Pepaw Pitt Talks About You Know What
Oh, look. Brad Pitt loved his Benjamin Button old baby face make-up so much that he's decided to wear it everywhere! If that was only the truth. This definitely needs more tinkering by the Photoshop elves. I know, Brad is trying to be all "raw" and "real" on the cover of W Magazine, but he only looks "elderly" and "sleepy." I could take a canoe down one of his forehead canals. I mean, damn! I bet you St. Angie's vagina is like a 7-year-old's since it sucked out all of Brad's hotness and youth. Just feed Pepaw Pitt some Ensure through a straw and let's move on.
So....in the February issue of W, Brad is ooooooonce again dragging out this shit bitches have been talking about for fucking centuries. You can even read about this drama on the walls of the tombs of Egypt. But here I am continuing the fuckery, so I'll slap myself with a baby later.
Brad defended St. Angie when talking about how they got together while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. He said, “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."
Okay, he gets points for saying "dastardly affair." Not only does he looks like he was born in the late 1800s, but he talks like it too!
Now, he also defended Jennifer's infamous "uncool" comment. Brad said, "Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Um. They are the fucking creators! The interviewer didn't hide the word "uncool" in a cucumber sandwich and force feed it to Jen. She said it willingly! And by "sweetheart" he really means, "She exists, so every now and again I have to pat her on the head."
All of these three famewhores are in cahoots for some publicity . When does Jen have another movie coming out? Because that's when we're going to see her naked ass on the cover of a magazine in some kind of ferret pose with the quote, "It WAS a DASTARDLY affair!"
The only person I believe in all of this is Maddox. He tells the truth. I'm still waiting for his tell-all.
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Submitted by Kaylee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:06pm.
All the Jo-Pitt fans are breaking out in hives. Over the Jen is a sweetheart comment. LMAO!!!
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Oh, they've already justified it. It's a pity compliment for Jen (that's the rationalization of a loonie). He's only saying it to take some of the sting out of his previous comments which were, " my life was a dead end (before Jolie)", and "I wanted kids and Jolie was the natural direction". Yeah - they'll never believe he loved Jen nor will they ever believe he may still care for her. I love how Brad says they still keep in touch and talk. I'm not quite sure how they can spin that comment, but I'm positive they will.
Who the fuck cares really? I work in a small office building with about 100 other people. Every 3 months or so some fellow cube dwellers decide they're more in love than anyone else in the world has ever been & must leave their spouses to be madly in love together. It's so lame. Almost as lame as the rightous judgemental morons that sit around talking about how horrible they are for leaving their crappy marriages to jump into a new crappy relationship. And then the cycle resets & it happens all over again. Snark is fun, but anyone that really honestly forms an opinion about these stupid famewhores & their timeline of screwing needs to be blasted off into outerspace somewhere.
Never understood the appeal of him. And now that he's getting old he's starting to creep me out too.
Yeah, Keane speaks the truth. Who cares about day-to-day timing of the whole thing? I'm not even bothered by the fact Brad fell out of love with Jen and fell in love with Angelina. The point is how they handled it, which was pretty fucking terribly. Immediately afterward they were same lame "power couple," posing for huge photo spreads and shit as a family while claiming they were just so perfect and happy and blah blah blah. Jennifer Aniston just about hit the nail on her head with her "sensitivity chip" comment. Wtf?! And now supposedly it's all somehow her fault? Le doubtful, Brad.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:00pm.
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Thanks for explaining!
It's always fascinating to learn how the Brangeloonies think.
Seriously, if Pitt really thinks that the public will believe that he and Skelator were not fuckin' around prior to him splitting with Anistan then he must think that we are as dumb as he and his Lady Love are.
I thought Geraldo was the only person allowed to use the word "dastardly"...? WTF Brad?
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I thought the SAME-FUCKING-THING about that pose! So weird...
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All the Jo-Pitt fans are breaking out in hives. Over the Jen is a sweetheart comment. LMAO!!!
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAD
that comment gave JJer's a backup for the argument Brad didn't cheat. This will be treated like bible scripture.
Bet this article ends up pasted in some scrapbook with a lace boarder and glitter stars.
He looks a little like Rip Torn's glassy-eyed DUI mugshot.
God this infernal debate - did he cheat on Jen or didn't he? Is holie a homewrecker or isn't she? Ad infinitum. The thing is Brad and Ange naively and optimistically believe that if people think they didn't fuck before the split with Jen they are somehow innocent and honourable individuals, but it really doesn't mean shit. Whether he put his peen in her before or after he officially kicked Jen to the curb the romantic or emotional affair was going on while they were still married and neither of them did anything to stop it. The question is not did they or didn't they fuck before the split, its did Ange set out to seduce a married man or did Brad just helplessly fall into her arms the moment she glanced her way? From what I hear and what we know of her it was the former so she's still and always will be a selfish, husband-stealing bitch in my mind.
