Thursday, January 8th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 7th!
It wasn't the 400 lbs of flailing flesh that scared you when Ben came at you so much as the way his nipples reared up and glared with such hatred. - madam s.
Runners-up:
Where milk shakes really come from - Jerkygirl
Tommy, the Human Tsunami - WTFOMGLOL
Source: Evil Milk
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haha..good ones
Fuck that, mine was much better.
I may be a sore loser but this time I'm right.
All three were hilarious!
thank you :) & congrats to all the winners
this was a good one
Congrats madam s., WTG Jerkygirl and WTFOMGLOL.
Thanks Michael for the great material!
Congrats to madame s. and WTFOMGLOL!!!!
Madam S: I SO knew you were going to get it! lol
congrats hun, congrats to everyone else.
Congrats to madames. and all the runners up!
That is one gross thang. If centrifugal force hit that it would mean certain death for those in the immeditae vicinity.
YAY!
madam s.!
And congrats runners up too.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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WTG, madam s! Congrats to Jerkygirl and WTFOMGLOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners
That guy is fuckin gross!
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Thanks peeps! But let's be honest... it's tough NOT to be inspired by this photo. xoxo!! Congrats WTFOMGLOL and JerkyGirl!
christine the hoff... love you girl.
CONGRATS WINNERS!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Congratulations madam s., jerkygirl, and WTFOMGLOL!
omg, you guys, congrats!
Madam,you crack my shit up every time you post!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Fantastic captions!! Congrats!
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Funny stuff sluts! I loved them all!!!
OMG! What have this guy been eating all his life?
POP QUIZ!
How many boobies does this guy have?
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*WooT* Madam s.!! Congrats Jerkygirl and WTFOMGLOL! Funny sex hookers!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
WTG madam s, jerkygirl and WTFOMGLOL!!
Can we take that pic down now Mk?
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Marion, the bra fitting specialist at Nordstrom, has NO idea what she's in for with her 2:00 client appointment.
Who's gonna catch the bride's goiter?
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Also, that guy in the white t-shirt looks like my ex
Q: How do you make a pound of fat attractive?
A: Put a nipple on it.
This guy is missing about 300 nipples.
I told you to STOP CALLING ME TATER!!!
Guy Ritchie On a Post Madonna Diet of Fast Food and Robert Downey Jr's Crystal Meth Stash.
Before they were stolen for Tara Reid.
Let's hope he has his cell phone to call his tits when he gets to where he's going!
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Casual dating, sex relationships and discreet encounters are just some of the things you will find in the best upscale personals site.
Joe Francis messed with the wrong bitch this time.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
The mind of a stallion but a body built for the glue factory...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
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Man, he went from Mosh Pit to Mooooosh Pit in about 3.2 seconds.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I can has cheezburger?
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
"See Lauren... I told you The City would eat Whitney alive... She can fight all she wants, but she's not coming out the way she got in..."
"Ewww Audrina, that is sooo gross...."
He just found out his tattoo really says "He who has big tits gets no slutty chicks".
Don't get inbetween Ralphie May and his dinner, he'll get medival on your ass! That guy behind him is already the target for getting tit-slapped 4 times in one whirl upside the head.
Fishsticks Paltrow after two weeks without doing The Cleanse detox.
Hey I only got 9 McNuggets instead of 10. You are going to die NOW bitch!
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeeenkins!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
oh my i'm scared!
www.realitybedroom.com
The new face of Playtex.
Someone donkey kicked King Kong in the mosh pit.
HIS NAME WAS CARMEN ALBA.
HIS NAME WAS CARMEN ALBA.
HIS NAME WAS CARMEN ALBA.
HIS NAME WAS CARMEN ALBA.
HIS NAME WAS CARMEN ALBA.
Don'tchu say nuttin' 'bout mah sweet BritBrit!!!!!
This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
The dude exits the chair displeased with GOOP's recipes. Or that Gwenny Paltrow can't tell him where exactly to find a modern mid-century Renaissance type sink.
All-righty now kids, this is the 22nd to the last time I'm gonna do this... Remember, you've gotta clench your teeth REALLY REALLY hard to keep all those piggies from escaping...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIRE HANGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"What is this "Open Forum" shit?!" growls this chatty chatter.
The fatman walks alone at midnight