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While, Jolie has tats of coordinates of where she purchases her kids, Pitt prefers a map written on his face.

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He looks like shit even in black and white. I won't comment on anything else. I'm tired
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I can't believe all the people bashing "Burn After Reading." I'm honestly SO surprised! I absolutely loved that movie--and I'm not even someone who gets a boner for the Cohen brothers... I laughed so hard!

Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:21pm.

Who the fuck cares really? I work in a small office building with about 100 other people. Every 3 months or so some fellow cube dwellers decide they're more in love than anyone else in the world has ever been & must leave their spouses to be madly in love together. It's so lame. Almost as lame as the rightous judgemental morons that sit around talking about how horrible they are for leaving their crappy marriages to jump into a new crappy relationship. And then the cycle resets & it happens all over again. Snark is fun, but anyone that really honestly forms an opinion about these stupid famewhores & their timeline of screwing needs to be blasted off into outerspace somewhere.
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So true! People are so angry about this shit because it's more about them and their fucked up relationships and less about Jen, Brad, and Angelina. The threat of some off-kilter ass swooping in and ruining their oh-so-perfect union and playing house with their partners in front of everyone who thought they were a perfect fit became very real when this shit happened. A lot of people who feed into this shit are projecting their feelings onto this situation, so it will never go away.

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K2 -
I believe awfulplasticsurgery.com has the scar pics. One behind each ear, raised and red...meaning fresh. Dumbass forgot to wear her hair down.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:30pm.
Keane - I head the same about her removing the skin gaurd for the shoot and that it shocked the crew. Word is she did the same on with Banderas on Original Sin, but he refused and/or his wife (Grffin, who was supposedly on the set daily) said "no way".

Interesting. Good work Mel. Maybe if Jen had not trusted Bland Shitt we would have been spared this farce.
Oh Bradders? Liar liar pants on fire (you thought it was crabs didn't you)

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Wasn't "Troy" the movie with that Diane chick that he was supposedly flirting with recently?
They're working together again.
What happened to that story????

Did the loons burn crosses on her front lawn?

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Half the goddamn world's population can almost show you IN 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' when Brad Pitt handed his nutsack to Angelina.

Re-shoots, my ass.

Angie had him at 'hi'.

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They are so fucking predictable. I guess master whoregelina feels like if she make her little lap dog come to her defense people will stop hating her. WRONG! Stu-pitt need to shut the fuck up.

Also he is just trying to stir this whole thing up again because him and his whore love the attention they get from the scandal. Especially whoregeina without it she is just the brother kissing, lesbian, attention seeking freak of hollywood with daddy issues.

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Keane:

The movie she was banging Colin in was Alexander. Pitt was in Troy. So is Colin part of the "4 people" she's slept with? LMAO. She did say it was only 4. That would be Billy Bob, Johnny Lee, Brad Pitt, boyfriend that lived with her when she was 14, Jenny S., and apparently Timothy Hutton and now Colin.... Not a mathematician but I think we're already up to 7.

I wish the two of them would stop talking - they forget their own lies and it's f*cking annoying as all hell to constantly watch them back peddle.

Keane, not "Troy"...it was that horrible "Alexander the Great" or whatever. And I did hear that she came on to Clive Owen somewhere, and he just laughed at her.

Like I said, all these guys are laughing their asses off at Brad.

Several different stories on websites. The one about the crew calling her the black widow was because Danny Moder worked on the film and reported it back to Julia Roberts apparently. Another site posted the one about her taking off her modesty garments - seems that's quite a common trick of hers! And the Maddox thing I've heard in a lot of places. Plus she was shagging Colin Farrell (is that his name, I've totally forgotten it?) on the set of Troy. Apparently they used to do it during the day in a cupboard and the crew played a prank on a new guy by sending him to get something from the cupboard when they knew they were in there. Apparently they were mid-shag and Farrell chased the man away with his pants around his legs and a big erection, but she just laughed. Is she shameless or what, I'd be mortified! But people do say all actresses are ho's, so I guess she's just a more extreme version.

2. There is a form of photography used to get this affect as to amplify the detail in his. No doubt he is a shadow of his formal self, but I think this was an artistic exageration.
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I get that but I just can't get past the nastiness under his eyes. What are all those lines under is eyes and close to his nose? If you look hard enough, you can even see the chapped lips. I find this to be a LAME attempt at trying to appear real and comfortable in his own skin. It's so obvious he'll stop at nothing to get that Oscar. lmao!

I didn't see the scar behind Jolie's ear. hmmm. Guess I really wasn't looking for it though. I definitely think she's in hiding for a reason. Maybe she's on the mend from a boob job or really is pregnant. Weird how they can actually stay out of the spotlight when they make an effort. I find it ironic that they are in seclusion again. Goes to show that they only prance the family around, go toy shopping, eat cheetos in public and go for leisurely walks and bike rides when there's something in it for them (i.e. promoting movies).

Making a sandwich and heading to JJ. I hate to give him facetime but it's just so worth watching the loons crack.

