Thursday, January 8th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!

It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.

Runners-up:

Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl

Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL

Source: Evil Milk

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Submitted by Day5girl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:09pm.

Then he hit him with the "Titty Fuck(ed) UP"

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Submitted by BartenderJay on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:09pm.

Caption This Contests brought to you by Ebaum's World since 2005.

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Submitted by Jerkygirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:09pm.

Britney's latte boy

Jerkygirl's picture
Submitted by Jerkygirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:08pm.

He's got nipples the size of saucers!

Submitted by perky on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:07pm.

An early piece from the collection of Peter Paul Rubens. It took a few years for him to work out his style, but thank God he did.

Jerkygirl's picture
Submitted by Jerkygirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:07pm.

Where milk shakes really come from

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Submitted by pomegranate on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:06pm.

I TOLD you, I'm a size TWO, Damnit!

Jerkygirl's picture
Submitted by Jerkygirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:06pm.

Don't drink the milk-it's spoiled

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Submitted by Lory on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:06pm.

HICK SMASH!!!!!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.

And at a showing of Benjamin Button in Southern Louisiana, the wrath of the Brangeloonies actually took on human form and attacked some loud late comers.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.

The first and last time the words "gimme the Tara Reid lipo treatment" were ever uttered.

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.

Duuuude, he's even better than a lava lamp.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:04pm.

Dude's moobs look like Ren's, (from Ren & Stimpy), eyes.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:04pm.

Oh God run! It's Boobzilla!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:04pm.

PETA really needs to stop with these graphic anti-cow cruelty posters.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:03pm.

His tits are giving me the evil eye

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:03pm.

Gayken is not reacting well to Sanjina's attempted comeback.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:02pm.

I didn't know Simon Cowell had a tattoo on his left shoulder.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:02pm.

I think I like his tit face better

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Submitted by Roughrider on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:01pm.

The Man that ate Pittsburgh

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:01pm.

New movie Tag line:

You Won't Like him when he's angry. Fat flabs fly and some one can get hurt:

"The Incredible Too-Much-Edibles Hulk"

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:01pm.

Ask for your Britney Spears implants by name!

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie

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Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:00pm.

Listen up kiddies or else your gonna end up living in a van down by the river....

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:00pm.

hahahahahahaha this is so gross

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Christmas is over :(

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:59pm.

Perez's inner woman is trying really hard to come out!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:59pm.

"Evil Milk" is right. Whatever anathematic fluid comes spewing out of those undulating, wriggly dinner-plate nipples is clearly sent from Satan himself. *Shudder*

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:58pm.

Don't piss him off, he turns beet red and then the boobies fly everywhere.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:57pm.

oh god MK what's that?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/

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