Thursday, January 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.
Runners-up:
Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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Fat Fight Club
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Sally Struthers is really asking for help.
~dreylove
Beyonce has Solange in the basement; Tigerlilly has Lumpy Mounds.
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
Bwahahaha!! You get my vote.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:45pm.
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Jason reglularly shops the Three Bras for 1 Sale at Kohl's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
don't make Beth Ditto angry; you wouldn't like her when she's angry
Foul! Backfield in motion!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
"Screw you...I'm dead sexy!" said Miser Abla's brother.
Get into my bellies!!
Chuck is very angry Wish Room didn't make a man bra in his size.
New Kool-Aid Man has frightened children switching to milk.
Fruit of the Loom guy reveals it really wasnt a costume.
KANEDAAAAAAA! HELP MEEEEE!
Rojo Caliente prepares for Coitus
Pee Wee's Big Adventure Part 2--Francis Gets Revenge!
He forgot his bra.
If you think Kim's chest is bad, you should see her ass!
what really happens on those Rosie O'Donnell cruises...
unfortunately, after the success of her peta ad unphotoshopped nudes of Khloe Kardashian appeared on the internet
Pillsbury test subject 127: the Pillsbury company has combined the delectable crosaints with steroids to make their carb rich foods more appealing to body builders. Unfortunately Roid rage is what happens when you poke the dough boy in his belly.
Sneak peak - E. Honda in the new live action Street Fighter movie.
How many times are were going to see Kate Winslet topless?
The tits gonna hit the fan
Only marginal success was achieved mating a human with a lava lamp.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Old, overweight, and forgetful, Superman soon realized that he couldn't fly without his suit and cape.
Last time....DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AS MADONNA'S VAGINA!!!!!!!
There are two of these guarding the gates of hell.
'At The Olive Garden, you do NOT tell Rosie O'Donnell that her 516th breadstick is her "limit'
-winning entry
Mimi's wet nurse portafolio photo.
Carnie Wilson has seriously regressed since her lap-band surgery...
Like we didn't know Leo DiCaprio and Demi Moore had a love child?
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
Due to major rioting, Krispy Kreme rethinks its sugar-free organic line.
I wonder if the La Leche League endorses this dude on breast feeding?
this guy could stand in as all 12 of Paris Hilton's nightly dick slaps...
Eager to feed all of her children, Angelina managed to sprout extra breasts on willpower alone.
White Oprah is taking this Oprah look-alike thing a bit too far!
Well in all fairness Britney DID ask if anyone wanted a peice of her...
Night of the Living Rorschach Inkblot
What would be present day Brit Brit had Daddy Spears not become HBIC of her life
its not a tumor!!!
I knew those munchies would catch up with Woody Harrelson some day.
Quick! Someone call the cops, Lauren Conrad's pussy lips are fighting again.
Dina Lohan is REALLY taking this 'white oprah' thing a little too seriously
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
AcK!
NOT a Kodak moment!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
VOTE FOR MK!
"you may take my life, but you'll never take my ManZiere!!!!"
I always thought DDD referred to one breast on each side, not 3 separate D cups on each side.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Jesus Christ, who is Jennifer Aniston mad at NOW?
"Am I fat because I eat or do I eat because I'm fat"-Confatcious
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
At The Olive Garden, you do NOT tell Rosie O'Donnell that her 516th breadstick is her "limit."
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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!
You can call me fat, you can call me lazy...but don't you ever call me late for dinner ever again!
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