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Submitted by Keane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:23pm.

WHERE are you getting this awesome shit from the set?

Two Drink Min - yeah I read some quote from her (Ange) somewhere saying how she enjoyed love scenes, saying that it was an opportunity for the 2 actors just to "enjoy each other". I was like erm, its supposed to be acting and you're in front of a whole crew and most people find love scenes extremely awkward - you think its enjoyable? I dunno I just think she thinks anyone is fair game for her seduction routine, and I don't think she cares who's watching either. Can you imagine doing that in front of a film crew? And she totally did it with Olivier Martinez when he was with Kylie Minogue too, I believe Kylie may have had cancer at the time. And if she did it with Banderas thats just out of control, or "shameless" I would call it.

Its funny but it seems that maybe Hollywood women in general think they have a right to try to seduce any man, married or not. My friend told me a story about Nicole Kidman trying to give her number to Laurence Fishburne while his wife was there and how angry he was about it (my friend's husband was in a film with him and they were at a party together when it happened). Maybe they just have such out-of-control egos that they think all men want them and they can have whoever they like, married or not. I'm sure a lot of other Hollywood ho's fit that bill too - Scarlett Johannson for one. Maybe they just think they're God'd gift to men.

Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:10pm.

This hit JJ last night. JJ must have de-banned a few people to get hits cause the loons are getting a rabid beatdpwn over there. I too had to contribute, but I was fairly mild.

- Yes, he is allowing a more "open" comments section.
The mother hens that roost over there 24/7, which is about 10-12 of them protested and threatened to leave JJ after he posted two threads allegedly based on "ragazine" articles.
They were "personally hurt" because he should only post "reputable" articles.
They wrote him nasty emails about their disgust and posted the letters in threads and he never responded to any of them. They were "devastated".
I actually felt bad for Jared.
I think he is over his reputation as being the Grand Ass Kisser of all things Brangelina, or they aren't paying him anymore.

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I'm over at the Jared reading the posts and I don't know which way is up, who likes who and who hates who. What's the world coming too?

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detail in his *face*
and the reason I think they were before Button premeire is cause I think they both had work done before the premiere.

They both looked waxy and Jolie was sporting matching scar behind the ear which is usually present with a light lift.

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K2 - 2 things I think about these pics. 1. They were taken before Pitt went the red carpet (with parents) for Button (oddly he has not been doing much promo since, they appear to be back in hiding). 2. There is a form of photography used to get this affect as to amplify the detail in his. No doubt he is a shadow of his formal self, but I think this was an artistic exageration.

It's all ploy for the Oscar quest. I swear. Simple as that.

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I just had a funny thought...I will bet that the guys she tried her seductive shit on, and failed (like Banderas and Clive Owen), are laughing at Brad Pitt behind his back.

Keane she probably wants to stay home and shoot up with the kids running the entire household while she's high outta her mind. Anywho, Brad looks old and shiny here...I remember when he used to be hot. That was over 10 years ago! The man is so WHIPPED!

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If you notice, that series was photographed by Chuck Close, an internationally known and respected artist who specializes in extreme close-up shots that often leave his subject looking real, but totally beat-down. Brad was probably trying to show how artistic he is, and how he is so above the Hollywood glamor. Instead he just looks, as MK stated, elderly and sleepy.

Keane - I head the same about her removing the skin gaurd for the shoot and that it shocked the crew. Word is she did the same on with Banderas on Original Sin, but he refused and/or his wife (Grffin, who was supposedly on the set daily) said "no way".

I believe Danny Moder (who is probably not one to talk) made some comments about the goings on on the set of MAMS.

Either way, she seems to like a challenge. There are far too many photos with her pimping out her kid with coworkers and getting invovled with them (most of whom were involved...Martinez...Hawke).

The pictures just don't lie.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:14pm.
He looks beat down. The loons are ranting that he is not afraid to show his age. My father is over 10 years his senior and looks MUCH better.
Don't give me that "babies beat you down". I know plenty of people with a lot of kids who don't look like smacked ass. But they didn't have 6 in 3 years time.

I say he's hitting the bottle hard
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I have to agree. That's the face of a drinker. They have more money than God and you know they use plenty of it towards facials and other skin detoxifying treatments and this is the best he looks?! Jolie constantly has the wax glow on the red carpet and this putz has pores the size of golf balls! I don't understand why.

Kp...your avvie scares me. JP looks so much like my crazy cousin, Roderick, it is almost uncanny.

Are we going to have to "go there" every time one of them has a movie coming out? It's been old for like two years now. Find a hobby or something.

What a douchebag. I'll never understand what people find so fascinating about this prick of a man whose only personality comes from whoever he is with at the time. He's not hot either. And I can't wait til he starts not having a dastardly affair with his next costar. Angelina at "30" looks so long in the fucking tooth in 5 years she's going to look like his mother.