He must think very highly of himself if he actually believes the public wants to see his wrinkles up close on the cover of this magazine. When I'm bored and waiting for a prescription at the pharmacy, atleast I can occupy my time by counting the lines on his face! Seriously, that's a scary f*cking face. Ouch. There's aging and then there's just sleep deprived and ugly. He's not aging gracefully that's for sure. It's like someone picked his ass up and threw him straight into the hells of OLD!
As for the Jenny comment. Well, Mr. Pitt has obviously redefined the word "respectful". If respectful is knocking up your girlfriend 5 months after you become legally separated, then yeah I guess he was. Which would mean that him and Jolie fell head over heels within a short 3 month span before deciding to have a child together. Normal people do NOT act like this the minute their wife files for divorce. He wants the world to believe that his relationship started the day after he announced his separation - good try Bradley. Those two were in cahoots well before his separation - trying to fake us out by saying he fell in love while still filming after he left his wife. WE ALL KNOW HE LEFT HIS WIFE BECAUSE OF JOLIE!!!! He's not a good actor and he's an even worse LIAR.
Eww.. he's so gross and he needs to remove all the hair from his face I hate the spiky white hairs in his beard eww eww eww
i'd still fuck him. i've been drooling over him since thelma and louise.
also, the photo is deliberately increasing the contrast in his skin to make his wrinkles and pores stand out and used effects to make his skin look greasy/shiny. can't say it's the most flattering pic but definitely done on purpose and would not deter me from sitting on his dick. :0
I'm sorry, but no matter how much bullshit Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie try to cram down the public's throat about them being just a normal, happy little po-dunk fuck family, it's just not convincing. They remind me of two retards playing dress up and carrying around rag dolls as their "babies." That's what I think of when I see them in public. You can always sense when someone is trying waaaaaay too hard.
I didn't want to sit through a 3 hour funeral so I saw the Aniston movie which was good.
KidL on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:55am.
Gee, and the Brangeloonies claim JA is the one who cannot let things go?
- Let me 'splain, you see when Jenny says stuff, she is actually saying she is way jellus and desperate for attention on the backs of Brangelina, when The Brad speaks, he is CLEARLY putting the facts out there and clearing up the lies all in the defense of his maiden Skeletina.
See.
It's his big public declaration of his undying and unfettered love of the Bony Hwore Skank.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think they basically own W Magazine at this point.
yes angel, the Jesse james movie prolly or whatever it is.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
brad rates high on my list of "doesntgiveashitwhatyouareordo". waste of perfectly good paper, oh and time.
Note to Pitt: STFU, Brad! We are sick of hearing about your perfect family and your saint in waiting gf.
Gee, and the Brangeloonies claim JA is the one who cannot let things go?
I do agree that men generally age better than women, and AM into older guys, but I think a lot of older women are sexy too so I don't really get that double standard. Then again, I am teh ghey and can't really see Maxim putting Helen Mirren on the cover any time soon, so maybe that's why. Straight guys like beer, sports, and barely legal pussy.
I like these shots, actually. So much loon fodder. It's like they're saying:
"You like this face? How about like this? How is this side? Which do you think is my best side? Do you like the gray? How about here...?"
I can see those freaks at JJ talking about this shit all day.
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I think Brad should have opted for Photoshop, because that is one heckuva an awful picture. Hell, I'm 6 months his senior and I almost look young enough to be his kid! Or at least his little sister.
Okay, I am just going to say it...
Brad Pitt looks like a baboon's ass.
Does W have some sort of obsession with Brangelina? St. Angie was on the cover 2 months ago and now Pitt's badly aging mug is on the new cover. He truly looks like he's pushing 60.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:45am.
"Dastardly" is just a word he learned when he was working on some film. I'll betcha he uses it three times a day.
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I was going to say word of the day toilet paper.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I'd love for Angie to hookup with Tommy Girl because it would be interesting to see who would suck the life-force out of the other first. The Psychic Vampire version of the gunfight at the ok corral.
I like Brad Pitt well enough, but how come as a man he gets to appear all wrinkly and old in close-up on the cover of a magazine, while every Hollywood woman over age 30 has to stay looking perfectly youthful (and slathered in makeup) forever ?
And there you go! THAT is what you look like when you get hit with the old guy stick.
