Willie Aames Tried To Off Himself!
Buddy Lembeck from Charles in Charge and Tommy Bradford from Eight is Enough said farewell to this world of heartbreak and tears and tried to do himself in! Thankfully, he didn't go through with it. And because I know you're thinking it, that extremely sexy hot outfit is safe too. I'm going to look for that exact pattern at JoAnne this weekend. I'm gonna do mine up in royal blue with neon yellow trim.
So why did Willie want to leave us early? Well, his wife of 22 years, Maylo Upton (hot name, right?), left his ass and filed for divorce. Willie hasn't made any cash since Celebrity Fit Club, so he had to declare bankruptcy. And his car got repossessed. Put all those three together and there you have Willie's reason.
Willie told Star Magazine, "I stole a bottle of Jack Daniel's from the guy I was renting the room from," Willie tells Star in an exclusive interview. I'd been sober for 20 years when I took that first drink. I was also taking antidepressants and anti-anxiety pills. It got so bad, I put a knife to my throat and cut myself in six places. The police came, put me in handcuffs and whisked me away. I was completely devastated... I kept asking, 'What did I do wrong?'"
Willie was thrown into the loony bin at USC and with their help he's trying to crawl back out from his black hole.
Forever jolly Buddy Lembeck in the psych ward?! Sads.
Where is Scott Baio when you need him, because it sounds like Charles needs to be in charge of Buddy Lembeck. "I waaaaant Charles in charge of me!" And because that song is now stuck in my head for the rest of tonight, watch this so that you can join me:
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Mickflash ~ that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!
Fu*king Genius!
I got to figure out how to use that line in conversation....
Shit I missed you again but bye snow:) X♥X♥
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His wife prolly left him because they got into a fight over who gets to wear that outfit to the Christmas party.
Submitted by Mickflash on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:43pm.
The only reson he's alive is because he's a failure at death also.
That made me LOL!
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How sad! Willie was a kid in my neigborhood in Huntington Beach...always so adorable with good manners...for real. I remember when my niece was visiting from MA and I asked Willie to come over and say Hi.
Take care of yourself, Willie
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OT: And showbiz people wonder why they are effed up! LOL the dingusses.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
These child stars need to go to school, or learn some sort of trade they can fall back on when the fame is no more.
I guess we'll be seeing him on next season's Celebrity Rehag (typo, but I'm keeping it) or some such shit. I don't mean to sound callous, but if he really wanted to off himself, he would have gotten the job done. This was a cry for (Reality T.V.) help....and/or a passive aggressive way of sending a message to his wife, but mostly the former...
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Surely there must be a dinner theater in Wichita or someplace like that where he could have found a paying gig. Looks to me like this lazy ass didn't want to work for a living like the rest of us. Cry me a river, Bitch.
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'What did I do wrong?'
You're in the entertainment business duh!
wasn't he BibleMan???
But I thought God had all his answers. God didn't save this schmuck's career, marriage, weight or sobriety. The only reson he's alive is because he's a failure at death also. The reason I hate on him is because he was in that Blue Lagoon ripoff Paradise with 18 year old Phoebe Cates naked naked naked. That alone should be enough to sustain one's happiness for the rest of eternity. Ungrateful ASS!
I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.
Maybe Eight is actually too much.
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Sad..the dude is reality show material now though.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
he sliced himself up and said
'what did i do wrong?' DUMBASS
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i dunno, it sells itself
Well, the way i see it is, he's already dressed accordingly in grayish mylar/pleather ensemble, fully equipped with chains to hook him to.
Dreylove, someone should Free Wilie from this god awful outfit.
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Submitted by Dreylove on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:07pm.
Poor Willie. Someone should free him. Hey, they could make a movie about it! Hhmmm. What would a good title be....?
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Buddy is nothing without Charles. They need to do a show together again! Buddy must be SAVED!
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Poor Willie. Someone should free him. Hey, they could make a movie about it! Hhmmm. What would a good title be....?
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Holy shit, Bibleman?
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:54pm.
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LMAO! Can't hate. I'd ditch you too for a cheap bottle of Chard!
Maybe Willie should have tried that a time or two?
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Nits, you know you got a free pass. And on that note, the hub just walked in the door with a saucy little Shiraz... BBL! ♥♥
wait~this happened recently???
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:31pm.
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Sorry, phone snuck up and grabbed me! Oh, yes I did..But I asked for forgiveness right after I said it..does that still count?
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Who? Seriously, who is that? Neither of the roles listed rings any bells :/
I never saw Charles in Charge and only remember Willie from Eight is Enough and as Buddy Lawrence's boyfriend on Family. 'Cause I'm old like that.
I guess BIBLEMAN isn't a well-paying gig, nor one that encourages self-esteem. Maybe he should sell ShamWOW with Vince.
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Never watched that show, but who's that travolta gal in the credits? Any relation to the bear?
Now I have the song "Charles in Charge" playing in my head.
Police revealed he might have been successful if he hadn't used a butter knife.
Submitted by harrybalsac on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:25pm.
Too bad him failed , dude is a douche.
HARRYBALSC YOU FUCKER. YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE.
Well, I guess we know who's going to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
You misguided sluts have it all wrong. If you off yourself your a clerical worker in hell like in Beetlejuice......ON TOPIC...is was fuckery not to have a clip of Scott dry humping Willy....now I am stuck, mid soft porn dream.....
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remember the older brother? he was way hotter (back then)
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I would have bought his boots if he bought the farm.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Mebbe that guy he was renting from had this poster up on his wall...
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p.s. MK, I wonder how he would look in that outfit now...with his pre/post fit club gut?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Willy willy willy..dont you know, cut along the veins..not across them. Sheesh. Pathetic celebrities dont know anything.
Willie: next time why don't you try playing russian roulette with Kirk Cameron and Stephen Baldwin?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:26pm.
tojo: Joanie Cunningham?
Yeah, that was her!
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Bibleman should know better, Jesus sends you straight to hell if you off yourself.
What I want to know is why Willie is not on Scott's new show Confessions Of A Teen Idol. What are friends for anyway?
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I'll say this in hushed tones so I don't hurt his feelings wich are shattered already.. but who is this guy? and should I care?.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:30pm.
Apparently, eight was too much. Guess they shoulda' stopped at seven.
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