Daddy Spears Is Officially Brit Brit's Permanent Master
No, Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are not dressed in their mourning black to say goodbye to her freedom. Brit Brit dressed up and got a flea bath for her brother's New Year's Wedding! And how long do you think she held a conversation with that giant nutcracker before Daddy Spears had to break the devastating news to her. Brit shouted, "But we unnerstan' each othah! I was fixin' ta marry up wif him!"
Well, even if he wasn't made of wood, they still couldn't get married without a yes nod from Daddy Spears. Two days ago, court papers were filed making it official that Brit Brit is now under the command of lawyer Andrew Wallet and Daddy Spears for eternity! Or until they decide that if they release her from the leash, she won't run into the streets with her chonies off and slobbering at the mouth for a Frapp.
A judge made the ruling back in October, but the conservatorship became legally permanent on Monday. Brit agreed with the decision. The order states that Brit Brit isn't right in the brains just yet, so she is "unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”
OK! says that the main reason to make Daddy Spears Brit Brit's permanent keeper involved her world tour. Apparently, she couldn't get insured unless the conservatorship was in place. They were originally going to take the chains off of her on December 31st, but when they found out nobody would insure her possumshit crazy ass, they had to make it permanent.
Don't fret. Our Lady of Cheetos will karate chop her way through this shit, because she's a Karate Kid. I just wish she would "wax on" that weave a little bit, because it's looking a little straw-ey.
And just because I feel like I have to: "HI YALL! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:09pm.
They were there, just drug-addled at 15. Raised Catholic, funnily enough.
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Awwww. I love it when people blame their alcoholism on Catholicism.
They were there, just drug-addled at 15. Raised Catholic, funnily enough. I guess what's why they didn't get the Big A.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:03pm.
the dress is in no way innapropriate
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Have you seen the back? The ass is cut out.
On the upside, once her world tour is over and the proceeds are safely parked with Indy Mac, she can go off-leash, right?
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
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fuck, you're an idiot! have you even been reading what i've been saying?
there's no hope for some people, you've been brainwashed by the society you live in, it's kinda sad.
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:01pm.
when I think of poor JJ and SPF compared the relatively trifling experience my cousin spent growing up in abusive foster care.
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Where were your cousin's parents?
Someone kick that Judges arse, she now has Daddy looking after for ever more, because she hasn't got enough brain cells to look after herself, yet she's STILL allowed access to her children?
I don't think so. IMO, If can't look after your self, you shouldn't even be allowed near children.
To Jeffro, I'm sorry to hear that, I hope things improve for you.
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
double post soz
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
Sorry, Jeffro :(
So the issue at stake with BritBrit is, unlike Parasite & co, she doesn't know where her local free clinic is, had kids and now has to play martyr to them? Bollox to that, she's a person foremost, not a mother and this assumption kids are the be all and end of all of a person's life once they're here is more whacked out than BritBrit sucking on Adnan, with Frapp mouth, in the public bathrooms whilst barefoot.
the dress is in no way innapropriate
especially for a southern woman
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Jeffro, welcome to the club, I do have interview at two today..
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
She needs to thin those eyebrows or at least dye them a shade lighter...
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
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damn, that's depressing, sorry to hear it.
hope you find something else soon :)
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
Oh yes, once again the CPA is here, worrying their little heads off about THE MOST ABUSED CHILDREN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Britney's kids, clearly the most glaring example of children falling through the cracks. How can we help to feed and clothe them? They look so sad and pitiable in front of their McMansion festooned with larger-than-life-size Christmas decorations. My heart is simply weeping right now, when I think of poor JJ and SPF compared the relatively trifling experience my cousin spent growing up in abusive foster care.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
Off topic:
I've just been laid off, so it may be awhile before you folks hear from me, until I figger out where i'm going to land. Take care.
Jeffro11
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Aw shit, sorry to hear that Jeffro. :(
I suspect that I may be in the same boat pretty soon too....
Wishing you a nice severance and barring a huge lottery win, gainful employment soon!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Good luck to you, Jeffro...hope to see you soon,
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
SO SORRY to hear that Jeffro.
Ive been fearing the same as the markets continue to lose.
Take care buddy, get that unemployment dough, watch some daytime tv and open yourself to the next good thing that comes along; it will soon enough.
((((HUG)))))
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DAMN JEFFRO that sucks so bad! best of luck and stay in touch! ♥♥♥
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
Off topic:
I've just been laid off, so it may be awhile before you folks hear from me, until I figger out where i'm going to land. Take care
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what?? FUCKERS!!
don't they know Jeffro is a HERO??
take care, Jeffro, come back as soon as you can. G'd bless you.
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Now if they could just find a qualified animal trainer to watch over her beaver...
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She's so lucky
She's a Star
But she cries cries cries in her lonely heart thinking
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
UKer I dont care if you fucked the soccer team in the locker room and sold the pics to pay for your meth habit. As long as kids arent involved..i dont give a fuck.
Snowy, word!
let's march in washington!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Off topic:
I've just been laid off, so it may be awhile before you folks hear from me, until I figger out where i'm going to land. Take care.
