Thursday, January 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.
Runners-up:
Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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Oh no! They're bringing out the next basket of wings....everyone out of the way!!
Kuato really put on some weight over the holidays.
Do they make a manziere in size 42-double-double-double-D?
Don't try and hold me back! That bastard is gonna give me back my Slim 'N Lift whether he wants to or not!
"Every day is a new life to the wise man." ~Author Unknown
The song "Chariots of Fire" has a new muse.
Scientists finally went too far - combining DNA belonging to John Goodman with Pamela Anderson...
Another HUGE fan of Britney Spears. *huge*
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Where all the Celeb fat Photoshopped away goes to die.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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America's got talent
Jeebus! That new 3D movie really DOES look scary!
He's got him a six-pack of milk!
Bubba was really not mad at Billy Bob for poking fun at his double chin afterall.. He was really pissed that when he ate Jenny Craig.. he was still hungry...
They call me titter salad!
Bubba got real mad when Billy Bob made reference to his double chin..
Seven out of ten fat folds prefer Listerine Cool Mint over the original flavor.
Brangelina's new manny: he can feed them all at once.
"The Matrix Re... Supersized"
The entire world would regret the day that Joe Francis met Roseanne Barr.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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Whatever you do, don't call him a skank.
The competition heats up at the World Dance Dance Revolution Tournament in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
ITS A MIRACLE, I SEE THE FACE OF GOD IN THAT MAN'S JELLY...GOD IS A HAMMERHEAD SHARK...PRAISE THE LAWD!
Six boobs are better than one, except in this case.
See what happens when you make Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis angry?
Great. I had a temporary fear of werewolves when I was really little. Now I'm going to have nightmares about people turning into fat, angry amoebae
After being asked to crap out Gilbert Grape, Joe became enraged...
Exclusive pic from the Guinness book of world records for the sloppiest/angriest cartwheel attempt ever.
The Tat on his shoulder was originally 6 pt font.
the DUDE! abides...
I'm Fatt Damon.
"I'll only do topless pics, you know, nothing trashy."
moob six-pack
Steve gets really pissed if you call him big boned.
the DUDE! abides...
In bizarro world Popeye goes manic after a can of Crisco.
the DUDE! abides...
what do you get when you mate a walrus with anything else?
A WALRUS!
No lines and no waiting for buttery nipple shots! Step right up!
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They tried to get him back in the sea, but Fudgy the whale insisted upon beaching himself at the snack bar.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:13pm.
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Hush, I'm trying to get this guy to give me his secret to obtaining a 3rd boob.
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Oh c'mon, Slutty. He'd pay YOU (at least 60 bux an hour) to give you one titty, let alone three.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Since leaving Celebrity Fit CLub, Willie Aames has surely let himself go.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:13pm.
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Hush, I'm trying to get this guy to give me his secret to obtaining a 3rd boob.
The night that Michael Lee Aday decided to change his name to Meat Loaf.
You got the boobs and action moves
even the barcode tat
You think you're hot
but Angie Jo you're not-
There's too much body fat.
Brad Pitt ate the babies !!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:09pm
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Awww, Slutty. I was sure you were going to give MK the whatfor for stealing this guy off your page.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
LOL slutts!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Kirstie Alley goes after the last remaining french fry.
Uh-oh, which one of you dumbasses called Jessica Alba's mom "a fat bitch" within earshot?
I'm SORRY sir, but they don't make body based bras.
ROCKY VII: Finally the lifeless slab of frozen meat that Rocky pummeled all these years decides to fight back.
Go ahead! Try to call me Pigez again!
Steve took first, fourth and fifth best tits in the contest.