"Dastardly" is just a word he learned when he was working on some film. I'll betcha he uses it three times a day.
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Blast! No dastardly affair with Mrs G's papi!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:33am.
Mrs G.,
Is he single? *wink*wink*
Un no bitch step off lol =)
He is married to my hot momma duh!
Farrah 32 is the new 22..which probably means 22 is the new 12 and well I act like a dam 12 year old so I guess its true hahaha
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Christmas is over :(
Whenever I picture him in my head, he's hiding out somewhere in a house from their gaggle of kids, smoking a fat joint and wondering what in the name of Thelma and Louise happened to his life. Oh, and he's always wearing that stupid fedora.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
I have never seen such bad photography featured in a publication.
These pictures must have been Photoshoped to hell and back. I can only assume that it become abundantly clear that their lighting was a complete mess, and so they decided to take the blur tool and go to town on the jaw line.
I'm also concerned over the face that both the centre of his brow and his nose look distinctly concave. Perhaps Brad has finally accepted that nobody buys into his endless bullshit and has resorted to optical illusions to sway people into his favour?
These pictures belong on a 'Tell-tale Signs of Cataracts' pamphlets.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:32am.
No kidding. I'M 46!
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LMFAO!!
@Mrs Gosling: age is not a factor, dear. I wuvs chu, you know that.
i'm 32..*sigh* i don't even remember when i was 22!!
oh yeah.. don't do drugs.
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Brad "door to door bible salesman face"(omg shave and moisturize!), should do a remake of Deliverance with Clooney and Travolta and Ben Affected.
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Snow, SHREK was more real looking than Benjamin Button.
Sue me, i still think he's HWAT, even if he is LYING!
This should have been the The A-List Lie Teller edition.
"Dastardly", ugh, stop with the verbose diarrhea already, I hate when he drops his word of the day toilet paper bullshit.
If it is all so created, gee The Brad, you must be in the kitchen too, huh, creating and shit.
Just leave the hwore already, accept your media whipping and move the fuck on. Your kids are just that, YOURS too, get over yourself.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:28am.
thanks to all for saving 2 hours of my life, Burn After Reading is now OFF the netflix queue!
Seeing all those 'high power' actors was another clue that it'd suck. Rarely do those ensemble casts work, although there are exceptions, like The Paper. (no names there as big as Malkovich, but still good)
I actually liked Brad's 'STUPIT'(can't remember who to give credit to here sorry) character and I usually love Clooney but I hated his charcter but all in all the movie was shit.
Stoney: LOL we were watching a documentary about gorillas and when the showed the baby gorilla me and the bf both went "Benjamin!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I still want to moisturize his face with my tongue.
So.
Mrs G.,
Is he single? *wink*wink*
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
“We were still filming after Jen and I split up."
Can anyone verify if this is actually true? Seems to me I remember him jetting off to the beach with Jennifer and wearing that trash t-shirt then appearing in Africa immediately after riding three wheelers with Maddox! When did that filming happen, Brad?
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:24am.
My daddy is 46 and has had MANY hardships during his life and worked everyday since he was 15...and he looks about 10 years younger than this dude
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Your daddy is ONLY 46?? how old are you, hun?
damn, i have a feeling this is gonna make me feel reeeeaaaaalll old.
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No kidding. I'M 46!
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Holy crap! I think he looks HOT as hell!
Its a fact, men look better with age..women just get friggen old.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:24am.
My daddy is 46 and has had MANY hardships during his life and worked everyday since he was 15...and he looks about 10 years younger than this dude
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Your daddy is ONLY 46?? how old are you, hun?
damn, i have a feeling this is gonna make me feel reeeeaaaaalll old.
-----Hahaha i thought age was not a factor here in Dlisted world......22 in feb =D
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Christmas is over :(
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:14am
What I want to know is why he's being so commended for his "work" in New Orleans. Okay so he's building green homes but any wealthy developer looking for good PR could have come up with that idea.
I get Architectual Digest so I got his issue and those homes are all sorts of fug. They're small and odd and why anyone would consider that architectual genius is beyond me. They look like trailer homes.
I do think credit should be given where due. At least he is doing something to help. Ugly homes or not they are a roof over people's heads and I am sure they are not complaining about how ugly their new homes are. They would just be greatful to have a home.
Mmm...Deep.
That's only the wrinkles on your forehead Bradley - you're still obviously as vacuous and shallow as you were in Dallas. And, yeah, I like, totally believe you were hands-off with Angie Ho before your marriage was over!
As the wonderful Stewie Griffin once said - "somewhere there's a portrait of you getting prettier..."