Thursday, January 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.
Runners-up:
Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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Why its bad to be a donut at fat camp.
Hey, the guy who played the Stay-Puft Man in Ghostbusters now does personal appearances!
The real Jenny Craig. It explains why she always stays behind the scenes.
"All mah single ladies, all mah single ladies. All mah single ladies. Now put your hands up! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
The left nipple is significantly larger in diameter than the right.
Blanka from Street Fighter got fat!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I thought this was a fight club, not a fat club!
Nobody ever mentions the Hindu God Ganesh's American cousin Walter, the 4 armed 8 tittied beast
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Somehow, I don't think the spinoff blog, "Lumpy Pancake Batter Tumor Alien Hermaphrodites with Douchebags" is going to gain much of a following.
I didn't know Kirstie Alley partied here...
Myrtle, the hottest piece in L'ville, races to be first in line to answer George's Free Face ad... afore'n anyone else gets there first.
The new extended DVD Directors cut of Aliens includes the lost Rosie O'Donnell audition for the role of Queen Bitch.
-Sick of these clowns, I'm running away to join the office.
What do you mean they are closing the "All you can eat" buffet?
Speed VI starring Russell Crowe: If he stops moving, he'll congeal.
After hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery, his body was finally an accurate topographical map of the earth
We now know that Hinduism is the true religion with the reappearance of Ganesha.
Don't make me hungry- you won't like me when I'm hungry...
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
Moobs: 0 - earth rotation:1
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
Carnie Wilson will do anything to stay on the cover of magazines.
The man who makes toilets weep.
John Goodman perturbed at the suggestion of joining Celebrity Fit Club.
Banned from fighting dogs, Michael Vick switches to fighting Atlanta Falcons fans.
Let go of my mother fuckin' Eggo!
OHMIGAWD Gorgon has invaded my party!!!!
A furious Rosie O' Donnell stomps out of the Playboy headquarters, denied for a centerfold for the 1000th time.
The crowd quickly learned what happens when you make Hohan's wide set vagina angry.
Raging Moobs, the low budget indie version.
fishsticks paltrow's soul attempting a daring escape for freedom, and a spot on the view.
Michael Phelps trying for the 2012 Cannonball gold medal.
It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!!
We all agreed not to find out what THAT piniata was stuffed with.
The Six Million Tittied Man
I'm not embarassed to say he made the earth move for me.
Michael Moore's new movie:
"Cellulite Club"
I said I wanted the super sized big mac meal with a DIET coke, damnit!
Who would have guessed Michelle Duggar has such a bad temper?
That new BK perfume sure has some strange side effects...
That's just UTTERLY amazing!
Never come between a mother bear and it's Keg.
He was known in his LARPing club as the "Four Titted Beast of Belfour!".
Run Toto Run!
Amazing, so many breasts to feed...
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
The day Clay Aiken realized he really should be wearing a bra.
How embarrassing...farmers tan!
Incredible Hulker-No
Six Million Dollar Tranny-No
Lactating love child of Star Jones & White Oprah-Absof**kinglutely!
Wow. It didn't take Jennifer Love Hewitt long to get back into the club scene.
Oh, sure. It was all fun and games until they rolled his body in flour and made their own wet spots.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
I said....
LEGO MY EGGO -
O.J. Meet your new cellie.
Ricky Martin takes breastfeeding his new twins very seriously.