Daddy Spears Is Officially Brit Brit's Permanent Master
No, Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are not dressed in their mourning black to say goodbye to her freedom. Brit Brit dressed up and got a flea bath for her brother's New Year's Wedding! And how long do you think she held a conversation with that giant nutcracker before Daddy Spears had to break the devastating news to her. Brit shouted, "But we unnerstan' each othah! I was fixin' ta marry up wif him!"
Well, even if he wasn't made of wood, they still couldn't get married without a yes nod from Daddy Spears. Two days ago, court papers were filed making it official that Brit Brit is now under the command of lawyer Andrew Wallet and Daddy Spears for eternity! Or until they decide that if they release her from the leash, she won't run into the streets with her chonies off and slobbering at the mouth for a Frapp.
A judge made the ruling back in October, but the conservatorship became legally permanent on Monday. Brit agreed with the decision. The order states that Brit Brit isn't right in the brains just yet, so she is "unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”
OK! says that the main reason to make Daddy Spears Brit Brit's permanent keeper involved her world tour. Apparently, she couldn't get insured unless the conservatorship was in place. They were originally going to take the chains off of her on December 31st, but when they found out nobody would insure her possumshit crazy ass, they had to make it permanent.
Don't fret. Our Lady of Cheetos will karate chop her way through this shit, because she's a Karate Kid. I just wish she would "wax on" that weave a little bit, because it's looking a little straw-ey.
And just because I feel like I have to: "HI YALL! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth."
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I can't believe I'm writing this, but...at least Brit Brit gave her kids basically decent names. Her sons might be beat-up in the school yard, but it won't be due to having goofy names.
Ha ha ha! Brit Brit's still under house arrest. It must suck to be an adult with two kids, but your Daddy and attorneys have total control over your life.
Dear Papa Spears
Let her die!
I didn't even read this post. I skip over anything about Shitney and Hohan because I don't care. Its boring. I'm over both of them. I can't imagine anyone caring about either of these morons anymore.
That youngest kid of hers is not cute, he looks like he has FAS. Not being mean it's a fact.
he has his mothers "slow person" features.
The oldest boy is super cute though. He is lucky enough not to look like a Spears. The Spears gene pool is inbred.
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Wny is her little kid holding her Cheeto-inspired anal probe?
Not right.
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I'd be so proud if my mama made herself the center of attention at every family get together by wearing a dress down to her navel. Why let anyone else like the BRIDE for example, be the center of attention at her own wedding? Much better to upstage her in a sexually suggestive outfit. Does this narcisstic attention whore ever just get tired of her own self? Wonder if she demonstrated her tremendous generosity by getting a wedding gift at Rite Aid or Wal Mart?
Nothing like sexually confusing the kids by flashing your possum and boobies at them whatever chance you get. Me thinks the inbreeding in the spears clan will be continuing another generation. yeeeeeehawww.
she's a skank, but her boys are unbearably cute. makes me sort of weepy looking at them.
Submitted by Cara on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:55pm.
At the time, I wondered, how could anybody be grounded for life? Now I know.
hee hee. She's 27.
Konichiwa, bitch!
Um...I saw your puffy Boot Move Brit face...all the smudging in the world ain't gonna hide that from me...
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i hate dumb britney and think she has no talent at all.
nevertheless i believe the conservatorship is based on an exaggeration of her state of mind. if someone else would shave the head, walk around without panties etc. no one would care about the "freak". there are so many more weird people around than her. imo she's dumb like shit but not crazy in a way which would allow to take away her freedom of her "individual craziness" in which i couldn't see a threat to anyone else.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:19pm.
My entire office was basically laid off this week. I'm still hanging in there, but who knows for how long. You'll be ok dear Jeffro. Get that resume updated asap.
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Blksheep, leave my autistic children out of this, or my level of compassion for other people's children, you thickheaded troll.
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I don't know what the little one looks like. In every picture he's sucking on something and covering his face. He's the baby Jacko.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:56pm.
I have not been laid off yet, but we can't even make payroll with the five people still here, so who knows how much longer we will be in business. By the way, I have been making collection calls all day, so I'm not just farting around on here and doing nothing, lol.
The little one standing up is thinking "Watch this bitch scream when I shove this thing up her no-no hole"! Dad would be so proud of me!
UKer...the raison d'etre for Dlisted is 'to judge'. Are you sure you are in the right room?
No, at the moment I'm living the Bridget Jones life and am alright with that.
My point about Britney as a mother is that she clearly can't be Britney - the pop princess as well as Britney - the wonderwoman mother. Apparently, she wants to go home and raise the kids but has been sent out on the tour/raking in cash route and can do jack about it now.
