Pepaw Pitt Talks About You Know What
Oh, look. Brad Pitt loved his Benjamin Button old baby face make-up so much that he's decided to wear it everywhere! If that was only the truth. This definitely needs more tinkering by the Photoshop elves. I know, Brad is trying to be all "raw" and "real" on the cover of W Magazine, but he only looks "elderly" and "sleepy." I could take a canoe down one of his forehead canals. I mean, damn! I bet you St. Angie's vagina is like a 7-year-old's since it sucked out all of Brad's hotness and youth. Just feed Pepaw Pitt some Ensure through a straw and let's move on.
So....in the February issue of W, Brad is ooooooonce again dragging out this shit bitches have been talking about for fucking centuries. You can even read about this drama on the walls of the tombs of Egypt. But here I am continuing the fuckery, so I'll slap myself with a baby later.
Brad defended St. Angie when talking about how they got together while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. He said, “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."
Okay, he gets points for saying "dastardly affair." Not only does he looks like he was born in the late 1800s, but he talks like it too!
Now, he also defended Jennifer's infamous "uncool" comment. Brad said, "Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Um. They are the fucking creators! The interviewer didn't hide the word "uncool" in a cucumber sandwich and force feed it to Jen. She said it willingly! And by "sweetheart" he really means, "She exists, so every now and again I have to pat her on the head."
All of these three famewhores are in cahoots for some publicity . When does Jen have another movie coming out? Because that's when we're going to see her naked ass on the cover of a magazine in some kind of ferret pose with the quote, "It WAS a DASTARDLY affair!"
The only person I believe in all of this is Maddox. He tells the truth. I'm still waiting for his tell-all.
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I was thinking the same thing, farah.
"But here I am continuing the fuckery, so I'll slap myself with a baby later"
i can's stop giggling
thanks to all for saving 2 hours of my life, Burn After Reading is now OFF the netflix queue!
Seeing all those 'high power' actors was another clue that it'd suck. Rarely do those ensemble casts work, although there are exceptions, like The Paper. (no names there as big as Malkovich, but still good)
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:24am.
My daddy is 46 and has had MANY hardships during his life and worked everyday since he was 15...and he looks about 10 years younger than this dude
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Your daddy is ONLY 46?? how old are you, hun?
damn, i have a feeling this is gonna make me feel reeeeaaaaalll old.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:24am.
I seriously couldn't believe how he "inserted" Katrina into Benjamin Button. It was ridiculous!!! It made no sense WHATSOEVER.
It wasn't a Dastardly Affair, I refer to it as a Bastardly Affair.
Brad, exfoliate those pores!
Missy!!
My all time fav scene in BJM is in the resturant where the guy talks about his retarded cousin and tells John that he appreciates seeing a retard "portrayed on the silver screen so compassionately". Way to sum up Of Mice and Men!!!
BTW...this is on topic. 7 degress of Malkovich bitches.
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What Charles Manson said.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:14am
What I want to know is why he's being so commended for his "work" in New Orleans. Okay so he's building green homes but any wealthy developer looking for good PR could have come up with that idea.
I get Architectual Digest so I got his issue and those homes are all sorts of fug. They're small and odd and why anyone would consider that architectual genius is beyond me. They look like trailer homes.
My daddy is 46 and has had MANY hardships during his life and worked everyday since he was 15...and he looks about 10 years younger than this dude
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:08am.
Anyone seen 'Burn After Reading'? The promos look hilarious, which is usually the first cue that you've seen the best the film has to offer
I watched it a couple of weeks ago and I want that hour and something I wasted of my life back it sucked big time!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:08am.
Anyone seen 'Burn After Reading'? The promos look hilarious, which is usually the first cue that you've seen the best the film has to offer.
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Burn After Reading was the biggest waste of my time ever. I almost turned it off halfway through, but was hoping it'd get better. The only redeeming thing I saw in it was the joy of watching Pitt get shot in the head.
sorry if I spoiled it for anyone. You are better off not watching it anyway.
That's the worst cover shot I've ever seen. Why anyone thinks Brad Pepaw is hot is beyond me. And his nose is out of focus!
His whole "Look at me, I don't get botoxed or airbrushed, I'm relatable to the masses, aging is a natural process, I have everything I ever wanted in life and I'm so happy I don't care what I look like" makes me want to hurl things around my home and kick my dog!!!!!! Fucking pretentious mother fucking whipped ugly schoolboy! I'm not buying your crap!
Oh gee, what is that stench I smell coming off of Benjamin Button? Must be the nauseating miasma of Brad's Oscar desperation. Poor Brad, more money than God, superstardom, and a Goddess for a 'wife,' yet he still needs lame validation from the Academy. That movie looks like a flaming turd, Blanchett notwithstanding. I liked the plot better when it was on fucking Mork and Mindy.
Every time Brad opens his yap I hear: douchewhinedouchedefenddoucheblamedouchequeefqueefqueef
Thats what I hear too! He's not saying that?
MK scribbled "...eldery and sleepy.." DAMN that is a good description. He looks older than Clooney in that cover shot.
