The Original MiserAlba
Now we finally know where MiserAlba got her beautiful bitchface from. She got it from her moms! Yeah, I too thought this was Kathy Griffin in a remake of Shallow Hal, but it's just MiserAlba's mama je'e.
You know, I think I might have a bitch crush on Catherine Alba. I mean, she's a ginge, albeit a fake ass one, and she's mastered the total cuntface. I'm also getting a little bit of "Jeana from The Real Housewives of Orange County" flavor from her. And who doesn't love Jeana?
I hope Catherine crop dusted MiserAlba after she said this shit about her mom last year, "Everyone in my family is heavily overweight I wanted to be healthier, so I started cooking for myself when I was 12 years old."
Heavily overweight?! What an asshole! That's big and beautiful to her! I guess MiserAlba is a bigger bitch than her mom. Well, she was given the tools and she did it better.
Here's Big MiserAlba and Lil' MiserAlba doing stuff yesterday. And also Lil' MiserAlba with new hair today. It's nice to see that her new haircut didn't fuck with her precious bitchface.
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"Everyone in my family is heavily overweight I wanted to be healthier, so I started cooking for myself when I was 12 years old."
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You mean you started eating 1 noodle cup and a celery stick. Come on. Anyone who has a "big" parent freaks out about what they might become. My dad is 350 lbs and 6 feet 4 inches. I know how it goes.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
...no eyebrow shots?....I'm disappointed - you know they must be gorgeous....
...I first thought it was Wynonna too...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
I thought that was Wynonna Judd!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:30pm.
Did you go to Vegas, or are you referring to a TV show?
I don't watch much TV.
If you indeed went to Vegas, I hope you slept with Wayne Newton. Yes, he is an orange pickled pepaw, but I would ride it like the wild west.
*clears throat*
Fresh berries anyone?
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Wynonna is Jessica's mom?
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I can only hope that one day her neck scarves will revolt and strangle her grouchy ass to death.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:16pm.
@ TITS--
for some reason your berry makes me feel...stirrings.
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sexy fruit! I'm going to add a few drops of moisture to it. That should send you over the edge. heehee
uh oh... this is TOTALLY off topic.
er.... loved sin city.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Yeah, starting cooking for herself... Oh, and also became anorexic and bulemic. She has admitted to it in the past.
I need to stick to my resolution to quit smoking so I can live long enough to see Jessica when she gets like this....
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You can just tell she looks down on her family. But yea who cares. Besides there were like 20 Jessica Alba's in my high school. I don't get her appeal.
Oh yea and once again I can't stand the white sun glasses.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:22pm.
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ITA. I love nothing better than to bring my grouchy and outdated mother to Walmart when I visit her. The Walmart greeter get's it with both barrels the minute "have a nice day," rolls off their tongues. Priceless!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:18pm.
*booming superhero voice* I'll have this under control in just a few moments, friends!
hahahaha. *standing back in awe* Can you make her heavily overweight, too?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:20pm.
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Here she comes to save the day!!! *WooT* Go on wid ur bad self! Gonna' lurve me some Chola Alba Mama!
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:19pm.
Aw, Mike, what a mean thing to say! Her mom is hardly fat enough for Miser to be ashamed to be seen with her! Shoot.
I wasn't being mean. I was implying that a lot of douchey non-famous people WOULD be embarrassed to be seen with their mothers if they looked like Mrs. Alba. If you care about the person, you should never find their looks embarrassing.
Sunglasses! Blasted!
Not to worry, folks! It's nothing I can't handle!
PS. HA! I KNEW you loved her!
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Aw, Mike, what a mean thing to say! Her mom is hardly fat enough for Miser to be ashamed to be seen with her! Shoot.
Bunch of chubby-haters here ;-)
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Hekki, since I'm adopted and my mom's thin, I guess I can fool any man I want into marrying me, then *BAM!!* surprise him when I turn 50 lol
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:13pm.
Well good for her in staying at a healthy weight thus far. Can't have been easy growing up in a family of fatties.
Actually, I say good for her for not being embarrassed to be seen with her mom in public.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:14pm.
Her mama wouldn't be so pissed off if she just released her inner chola. Where is Angel_i when we need her anyway?!
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You know, I think I might have a bitch crush on Catherine Alba.
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Heavily overweight? What is that? Some kinda bad joke?
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One of you said this a while ago about MiserAlba, "I knew this a-hole in high school when she was whoring herself out for modeling gigs ...." Some things said about celebs ring true (whiny bitch) and some don't (sweetheart). This has always seemed to ring true about Le Miz.
@ TITS--
for some reason your berry makes me feel...stirrings.
That said, the main pic looks like gayken win a long-haired weave.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Her mama wouldn't be so pissed off if she just released her inner chola. Where is Angel_i when we need her anyway?!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Jessica's hair looks like a wig a younger chemo patient would wear.
Well good for her in staying at a healthy weight thus far. Can't have been easy growing up in a family of fatties.
on snarky - in one pic it looks like her mother is trying to smile but the sides of her mouth still go downwards.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Wow. I'm guessing she got her looks from daddy.
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she is one of my very least liked actresses. you know she got pregnant by accident and hated it. Honor my ass. I hate vein actresses. If you are so lucky to be in her position, and she is a horrible actress, you should be happy all the time. her hair is fug too. Love that!
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
Damn, no wonder Alba worked out hardcore after popping Honor (gag me) out.
what a coinkidink, I just saw on the elevator tv that Wynonna is the new face of Alli!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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I thought it was Wynonna Judd. I love Jess's hair though.
That haircut is so not flattering...and you know her mama is pissed because Jelba isn't paying her bills. Pretty fucked up to tell the world that your family is full of fatasses...
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Jessica's haircut totally sucks! I knew there was a reason why Jessica is so paranoid about her weight, she has the "fat gene". I know because I too suffer from the "fat gene" fear! That's why I try not to eat too much! (sometimes I fail miserably at it though)...
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Her mom looks just like my older sister who walks around looking perpetually pissed off! I don't get people like that. At least we know where MiserAlba got the hate face gene. _______________________________________________
"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Now I don't really believe this, but men always say this: If you want to know what your woman will look like when she gets older, look at her mother.
That's not really true, but I think it gives guys another excuse not to marry a woman. "Yeah, her mom is fat and sloppy. I don't want to be married to THAT when I'm 50."
Yeah.
Her dad seems like the biggest A Hole alive!!! I saw him somewhere and he was completely unlikable and reprehensible..ugh...
There is nothing truer than the two ugliest people you have ever seen having the cutest kids ever...it always works out like that...
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Man, Mommy Alba is even scarier than that creature La Pequeña. Who knew that was possible?
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JESSICA GOT THE 'CNN' BOWL HELMET HAIRCUT!!
i seriously thought this was the fat judd as well
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Yeah, I too thought this was Kathy Griffin in a remake of Shallow Hal, but it's just MiserAlba's mama je'e.
hahaahahha MK you better win this damn award!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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I swear she looks just like Wynonna Judd.
LMAO. i thought that was a Judd.
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LOL@Kathy Griffin in a re-make of 'Shallow Hal'
Good one, MK!