I don't condone her actions towards the kids but if you're not *allowed* to raise them yourself, your mother mind might not be set to on thereby leaving you prone to making such selfish errors of judgements. See circa this time last year for futher evidence.
Brit must be crazy ...I mean real crazy for that to happen,
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Jeffro!! Sorry man!!
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I am so sorry Jeffro 11. What sad news right after the holidays. Keep us posted.
i feel sorry for brit but if that's what it takes for her to be healthy then it is the right thing.
sorry to hear that, jeffro11 and anyone else who got laid off.
i got fired early december. i know how it feels
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
Off topic:
I've just been laid off, so it may be awhile before you folks hear from me, until I figger out where i'm going to land. Take care.
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What city are you in? how can we help? when is your last day? did you get a severance package? I think you can file for unemployment right away. you should get there asap. GOOD LUCK.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:19pm.
My entire office was basically laid off this week. I'm still hanging in there, but who knows for how long. You'll be ok dear Jeffro. Get that resume updated asap.
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no way! did you get a lay off notice, too, Stoney - or just everyone else in your office? what type of business are you in?
When I was little, if I ever got in trouble and got grounded, I'd ask how long I was grounded for and my dad would yell "For life, if you ask again!" At the time, I wondered, how could anybody be grounded for life? Now I know. Thanks for solving that childhood mystery for me, Brit.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:20pm
Vixen, as someone who probably has..or is related to an autistic child...I would think you would have a little more compassion where children are concerned and the need for more effective, responsible parenting.
guess not.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:25pm
With all due respect, I have to disagree a little bit with your statement.
While I don't think mothers have to sacrifice their whole lives and be martyrs, once you bring a life into this world, you are responsible for it. Children have no consent, no resources and are pretty damn helpless for a long time.
Guess you don't have kids.
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Thank you! Thats (in part) what I was tryin to say.
I didnt. Link?
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I was joking.
Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
Gussied up future white-trashlings always make me laugh
That's fucking hilarious!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
"And how long do you think she held a conversation with that giant nutcracker before Daddy Spears had to break the devastating news to her."
I swear to God!
Jeffro!!!
That fuckin sucks!!! Hang in there, best of luck and come back soon bud!!!
*gets her own dumb ass off the interweb and does some fucking work!!!*
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Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
LOL!!
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I noticed the subway was not as packed as it usually is this morning...people are getting laid off like crazy! Back on the subject, Britney will always be crazy in the brains...as for this picture she's looking pretty good, except the weave is looking tired yet again!
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Submitted by carefreea: "...this assumption kids are the be all and end of all of a person's life once they're here is more whacked out than BritBrit sucking on Adnan, with Frapp mouth, in the public bathrooms whilst barefoot."
With all due respect, I have to disagree a little bit with your statement.
While I don't think mothers have to sacrifice their whole lives and be martyrs, once you bring a life into this world, you are responsible for it. Children have no consent, no resources and are pretty damn helpless for a long time.
Guess you don't have kids.
Gussied up future white-trashlings always make me laugh.
They're on a very short slide to the wife-beater.
the DUDE! abides...
Blksheep, stop USA-bashing. There's plenty else to take us to task on, but our attitude toward Shitney, what she is wearing, or how she is (mis)raising her kids isn't one of them.
Plus, where else do people come who need their conjoined twins separated? Do they go to India? Canada? France? No, they come here. Our conjoined-twin-separating surgeons are nonpareil.
So SUCK it!
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My entire office was basically laid off this week. I'm still hanging in there, but who knows for how long. You'll be ok dear Jeffro. Get that resume updated asap.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:15pm.
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there's no link, ther's nothing wrong with the back of the dress.
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Jeffro, I'm sorry to hear that. Keep your head up. You'll find something soon.
christine the hoff, break a leg in your interview!
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:09pm.
I didnt. Link?
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There is no such picture missy, all the pics show Brit form the front.
http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=3279
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I guess some people have never heard of compassion.
stop judging people, you have no idea what might happen to you in the future, this world is fucked up and just because you've managed to somehow give birth, doesn't mean that you have the right to judge other mothers and fathers.
Life is not a movie, it sucks, and that's the fucking truth.
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Where can I see the back of the dress?
Little SPF looks just like K-Fed. I see a future filled with trucker caps, ghetto gear, and stripper poles for him.
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Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:09pm.
I didnt. Link?
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:03pm.
the dress is in no way innapropriate
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I've seen FAR WORSE at baptisms. LOL. Not kidding. Fr. Rego gave a blistering homily that Sunday.
Jeffro, if you're still here, HANG IN THERE.
Shit, my downstairs neighbor was laid off, too. Fuuuuuck.
So they made the conservator ship permanent so someone insure her stupid ass so she could tour and make money, huh? I think that about says it all right there. Cha-ching!