Redford NEVER looked that used/abused geriatic at 45.
Pitt looks like a burnt out subsitute teacher. Not a hot in my book.
Payday came and with it beer.
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Brad was never a beauty despite of what everyone says and this pic shows it. However, he gets points for letting them show his mug in his natural state without photoshopping the deep creases allover his face. He is not aging well...a fortysomething man is not supposed to look this old (with or without cosmetic work).
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:14am.
love him. member how awesome Being John Malkovich was?
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It's not just that they decided to take a really up close shot of his face, which is usually never flattering to people over 40, but his face looks all greasy, shiny, and unwashed. Could he not bathe before his photo shoot?
The rest of the photos in the thumbnails, with the dark cloth draped over his shoulders, look like some kind of crazy late 1800s mug shot.
It's not art, it's not cool, it's not cutting edge phtographic work. It's jealous photographer making empty headed hollywood pretty boy look like crap.
Every time Brad opens his yap I hear: douchewhinedouchedefenddoucheblamedouchequeefqueefqueef.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:04am.
Yeah but MK didn't mention the paragraph he spoke on why he believes gay marriage is a basic civil right.
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SO?!?! MK isnt a reporter, and personally I couldnt give a fuck less what this pussy-boy's stance on any political issues are.
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Brad's going fugly for the Oscar nomination/win like Halle Berry and Chalise Theron (sp?) did. He'll go pretty again after the show.
Burn After Reading's only redeeming quality? Malkovich.
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Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:09am.
Comparing that crapfest to Forrest Gump is just WRONG. Forrest Gump has everything Benjamin Button does not: an interesting plot, characters with chemistry, humor, an excuse to be long, and believable CGI.
Oh, fuck him sideways with a chainsaw, I'm so sick of this bullshit.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
He looks like someone who would collect medieval swords and have a website advertising free oral.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I am so over this fucker. I was never even under him. He has always been so "generic handsome" and blah to me. I can't believe he has been the huge, ruling sex symbol for years like he has been. Damn, I'd even take that tool Clooney over Brad.
Brad has been looking quite beat lately. I wonder when he will finally cave and get some work done. Few men look good with facelifts (Robert Redford, I salute you for pulling it off), so I really hope he fucks up his face and goes away. I am tired of him buying babies, uncomfortable furniture, and parts of New Orleans. We get it, Brad. You have 'causes.' Whoop-de-fucking-do.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:08am.
WHY IS FREAKING MARIO LAUNDRYMAT'S PICTURE ON DLISTED
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:08am.
Burn After Reading was the worst crap I've seen in a long time. The movie had absolutly no point and the characters were all idiots.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:08am.
Anyone seen 'Burn After Reading'? The promos look hilarious, which is usually the first cue that you've seen the best the film has to offer.
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You are right on. Every funny bit was in the trailer. Disappointment.
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I said good day, sir!
Just yuck. He gets compared to Redford all the time but not even Redford looked this old when he was his age. Hell Redford didn't even look this old until a few years ago!
Most men get better looking as they age, for Brad it's the opposite.
snowy, you know MK has no standards when it comes to getting paid.
Great Durden's ghost!!!! I know 6 kids and an insane S/O have to
wear ya down, but JEBUS!
He's officially less attractive now than day old vomit on a stale cracker!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Wow! He makes my 50 year old uncle look like a fetus!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
I was on a train and this Indian girl (as in from India, with an Indian accent) was on her phone saying, "Don't see Benjamin Button. It was like Forrest Gump but dumber. It was Brad and Cate and a battle of the cheekbones."
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Anyone seen 'Burn After Reading'? The promos look hilarious, which is usually the first cue that you've seen the best the film has to offer.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
Now, why can't StuPitt and Stepford AnoWh0reBot Katie just dump the b!tches they are with now and pair up together already. I bet they would make such a cute Pepaw and Memaw couple :P
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Dear Brad:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Yuck. I bet Jen looks at these pics & thanks her lucky stars. Then again, look what she's waking up to ....
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I really didn't want to see his pores. I prefer to think about him on Growing Pains leaning against the locker trying to seduce Carol.
As for Jen he was like, I'm not happy- Gotta go! ZOINK!
Back onset with pouty babyfishmouth.
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And Benjamin Button was crap! I wanted to murder Cate Blanchet in the face the entire movie!
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:01am.
WTF is up with all these superclose cover shots? They really make him look old. Stop it, already!
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I know! But he's all "artsy" like that. *snicker*
*yawn* Next, please.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
he looks like shit warmed up in the microwave.
disgusting! meanwhile Jen looks hotter now than she did 15 years ago.
Did anyone say karma??? lol
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I havnt read the whole post yet but OH MY GOD I was on another page and when I came back I thought this was a picture of a baboon! lmao... this is sad he looks so old
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:03am.
Snidely Whiplash
ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
It was a dastadly affair! Angie was tied to the tracks and a train was a'comin'!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
His pictures are dastardly.
You know Angie's forehead vein exploded as soon as he called Jen a sweeatheart!