Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 1
The time has come upon us to determine who will take the crown and sash from international supermodel Phoebe Price to represent Dlisted with elegance and grace as the new Hot Slut of the Year.
I've broken this shit down into 3 rounds to make it easier for you to choose. The winner of each round will battle it out in the finals. Yeah, I take this shit seriously.
Today, your ass is voting between the Hot Sluts of January, February, March and April of '08. I can't believe I actually forgot about Chloe Lattanzi for a quick second, but now she's back in my life and scaring me more than ever!
You have a day to vote. The winner of round 3 will be announced tomorrow around this same time. Here are your choices:
January: Dr. Drew - Walking sex with a prescription pad!
February: La Pequeña - The year's greatest leading mini-ladyman!
March: Pete Doherty - Church-going soberist!
April: Chloe Lattanzi - The star of my springtime night terrors!
Voting is in the sidebar to el right. Happy Voooooting!
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bill kaulitz should be nominated<333 i luv him :D
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"Do you think Bill Kaulitiz's carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute."
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What the hell kind of fuckery is this?!?!?!?!?
La Pequeña is actually beating Dr. Drew?
Mmmm Dr. Drew makes me wish i was a washed up crackhead celeb
No contest. Anyone who can make scabies flinch is worthy of HSOTY. Doherty ftw.
Pete Doherty's head looks like its coming out of La Pequeña's punani
the puppies should NEVER have lost to rojo.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
I agree with Jussayin.
This is a boring round.
It seems like just a few months ago that Phoebe won HBOTY. I don't know if we can beat that one.
I think they're all a bore.
Well, actually Dr. Drew's good.
I voted on Chloe Latanzi, though. Oops!
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
La Pequena better win this shit. He/she was Amy Winehouse, Hilary Clinton, Sarah Palin, that guy that gives out money to people on the street, and Britney Spears all rolled up into one.
truthfully none of these "sluts" are hot....
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
La Pequeña FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
michael k - i would send you money each week if you would promise to never make me look at that nasty doherty again.
god almighty how do you stomach it?
how are the hits on his pics?
bc i fastforward through all his postings.
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The McCanns Did It
Dr Drew...fraud HOT SLUT
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:58pm.
Really none of these can hold a bowl of cottage cheese next to Pheobe.
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Um, yeah. Phoebe was chosen "Hot BABE of the year" and we are choosing "Hot Slut of the Year"...Okaaaaay? A little respect here...sheesh...!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have to admit, I voted for Chloe. She's such a mess - love it.
Remember the video of Chloe 'singing' in her dad's tipi while he played the didgeridoo? LOVED THAT!
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Really none of these can hold a bowl of cottage cheese next to Pheobe.
There is only one on this list that almost tries as hard as Pheobe to be famous and that person is......La pequena!
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OK, I just got back home, eagerly rushed to my lil computer to vote for the first round of HSOTY, and that bitch Dr. Drew is trying to beat out my little La Pequena!! La Pequena has to win. Make the right choice. Vote LP.
I love Dr. Drew. The man oozes sex appeal.
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Bye! Good
I don't know who to vote for!
I am, however, easily bribed with cash *hint hint*
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Dr. Drew
I vote for the freaktard on the end that looks like she is about to give some serious head to some lucky ladyboy. Would be Ok except for the manic look in her yes. No, I revoke my vote.
I say La Pequenia Midget Trannie little person..
Dr. Drew for the win!
Deedee: i voted for her because she scares me - but a video would be cool
I voted La Pequeña because I really want to see if "she" thanks MK/Dlisters with a hot new video.
Dr. Drew? Please, he is NOT HSOTY material. I'm sure there are plenty of other awards for swell guys like him.
Yes, LaPequena is the stuff of nightmares but then so is Phoebe Price. Do the right thing sluts...vote LaPequena.
this shit is sooooo fixed! why bother?
La Pequeña. All the way.
Submitted by lonestartx on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:10pm.
I'm way too cool to be single!!! Somebody help!!!
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Sherry, check out today's Hot Slut, George Kistner (page 2). he can help you out with that single thing.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
I voted for La Pequena !
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I vote Pete, no reason, except that he's the most fucked up of all the candidates.
OPEN POST ITEM:
So.....MK, I am super tempted to wrap up all that I have going in Dallas, TX and move to the City to be your own personal fag hag, any openings??
Kisses!!
sherry
I'm way too cool to be single!!! Somebody help!!!
La Pequena is in my nightmares. I gotta go with Pete.
If La Pequena wins, I don't think Cutlets can get away with calling it "Hot Babe of the Year" anymore.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:25pm.
Team Pete!
@ EvilShoe--
Yes to Pete! I knew you were a ho with a rubber sole!!
xo
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Team Doperty!!
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
God, I love Dr. Drew, but this is la pequena's world.____________________________________________
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Meh, I'm not a fan of any of these but I picked Dr. Drew.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:57pm.
FREE BLOW JOBS FOR ALL!
*recalling mail-in ballot* Even Chloe is nearly beating him. Pete may have had his run...
DREW is a cool person but no, he's not hot slut material and the fucker's winning.
PETPETPETE
FREE BLOW JOBS FOR ALL!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Chloe Lattanzi ALL THE WAY!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:42pm
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*Rushing to tick off Pete's name*
Does Dr. Drew belong on this list? He's hwat but not really slut material.
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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg
PETE PETE PETE PETE
and if he doesn't win, I'm never licking you bitches anymore!!!!!!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
@Topanga:
Hey how ya been!! I hear ya girl I jumped off the slave ship of my job that was workin a bitch 60 hours a week to go back to school and I have 4 algebra books waiting on my ass cuz I wanted to blog on dlisted again...yay!
@snowpiece-happy new year to you too!! And yes it is a comingback quote lol. I have been reading dlisted almost everyday since I last commented and I know comingback is no longer around so I have to keep it's "dream" alive lmao. well I gotta run but I will be back later ya'll..ttfn!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
La Pequena already has the coronation scene down (outfit and all):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV8uEzGuvfc
It is only fitting that she wins this Hot Slut title and takes over the sash and crown from Chicken Cutlegs stat! She was born to wear these things. She's released a piece of hotness every month of the year...nobody worked this hard through 2008 lol.
Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:46pm.
@ DAE I'm good sweetheart how have you been? I love your new avie ; D
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Good to hear, I'm doing alright thanks :0) Thanks!
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
It looks like Dreamboat doesn't have a chance. I'm upset but I respect the vote.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Vote For MK!!!!
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
not sure how I am going to choose btw La P and Rojo....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Team Pete!
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Dick happens! - MK
MK,
bitch you know there's no competition. Roll out the red carpet; La Pequeña is the fiercest bitch, the hottest motherslut of all hot sluts ever conceived! And she's here to stay. I hope when she will take the hot slut crown, she will finally enlighten my existence with a La Pequeña Paris Hilton.
tigbit, a bit of both
Whoever/whatever wins, I'm just glad he/she/it will dethrone Phoebe Price - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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