Donna Martin Is Thisclose To Returning To 90210
I don't think I can call Tori Spelling "Tori the Hutt" anymore since lost a lot of chunk. Now she kind of looks like an elderly praying mantis doing a terrible Carol Channing impersonation. She's still fug, though. Fug light!
When the new 90210 was announced, I was seriously all about it. Mostly because Brenda Walsh was one of the first bitches in my life who taught me how to really hate with all your heart and soul. After watching every episode, I just don't know.... I'm trying soooo hard to love it like the old shit, but the only time I'm not pitching my berries to stay awake is when Brenda and Kelly are in a scene together. I get off on that shit because I know how much they fucking hate each other in real life. Shannen just wants to take Jennie's hair, braid it into pigtails, kick her on all fours and ride her into traffic. I can see the look in her eyes. But Brenda's run is coming to an end. And what's even worse is that the producers want to bring Donna Martin back. AHHH!
Michael Ausiello claims Tori is in final talks to do several episodes. The deal will probably be complete today. Tori reportedly didn't want to come back sooner, because she was afraid of working with Shannen. That's right. Shannen would fuck that bitch up for talking shit on her in Tori's book. Although, that might be a good thing for Tori since Shannen could probably beat some pretty into her fug face.
If Donna Martin comes back and Brenda Walsh stays away, I just don't know how much longer I can watch this mess. That annoying bitch Annie is just begging to get slapped in the teeth.
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I can't stand this UGLY P.O.S. I didn't like her on the original 90210 and I can't stand her now. I too tried to like this new one, but just can't even watch it anymore. And that curly haired bitch "ANNIE" sucked on NIP/TUCK too!
Girl looks like death warmed over in this picture..yeesh
screw this farm animal fug face. pretending like she wasnt going to be on the new 90210 cuz she just had way too many other career options. riiiiight. they just couldnt fit her wideness on the screen when they were filming the last season.
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nice wig though.
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Tori's face is just one big skid mark of FUG.
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Ok, this is some FABULOUSNESS right here...Now if I weren't some lazy ass whore, I'd make that my siggy and just change the whore's name to match MK's post...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
whoa she looks like her dad in a wig!
whoa she looks like her dad in a wig!
Submitted by SweetLove on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:24pm.
A blindfold! What a fab idea.....yes sweetie a blindfold it shall be!
Or maybe 2, or 3 , or 4 just to be safe.
Tigerlilly! Yes, CHEERS SWEETIE..thanks, luv your fab way of thinking.
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Ok, dahling now, here we go...easy on your feet...You took that vali i gave you, yes sweetie?...it makes it so much easier to put you to bed...Now, you're sure you want to do this? I've blacked out all the windows...I plan to give you a Versad before that massive jawed hominid bug eyed thing arrives...Ok, let's make sure the blindfold is tight...Yes, sweetie...Oh, it will be all over before you know it, and we can sell that sex tape for...well, we'll have to negotatiate that price later, now, won't we dahling... that Yetti thing you ordered from Cali is at the door, shall I get it sweetie?
*ding, dong*...Coming....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Like shooting fish in a barrel. Tater all the way! With the chin, you can work the quirky character angle. Tori's face is just one big skid mark of FUG.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
for crying out loud, please put vaseline on the lenses and keep the room dark when taking tori's picture....
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A blindfold! What a fab idea.....yes sweetie a blindfold it shall be!
Or maybe 2, or 3 , or 4 just to be safe.
Tigerlilly! Yes, CHEERS SWEETIE..thanks, luv your fab way of thinking.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:13pm.
Of all the advances in plastic surgery, why can't any of them work on her?
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because she's ugly on the inside....*teehee, teehee*...Oh I kid, I kid....She's just got fug you can't fix...I believe the medical term for it is fugispermantas...Yeah, there's no cure...only treatment...the most effective of which is an intensive therapy called brownbagginahoas...It's a time tested therapy that seems to help her particular condition....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Holy Shit! Full light of day is NOT a good look on her.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by SweetLove on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:12pm.
LOL Tigerlilly..
By drink I mean a bottle of Stoli, sweetie darling!
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Oh, of course, sweetie, what was I thinking?
So you'll still be needing the blind fold once you've polished off that bottle, yes?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Of all the advances in plastic surgery, why can't any of them work on her?
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LOL Tigerlilly..
By drink I mean a bottle of Stoli, sweetie darling!
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Submitted by SweetLove on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:08pm.
Damn.... I need a drink with that pic.
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Just A drink? Damn, SweetLove, whatchu drankin'?
;-)
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Damn.... I need a drink with that pic.
Looks like a donkey in a fright wig!
I'd rather look like Rumer. I love me some Tori but her hyperthyriod buggle eyes bother me.
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Submitted by nolaredhead on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:50pm.
Does anybody else see Tori’s resemblance to Heidi Montag???
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If you mean that they're both fugly, fake tittied, bleach blondes with no discernible talent, then yes! They could be twins. :)
@ jellus h8r and NitWitty,
Yeah, I have to agree...I'd go with Tater Head too....
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:34pm.