Jeffro11
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Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:51pm
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More judgmental crap, I'm glad I don't live on your road, I bet you're one of those people who are members of the neighbourhood watch, we call them curtain twitchers here.
she was fucking sick, or high or whatever, she's better now,just fucking get over it.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:28pm.
Wow. So, no hope whatsoever of the crazy train jumping it's tracks, no more pap beating, head shaving, crazy driving, cheeto stops, frap bloat, boot moves, toilet bats tenniscans, fingering herself on the front lawn in a busted lawn chair.
sobs.
Obama needs to declare her emancipated for the good of the country! In these hard times we all need a little BOOT MOVES GREEN BEANS AND TENNIS CANS in our sad little lives!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
the dress isnt the issue..the fact that ignorant people are still buying her music and saying ooh she looks so purty now so its all good..is the issue. the ho lost her kids..spends more time vacationing then seeing them..and lets not forget the lock herself in the room with lil spud and police havta be called incident. im sure he didnt have nightmares about that one. since shes such a good role model.lets all stick our heads up our ass and keep buying her shit and supporting her. no wonder america is in the toilet. its not puritanical to expect people to treat their kids right..its ethical.
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:44pm.
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get over it, you don't know her, you don't know what went on in her life, nobody is fucking perfect.
I don't know how old you are, but I can assure you that life is a fucking bitch, no matter how much money you have, dick happens, people have problems in their lives, who are you to judge anyone?
seriously.....enough with this bullshit! she made huge mistakes, who hasn't????I know I have, I've probably done worst tahn she did. Thank fuck I had no kids at the time, nore have I now.
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:39pm.
I don't understand this conservatorship crap. Daddy Spears is her keeper until she's sane but is she getting any help to become sane or is she the family slave now?
SPF looks so happy that mommy's wearing drawers.
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The latter I think, sadly :( SPF does look happy here, at least. Wonder if he's on whatever his momma is on.
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"Submitted by P.T.Bull on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:44pm.
As opposed to the education most celebrities have?"
Lol, true, but most have at least finished high school. Our gal Britney was also naturally blessed with fewer brain cells than most, and equally clueless parents, so I'd say she's a few rungs lower than most. Poor Britney, she's not a girl, not yet a woman...Oh wait. Never mind, haha.
I would wish a happy belated New Year but I'm too busy trying to figure out wtf happened in 2008.
I hope no one has a fucked up 2009, including myself. :P
Cankles!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:43pm.
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Maybe just "eejit"? :p
oh talkin abt the white trash ho who spends more time in gas stations than she has with her own kids is puritanical? whhhhaaateverrrr
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:37pm.
...Hard to figure out why when she has no education and has been the most famous woman on the planet since she was 17.
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As opposed to the education most celebrities have?
Anyone who thinks this dress is 'revealing' really needs to get out of the convent every once in awhile. It's 2009, not Victorian England. Maybe we should we lock her in the pillory and brand the word "Slut" on her forehead? lol
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:40pm.
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ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!
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There's probably lots of wealthy entertainers who would be better off with somebody controlling their lives--its just formalized with britney. I suppose this is normally the job of the agent or business manager.
She does look healthy and sane, and although I would never listen to her product, apparently she is able to cause, or made to be caused, air vibrations which people are willing to pay to listen to.
I thought that the dress was quite tasteful, for Brit Brit anyway. We can't see nipple or flange and the moneymakers can't see where they were made either. Winning dress, surely?
I don't understand this conservatorship crap. Daddy Spears is her keeper until she's sane but is she getting any help to become sane or is she the family slave now?
SPF looks so happy that mommy's wearing drawers.
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Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:35pm.
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give me a break, I'm sick of this puritanistic bullshit, I love America but the only thing that puts me off it, is all the puritanism and the holier than thou crap.
Give it a rest will ya.
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This is the best thing that has ever happened to this bitch, since it's obvious that she can't be responsible for herself without dressing like a skank, hangin out with Parasite and eating cheetos and frappuccinos all day.
MK- you are my HERO! I actually peed a little after reading this post- lol
Oh let's make no mistake about it. This decision is less about "Brittany Spearz cantz dress or bath or give foodz 2 hurself@!#!###" and more about "Britney's family doesn't want her spending $80 million in 2 years." She's not crazy, just really irresponsible. Hard to figure out why when she has no education and has been the most famous woman on the planet since she was 17.
She looks great and so do the kids.
it's sad, and it reminds us broke bitches that money doesn't buy everything.
missy, i'd be inclined to guess she would end up in the funny farm if she ran off.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Where are the Ugg boots, tight jeans and festive sweater?
That's not a southern Christmas, y'all.
umm..isnt that dress a lil low-cut to be worn around the kiddos? With all those millions ya'd think they could buy her some class.
and no, she doesnt look good..just zombiefied. even the lil spud in her arms dont look too thrilled. hes prolly thinkin..who is this lady holdin me? Where da nanny!?!
sad a mother of 2 pushing 30 is "unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”
Still don't feel sorry for the bitch, cuz SHE IS NOT MENTALLY ILL!!!
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Heart u, Britney! Here's to an incrementally-less-crazy 2009!