Thursday, January 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.
Runners-up:
Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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This is the very night that the three dudes in the background decided that they are, in fact, NOT breast men.
Coming soon...
The Matrix IV: Starring Rodney W. Redneck as Chester San, Neo's highly respected Tai-Chee-tos teacher.
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***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Mickey Rourke's audition photo for THE WRESTLER
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I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!! ~ Eddie (Jennifer Saunders)
Weebles wobble but they dont fall down.
I am going to dick slap the bitch
Damn Dove ads. Enough already.
Give Britney back the Cheetos before someone gets hurt!
And then the tragedy known as the Sigma Sigma Sigma "Night of 1,000 Deaths" happened after Jimmy fell down and took out a whole row of freshman pledges
Trippin the light flabtastic.
You won't like it in space. Trust me.
I never thought Lily Allen would cut her hair so short.
Shit, is that a blue whale, a sumo wrestler, or Khloe Kardashian?
An unihibited Natalie tries to catch up to roller skating Tootie and beat that bitch down, for once and for all....next on Facts of Life-the reunion.
Sandbitch FOR THE WIN hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
And this is my impression of a Canadian Bacon pizza
Oh shit! Someone is about to get titty, titty, titty, titty, titty smacked.
Kourtney Kardashian nip slip.
I always wondered where he got his nickname, Silver Dollar.
Now I wish I still wondered.
the DUDE! abides...
No dude, it really is Angelina. Check out the tatt!!! She finally stopped with the surgery.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Scared Straight: the Britney Edition.
He's just trying to air out the rash on his underboob
The Hulk's reality show returns to VH1 10 years later this time titled: "Hogen's got Breasts"
If you are slam dancing and this guy hits you...You'll find out who the biggest loser is.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Gahan Wilson takes in a rave.
"I dreamed I was a ballerina in my Maidenform Bra"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
The Incredible Bulk.
You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
the DUDE! abides...
Rosie knew she risked suspension from The View, but when she discovered Elisabeth Hasselbeck sampling her mid-morning cheesecake, enough was enough.
Star Jones: before the tummy tuck and fake tan.
thankfully, the slip-n-slide never knew what hit it.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Hulk no like heat. Hulk get swamp butt. Swamp butt make Hulk go smash.
"Welcome, everyone, to the Metropolitan Aquarium. If you'll gather 'round this tank here you'll see the wondrous Red-Faced Blubberfish as he elegantly floats by. For your own safety, please keep your hands, arms, face, babies, polish sausage, chicken wings, truffles, pizza, and any other perishable items, alive or dead, away from the opening of the tank."
some people have 6-packs. wilber here has got a 6-keg. beat that.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
When Grape Bunches Attack.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Uh Oh.. Looks like Brit Brit is PISSED after losing her weave in the mosh pit.
oh god.. i need bleach. for my eyes
The precise moment gym-teacher said "It is NOT glandular!"
Nick Hogen watched along in embarrassment and his mother Linda tries to "court" one of his friends.
jazzfish_77 LOL (ICBINB)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
For some reason, Johnny wins all his wrestling matches by forfeit.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The first pictures of Brit Brit's new vagina.
milk milk, lemonaid, round the corner fudge is made
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
There's always room for Jello.
I can't believe it's not butter...yet.
The ghost of Chris Farley is ready to kick ass...
"His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
No one, I mean no one puts Baby in a corner!
Thank God for pastuerization!
When you're play'in,
but not hav'in any fun.
'Cause your breasts hurt,
while they're floppin in the sun.
It's time for Manbra,
the bra that let's you say "I Can!",
Manbra, for the brawny, brawny man.
David Hasselhoff, in secret training in Latvia to shape up for the Baywatch reunion film.
Enter the Ugly American