OKAY WHORES: Dlisted poll here:
You have two choices and two choices only...You cannot choose suicide...
You can either spend your entire life looking like Tater head OR Tori the Hut, and you CAN'T get any (more) plastic surgery....Which do you choose?????
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Tater Head all the freakin way. I'll choose Leno chin over Tori the Hut bug eyes any day of the week.
Does anybody else see Tori’s resemblance to Heidi Montag???
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:34pm.
OKAY WHORES: Dlisted poll here:
You have two choices and two choices only...You cannot choose suicide...
You can either spend your entire life looking like Tater head OR Tori the Hut, and you CAN'T get any (more) plastic surgery....Which do you choose?????
That's some question that's like asking would you rather eat glass or get eaten by a tiger, but I will choose Potatohead Willis.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:34pm.
OKAY WHORES: Dlisted poll here:
You have two choices and two choices only...You cannot choose suicide...
You can either spend your entire life looking like Tater head OR Tori the Hut, and you CAN'T get any (more) plastic surgery....Which do you choose?????
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Ugh, I'd have to pick Tater, cuz I'm still hoping there will be scientific advances that could help me if I were young enough.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:46pm.
Answer me this: I know even surgery has its limits, but with all that this twat has had and the endless supply of cash that financed it, why could no one fix the fug?
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Tiger, before 90210 even began, there was ESCANDOLO about the amount of plastic surgery this chick had by the age of 16. Google her kid pics and you'll be shocked! Tater Head only beats her out by a chin.
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OKAY WHORES: Dlisted poll here:
You have two choices and two choices only...You cannot choose suicide...
You can either spend your entire life looking like Tater head OR Tori the Hut, and you CAN'T get any (more) plastic surgery....Which do you choose?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is living that fug life.
OMG!!
did you doctor that photo?!
that is the absolute worst she has ever looked
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MY EYES! THEY BURN! Good god, I didn't even recognize Tori the Fug in that picture.
She looks like a 50 year old, chain smoking cashier at Dollar Tree.
*shudder*
-Off to bleach the retinas-
Payday came and with it beer.
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What the hell happened to her face? I mean, er, it has always been fucked up, but damn!
fucking hell how old is this woman???
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:46pm.
Answer me this: I know even surgery has its limits, but with all that this twat has had and the endless supply of cash that financed it, why could no one fix the fug?
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Tiger, before 90210 even began, there was ESCANDOLO about the amount of plastic surgery this chick had by the age of 16. Google her kid pics and you'll be shocked! Tater Head only beats her out by a chin.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Answer me this: I know even surgery has its limits, but with all that this twat has had and the endless supply of cash that financed it, why could no one fix the fug?...I mean, I'm not even asking for it to be entirely fixed, just mitigated...I mean, her fug kinda hurts me when I look at it...physically, psychologically, emotionally, sexually, spiritually...
However, I do, always have and always will give her credit for painting the fug...Yes, she needs a second, third and top coat, but she spared us from bare nekkid fug....
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Was it Glenda or Alfaeba that melts? Either way, they both didnt have fake tits.
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Dammit, I've got the giggles now, "Sunlight is not your friend ...." And I'm at work, seated in the No Laughing zone.
Sorry, this chick is not fug light..she is fug heavy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
90210 is such a train wreak maybe, bringing in Tori will be good. I like how they include the old cast into the new cast. The new cast cannot act their way out of a paper bag i.e. Naomi,Annie, and drug addicted girl.
PS: I don't why people would want to go and work at their old high school. I am HAPPY if I never see my old H.S. again.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:16pm.
No. The poor girl is the spitting image of her father.
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Shes a butterface, but I love her hair, and I would so let Dean McDermott toss my salad. (I have a weakness for creepy canucks)
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sorry, I pressed the right button but too long!! double post means its doubly meaningful!
well, her hair is nice but that face...sheesh...why do these butt ugly offspring insist on torturining us on big and little screens with there non-existant talent. I think of her, taterhead, kimbo, the list goes on and on...why won't these heinous folks just lock themselves in a house and never come out!!
well, her hair is nice but that face...sheesh...why do these butt ugly offspring insist on torturining us on big and little screens with there non-existant talent. I think of her, taterhead, kimbo, the list goes on and on...why won't these heinous folks just lock themselves in a house and never come out!!
geez sunlight is NOT her friend eh?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
hahaha. I honestly think you are my only competition for undying disgustingly passionate addiction to Beverly Hills, 90210. My roommates think I am completely mental, because we will be in the middle of chatting during 90210 (Because my roommates have zero interest) and out of nowhere i scream for everyone to shut up... theyve gotten accustomed to my OHMYGODKELLYANDBRENDAAREONSCREENTOGETHERAGAIN tantrums.
and i am not gonna lie, i am all for a Tori return. and where's my Valentine?!
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Just realize, even if all of live to 90 yrs. old we will always be better looking than this pic of Tori.
snowy, I know, right? Oily much?
IG and Sheeps, that dude she married is just as repulsive as she is! Ugh I loathe him.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:10pm.
While hitting it from behind.
How can Dean tell?
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Good point! Because there's more hair at the front?