Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 1
The time has come upon us to determine who will take the crown and sash from international supermodel Phoebe Price to represent Dlisted with elegance and grace as the new Hot Slut of the Year.
I've broken this shit down into 3 rounds to make it easier for you to choose. The winner of each round will battle it out in the finals. Yeah, I take this shit seriously.
Today, your ass is voting between the Hot Sluts of January, February, March and April of '08. I can't believe I actually forgot about Chloe Lattanzi for a quick second, but now she's back in my life and scaring me more than ever!
You have a day to vote. The winner of round 3 will be announced tomorrow around this same time. Here are your choices:
January: Dr. Drew - Walking sex with a prescription pad!
February: La Pequeña - The year's greatest leading mini-ladyman!
March: Pete Doherty - Church-going soberist!
April: Chloe Lattanzi - The star of my springtime night terrors!
Voting is in the sidebar to el right. Happy Voooooting!
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Drew, while good-looking and wise, is not even a slut. He's like the anti-slut.
VOTE FOR MK!
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MissLoveInTx OMG is that an original comingback quote in your siggie????
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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simoneenomis "when John McCain dies, I will be president! hehehehehehe!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
i dont know who to vote for.. wheres the shiba inu?
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
I voted for hot doc Drew. I have never clicked on a LaPaquena link or posted in a thread, have no idea what *it* does or sounds like, and don't want to know.
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Submitted by notafinger on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:31pm
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Leave my fucking bunny alone website animal hater. You're fucking lucking I'm in a good mood today
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This is so hard!
I can't choose between La Pequena or Pete Doherty!!
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Wait I just watch la Pequena Sarah Palin and that sealed the vote.
VIVA LA PEQUENA!!
@ snowpiece
I can't believe it either. Time does fly. If I had it my way, Michelle Duggar would win. I've been obsessed with the Duggars for years. Plus the title is totally ironic when applied to her.
I want it to be won by someone who will celebrate it, or be repulsed by it. I think Rojo will ignore it as much as Abandoned Couch will. Kim Zolciak or La Pequina for me.
Shout out to Ms.LovinTexas! It's been a minute since I've regularly been on here too. I was working three jobs but now I'm back in school and ready to procrasinate with my assignments by spending endless and pointless amounts of time here on Dlisted conversing with you fabulous whores...=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Viva La Pequena!
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
MissLoveInTx hey!!! happy new year to ya babe!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
I proudly voted for that hot piece Dr. Drew. I know you love La Peenquena or whatever it's name is , MK, but that thing seriously haunts my nightmares!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I voted, but I am really saving it all for HSotM Rojo Caliente. Seeing her earlobes again this morning sent shivers down my spine. I want to suck one up and slowly roll it between my teeth and tongue.......stop it......She is, and will always be my favorite Hot Slut of the Year.
If only the paps could capture her on vaca in a mankini at St. Barth's I could die a sick, but happy girl!
Pete Doherty deserves a win...he's been Dlisted fodder for the past 3 years at least!!!
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yes ma'am it is! It's been so long since I posted on here I almost forgot that I still had thelma (my hero) as my avatar.
@ DAE I'm good sweetheart how have you been? I love your new avie ; D
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Viva La Pequena!
Sorry Dr. Drew, but I had to click La Pequena before I even read MK's post.
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:41pm.
Hey! *waves* How are you?
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:41pm.
I don't have my glasses on, but is that Thelma Harper in your avvie?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Ok I have been away from dlisted for a loooong while now but I gotta get in on this one...Pete Doherty for the win!!!
I see some of my favorite dlisted whores are still around!! what's up snowpiece, DAE, paris herpes and anyone else that I did'nt mention...shoutout!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
that pic of chloe lattanzi is scaring my weenis.
I love Petey as much as the next crackhead lover, but La Pequena is taking this all the way to the sash and crown!
Heck yeah! La Pequena FTW!
Callan what kills me is that was A YEAR AGO!?!!?!? holy chit, man, time flies!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
La Pequeña all the way!!!!
ok which one of you beyotches is bolding us all?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Dr. Drew for me. I know it is not the popular vote.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Anyone else remember last year when Michael Cera nearly beat out Chicken Cutlets? He was slightly leading for the majority of the final round.
I think it's going to be a Rojo/La Pequena smackdown. Abandoned Couch is the dark horse.
I'm not really thrilled about any of these, so I'll just vote for La Pequeña because "she" is the most entertaining.
I don't like La Pequena *hides*
Chloe Lattanzi FTW!
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
La Pequeña hands down
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La Pequena FOR THE WIN! Vote, bitches!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
La Pequena es la mas pequena asquerosa! Wahhoooo!
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La Pequena 08!
Ohhhhh, decisions decisions! I need a drink before clicking ...
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:23pm.
I see La Pequena is winning but Pete has given me so much joy over not just last year but the year before tha. and the year before that. He deserves an honorary award.
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Will you, your bunny and your bad spelling please shut the fuck up? Hey, did you know there's a spell check on this thing? Those little red lines mean something, dumbass...
This IS LaPequenas year.
YO SOY VOTING FOR LA PEQUENA! tm joshuaza
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Aw come on, if you guys don't pick Dr. Drew I will hate you forever. Fuck Anderson Cooper, this guy's the original Silver Haired Wonder.
Pete! Pete! Pete! Lovin' me some hot drunk mess.
Dr. Drew is an annoying turd, and a buzz kill.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Um.. well, they aren't much to choose from... but my vote goes to Dr. Drew. He's the only normal-looking one.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
MK is going from month to month and then the year's winner will be voted on last after each month's winner is determined.
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maybe the abandoned couch will be in round 2?
Do we really think that La Pequena's latest Brit Brit video was just for fun? HELL NO! Bitch is campaigning hard for this title, and it's our obligation to vote her in as Winner of Round 1 for HSOTY. YO SOY VOTING FOR LA PEQUENA!
I see La Pequena is winning but Pete has given me so much joy over not just last year but the year before tha. and the year before that. He deserves an honorary award.
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Pete for President! His hot slut of the month picture is gorgeous.
i thought Abandoned Couch was gonna be hot slut of the year?
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Viva La Pequena!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson