Donna Martin Is Thisclose To Returning To 90210
I don't think I can call Tori Spelling "Tori the Hutt" anymore since lost a lot of chunk. Now she kind of looks like an elderly praying mantis doing a terrible Carol Channing impersonation. She's still fug, though. Fug light!
When the new 90210 was announced, I was seriously all about it. Mostly because Brenda Walsh was one of the first bitches in my life who taught me how to really hate with all your heart and soul. After watching every episode, I just don't know.... I'm trying soooo hard to love it like the old shit, but the only time I'm not pitching my berries to stay awake is when Brenda and Kelly are in a scene together. I get off on that shit because I know how much they fucking hate each other in real life. Shannen just wants to take Jennie's hair, braid it into pigtails, kick her on all fours and ride her into traffic. I can see the look in her eyes. But Brenda's run is coming to an end. And what's even worse is that the producers want to bring Donna Martin back. AHHH!
Michael Ausiello claims Tori is in final talks to do several episodes. The deal will probably be complete today. Tori reportedly didn't want to come back sooner, because she was afraid of working with Shannen. That's right. Shannen would fuck that bitch up for talking shit on her in Tori's book. Although, that might be a good thing for Tori since Shannen could probably beat some pretty into her fug face.
If Donna Martin comes back and Brenda Walsh stays away, I just don't know how much longer I can watch this mess. That annoying bitch Annie is just begging to get slapped in the teeth.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:10pm.
While hitting it from behind.
How can Dean tell?
I looked at this picture and the words to Rod Stewart's *Maggie May* sprang to mind.
The morning sun when its in your face really shows your age
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Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I wince every time I look at Tori.
Is that a real life fraggle?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:01pm.
How does her husband manage to hit that?
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You've seen her husband, right?
As Madam S said long ago, he focuses on her potential inheritance.
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While hitting it from behind.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:58pm.
Topanga - sweetie, we need to have a marathon, I have that shit on DVD! and it always seemed like the more fucked up Tori's face got, the tighter and smaller her shirts got. Just a theory
Hells yes, I've seen like almost every episode but I still watch that sh**. I think they were always trying to show off her body to distract from the fugness that was going on with her face.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:01pm.
How does her husband manage to hit that?
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You've seen her husband, right?
As Madam S said long ago, he focuses on her potential inheritance.
I have, islandgirl & I feel sorry as hell for him. Yeah, he's fairly unfortunate, too, but ... he doesn't deserve this. This pic is gonna give me nightmares tonight.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:01pm.
This is the nicest thing I can think of to say: Good god, she's unattractive. How does her husband manage to hit that?
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You've seen her husband, right? :0)
This is the nicest thing I can think of to say: Good god, she's unattractive. How does her husband manage to hit that?
Topanga - sweetie, we need to have a marathon, I have that shit on DVD! and it always seemed like the more fucked up Tori's face got, the tighter and smaller her shirts got. Just a theory
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I LOVED 90210, and I still watch back to back reruns on Soap Net, but I could never stand Donna Martin (Tori). She was a spolied princess in real life and she was a spoiled princes horse faced brat on the show. She was always in some damsel in distress situation... Donna can't graduate, Donna was almost raped, Donna is in an abusive relationship with a musician, Donna is still a virgin, Donna catches her whore of a mom having an affair. It was soo annoying. And they were always putting her in these mini outfits that showed off her body or her $5,000 boob job but her character was suppose to be all virginal and sh**. Ok, I'm done venting.
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Carol Channing is much better looking.
she IS the ugly stick.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I swear, I first thought this was a pic of an old lady from the 50s.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Seriously, what happened to her? She looks anorexic or somethin.
Tori is fascinatingly ugly ain't she? Tori and Dean Inn Love has just started showing on Australian cable tv - aren't we the lucky bunch.
Remember Andrea from the old show who was posed to be 17 but she looked a good 35?? I would watch just to have a good laugh everytime her old as was on screen. Same for dawson creek...id never seen a 15 year old with a full beard and crows feet until that show. At least they're more with it nowadays on the teen shows...
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I'm shocked, shocked! that the camera didn't break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
90210 is still on the air?! WHY?! Who the fuck is watching this shit?!
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
agreed pauly!!!
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I would like to see Shannen break Donna Martin's false teeth.
So these threads are really bare now what with the off topic thread are they not?
Tori looks just like her mother in this pic. Bummer.
"Donna Martin Is Thisclose To Returning To 90210"
as a what? an 80 year old? what a terrible picture.
Ew I hated Donna Martin! The only time I sorta dug her is when she got drunk @ Prom and they wouldn't let her graduate. That was the BEST! I know you loved that shit to MK...as for bringing her back to 90210 it might make that shit show even shittier. Nothing fugs up a show more than Donna Martin and her pity party!
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Annie, Annie, Annie!
What about JAN!?!?
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Well they are thinking of bringin' that horse faced bitch out from the pasture?? Why does she think we care....Don't worry M.K., we will do the hatin' for you....that's just how we roll; with prejudice and some juice boxes.
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are wrappin' me in foil and using me as an antenna !!!
I can't stand Annie...she's is the worst character on the show...bad casting!
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I remember when she was on the Tara show bitching that her father only left her with 800K..
bitch.. I am sure she got the chance and the money to get a good education and get a real job while dad was alive..
I'm sorry...I have to post again. I don't know much about the family history, but she was basically born deformed, right? I mean, Im sure that THAT FACE is post plastic surgery.
How did SJP beat this girl in the un sexiest woman in the world thingy
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Christmas is over :(
Man that show is seven kinds of shit. No real drama, the crackhead bitch still manages to make it to class everyday, and shenae should be evicted from planet earth.
That being said, I watched every single episode for 2 reasons... Shannon Doherty and the bad ass clothes that Naomi chick wore.
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aaah! I HATE ANNIE. she is such a fake ass beyotch i want to stab her like crazybear lady from nip tuck stabbed sean.
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I haven't even read this article and I hardly ever comment but I couldn't resist mentioning how un-fucking-believably ugly this bitch is. Jesus Christ she's repulsive!
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I miss Mimi LaRue!
chefcammi I voted for you! Sorry you didn't win :(
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:08pm.
Donna Martin must DIE
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DAMN!
That is one ugly, deformed girl.
God was really pissed off when this one passed the assembly line.
Someone was saying, yesterday - I can't even remember if it was IRL or not - that this was the worse show on television with the most cardboard actresses. Now - I've seen clips of the Hills, so if that's a true fact well, then...I didn't even care when Brenda and Kelly were on there. Dats sayin sumfin.
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Wow, she doesn't have black roots in this photo. Nice!
oh my god. I thought that was Camilla
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Donna Martin must DIE
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WTF. She looks like an 80 year old woman.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
What a horrid picture of her! Egads!
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
I saw Shanae Grimes walking in West Hollywood today. She almost looked sad no one was interested.