am.
I forced Mr. Hekki to watch MTV's True Life episode "I'm A Jersey Shore Girl." Did you see that one? Holy crap, we laughed our ASSES off at that whole shore scene.
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YES!!! sooo funny!!! orange orange everywhere!!
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WOOT I gots my very own troll. AV 13 hours old. Hmmm. Who could it possibly be???
Submitted by Rishkin: "I'm from Jersey and he would totally fit in with the douche bags at the shore."
I forced Mr. Hekki to watch MTV's True Life episode "I'm A Jersey Shore Girl." Did you see that one? Holy crap, we laughed our ASSES off at that whole shore scene.
And I KNOW, not everyone from New Jersey is like that. I have plenty of NJ friends who are totally normal and cool.
He looks like if someone gave him a hug, he would slip away like a soap out of someone's wet hands.
Here's an online article or something about SJP - posted 17 hours ago:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=3429...
@ DeeDee...
...of course it COULD be some leftover KY....
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
has anyone else seen gergie's drunk video on x17?
it's fucking gold! lolol
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:17am.
Did you guys talk about this yet?....I think I heard this morning that SJP and Matthew B are getting divorced.
Where'd you hear that, Hairicane?
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Hi Deb,
It was on "The Good, The Bad, The Gossip" - radio segment on on 93.7 KRQ (Phoenix). I caught the tale end of it, so there's a good chance I've got it all wrong. They post those segments for streaming/podcast and you can listen to them for free, but in today's segment there were lots of sidebars and its long. But I'll go see if I can find the exact story and bring back linky.
Here's a main page link for 93.7 KRQ:
http://www.krq.com/main.html
LOL Hairicane! Bonnie Bell lipgloss is exactly what he's wearing.
-"Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:12am."
Exactly!. I'm sure he could fit in, they would gladly save him a space. I think it was under guidos.. or something. I also thought it was a manly gayelle, sort of like pregnant dude.
I meant to say Wrinkle.. not wringle. Is that even a real word?.
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Damn...I used to think he was hot. When he was starting out and was not so plucked and shiny.
The hot has def. left him.
Dramaaaaa: is it your birhtday? cuz the hat?/
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I'm gonna go out on limb here and say homie was drunk and hence the hitting-the-wall-with-ferrari situation. In addition to his skillful brow sculpting, I actually admire 1) his technique for applying the bronzer and 2) the sly way he figured out how to show of his manicure in a face-shot.
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PSL where are you? you know who this dude totally looks like right?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:16am.
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/ but thanks to everyone who voted :)
....looks like we can't even vote for ourselves so I don't know what to tell ya. lol slackers, lets move!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
I've heard his name before but I'd never seen him. Yuck.
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orange people from Jersey...hahahaha
I'm from Jersey and he would totally fit in with the douche bags at the shore.
He is Douche Bag Squared!!
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:18am.
ewww, I can barely stand gays...er, guys that wear chapstick...
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Chapstick? That is full on Bonne Belle lip gloss!
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:17am.
Did you guys talk about this yet?....I think I heard this morning that SJP and Matthew B are getting divorced.
Where'd you hear that, Hairicane?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:16am.
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When the econonmy collapses worlwide, the hungry and angry masses will go to HIS HOUSE first.
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Wow!!! God Bless him for surviving that crash.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
ewww, I can barely stand gays...er, guys that wear chapstick...
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the end...
he is lucky to be alive!
that said, I cast my vote on the side of gay, as in homsoexual, as in loves the same sex, as in he would like big beefy men to rip up his no no hole on a regular basis...
He also resembles Lance Bass to me....if Lance was greasy guido.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Did you guys talk about this yet?....I think I heard this morning that SJP and Matthew B are getting divorced.
When you can toss away 200,000 car with a shrug, that means you are making too much fucking money Christy.
People standing in the unemployment line to feed their families and this fuck....gggggggggggrrr.
Nevermind.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.