The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!

It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.

Runners-up:

Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl

Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL

Source: Evil Milk

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by tdcunning on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:17pm.

Good to see that Steve Jobs finally got over his glandular problem.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:16pm.

He looks like a damn popcorn, that's all I have to say. Carry on with the witty comments.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by notafinger on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:15pm.

Submitted by Vaga on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:05pm.

Shia LeBeouf had to pack on a few pounds for 'Transformers 2'.

You're hysterical. Or so you think. Fuck off.

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:13pm.

You'd be really pissed too if a bunch of guys just ripped off six of your nipples.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK

Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:13pm.

Russell Crowe in Gladiator II..the College Years.

Submitted by Famousbeer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:12pm.

Anytime Chucky thinks about the last time he saw his penis without a mirror he always gets really pissed.

Submitted by Clutch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:12pm.

"dude this is the worst stripper I've ever seen"

Submitted by notafinger on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:11pm.

velocity is your sworn enemy, my friend.

Submitted by Famousbeer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:11pm.

Ok guys, so here’s a visualization of what the individual herpes germ looks like as it leaps from Paris Hilton’s vagina onto your penis.

…You can fuck her if you really want to but I’d wear a few condoms.

Submitted by inyerhead on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:10pm.

Beware of the boobyman!

Submitted by cmoney esq on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:08pm.

sure the photos before the wedding were sweet, but the photos of britney getting down during the chicken dance at her brother's wedding, not so much.

Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:08pm.

Russell Crowe has more than anger management issues these days.

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:07pm.

Well, I think we finally discovered what was eating Gilbert Grape.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK

Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:03pm.

The Incredible Hulk found a partial cure ... at least he's not green anymore, but unfortunately he's not all muscley either :-(

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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."

Submitted by pleaseMe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:02pm.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:02pm.

Tommy, the Human Tsunami

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:00pm.

I'm sure they did. it's been around the block a few times. I don't expect it to win.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:00pm.

Submitted by Agie on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:32pm.
Damn Dove ads. Enough already.

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Seriously, this caption is perfect
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not to be a beyotch but someone (I think Sweetas) already won with that caption for something else

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:00pm.

Running of the Bulls..the American edition.

Submitted by CelebrityJunk on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:59pm.

It's time to slow down, and take a breast.

http://www.kontain.com/celebrityjunk

Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:58pm.

What the hell is that thing?

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"Now is not the time for my fuckery."

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Submitted by nikkifilms on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:58pm.

"No one makes fun of mah kids! The madder Brit Brit gets, the stronger Brit Brit gets!"

Submitted by cheeeeeto on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:56pm.

Mickey Rouke's face couldn't take it anymore and lept to a random man's chest.

Submitted by sunnyrai on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:53pm.

The fifth rule of fight club: don't take pictures at fight club.

Submitted by ibkis on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:53pm.

Who knew you could flex fat?

Submitted by icebunny on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:52pm.

Can't blame the guy for being upset. I too would knock the crap out of the bitch who dropped my bottle of X-Tina foundation.

***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:51pm.

The motion is apparently not all in the ocean!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

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Submitted by Agie on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:51pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:32pm.
Damn Dove ads. Enough already.

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Seriously, this caption is perfect!

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Spaghetti Cat with running mate Brocolli Kitten for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!

Submitted by mv on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:51pm.

ruby got a gayelle cut y'all...

m*vafiadis

Submitted by Loft_Lizard on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:49pm.

Do not blame the GOOP it is not angry, it is just really scared. It went from Gwyneth`s warm tight anus (where it felt safe and loved) to being naked, cold, and shivering at a Coldplay concert surrounded by douches.

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Drag queens, clowns, and mascot animals... they are all cut from the same cloth (and freak me the fuck out).

Submitted by Famousbeer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:48pm.

Dear NBC,

Your pilot for Biggest Loser: Fight Club Edition made me sick.

Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:48pm.

Well now you know why we call him FlapJacks.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"

Submitted by anthonycbis on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:47pm.

Enough with it, I don't have a third nipple.

Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:46pm.

Dude - you work out to get six pack abs, not six pack man boobs!

Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:46pm.

Michael Phelps prepares for 2012 Olympics. In hindsight, stopping the adhd meds probably wasnt such a good idea.

Submitted by ImStillToni on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:45pm.

Look, Chunk is STILL doing to truffle shuffle!!!!

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:45pm.

It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred.

Submitted by MstrFantastic66 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:42pm.

10 Years Later....Amy Winehouse has put on massive amounts of weight since quitting her drug habits in 2009. Yet, she still opts to go topless at many European beaches.