I read somewhere, and I can't remember where it was, that the abiding memory of the crew from the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith was the filming of their love scene. At first they were both wearing modesty protecting undergarments as is usual when filming love scenes. But after a while Angie Jo took hers off and jumped into bed naked with Brad. If you want to be a pricktease, you couldn't really do much more than that could you? Plus I read somewhere else about how the crew called her the black widow because she was gradually spinning a web to trap Brad in. I also heard about the fact that she got Maddox to call him daddy - something that, if true, absolutely disgusts me. But I think she has always come across as a selfish, manipulative cow who is willing to stoop to any depths to get what she wants so it rings true to me. And I also think she got pregnant with Shiloh to trap him. At the end of the day Brad has always come across as tim-nice-but-dim, a genuine guy who doesn't want to hurt anyone but can't help being led by his penis. I just don't buy the "Angelina is the most honourable/innocent person I know" crap, I think he's desperately trying to save her skin.

I also read in a mag today that they're supposed to be planning on having 2 more kids, 1 biological and 1 adopted, and how Ange likes staying at home with the children and doesn't want to go out and meet new people. Its hard to say whether its true or just some PR bullshit. When they say a "friend" says, or a "source" says, I tend to think its just their PR. Who bloody knows with these 2?

It's so pathetic that three grown adults can't get over it and move on. Who talks this much about a divorce 3 years and 4 kids after?

Even BRITNEY SPEARS handled her divorce with more grace. That says something.

"He said, 'We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.'"

It is this statement above all others that makes me blind with rage...and I HATE being blind with rage over this stupid idiotic asshole and his manipulative cunt of a concubine.

*ranting and raving*

He looks beat down. The loons are ranting that he is not afraid to show his age. My father is over 10 years his senior and looks MUCH better.
Don't give me that "babies beat you down". I know plenty of people with a lot of kids who don't look like smacked ass. But they didn't have 6 in 3 years time.

I say he's hitting the bottle hard.

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This hit JJ last night. JJ must have de-banned a few people to get hits cause the loons are getting a rabid beatdpwn over there. I too had to contribute, but I was fairly mild.

Some of them are even turning on Pitt...man they just don't know their asses from a hole in the ground. One day this next day that...whatever works for them to make these people (Jolie Pitts) seems normal.

This is all a huge campaign for the Oscar. Down to the grainy "artsy" pics to nice comment to the ex. After he threw her under the bus so many times did he think we would all forget?

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Oh man, where are the brangeloonies?

When Brad speaks, it's really Angelina's lovely, charming and highly talented pussy that's doing all the talking.

How appropriate, in those pictures they made him into a talking head. I also love how on other websites people are saying how "mature" he is. Why can't all three just shut up? Its like they're still living in 2004 or 2005 when ever they broke up.

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Brad Pitt needs to shut his cocksucker.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

lizzieb: LOL at your post! That was great!

maybe if brad used a condom, he wouldn't have to lie to himself about how great he wants us to believe his life is...sucker!
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If you cover the rest of his face and just look at his eyes in the picture above, you can see his eyes screaming 'Help me!'

Pathetic.

I bet she was one big cocktease, always promising and then not letting him because he hadn't left Jen yet. The only thing better than getting pussy is being this close to getting it. Think about it; Brad probably had women throwing themselves at him for so long, and here is a woman who was going to make him earn it.

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Oh and she made him earn it! He ended up leaving Jen to get some of the beat up snatch. I'm sure that was her stipulation " leave the wife or no beaver bush for you"! I'm sure she teased the shit out of him. And I don't think a BJ was off the table either. They probably just pleasured one another orally.... cause like President Clinton said , "that's not sex"!

I thought the SAME-FUCKING-THING about that pose! So weird...
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There’s a popular English saying, ‘if you are in a hole, stop digging’ and an Irish one, ‘if enough people tell you you’re drunk, lie down’ From this dear Bradley you can draw the following moral:

Everyone, including my dog and my late grandmother knows that you were fucking Holi when you were married and in fact she was pregnant by you whilst you were still married. If you think that any amount of lying will make it seem like you never laid a hand on each other until things were finished with Jen and she only got pregnant because she slipped on her lips and sat in some sperm you unfortunately left on floor then you are even dumber than you look, which would be quite an achievement .

If enough people tell you cheated on your wife with a skanky , daddy issued whore who specialises in breaking up relationships, then I truly feel you should accept it.

Another tip Bradders, just because something is a) bad and b) in black and white does not make it art. Last but not least- you can paint the she-devil as an innocent bystander all you like but she has been seen for what she is and you two have as much chance of winning Oscars for your talentless emoting as I have of growing tentacles.

Dastardly- lordy, someone take his junior dictionary away from him.

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Damn Brad looks like shit!

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Jennifer Aniston has the number 1 movie in America... suck on that Brad Pitt!!! (and perhaps you can use a good anti-wrinkle cream for your crowfeets a$$$hole!)

The only reason I think it MAY be true that he and Angie didn't sleep together is because she might have been playing 'keep-away' with her dirty pussy in order to manipulate him.

I bet she was one big cocktease, always promising and then not letting him because he hadn't left Jen yet. The only thing better than getting pussy is being this close to getting it. Think about it; Brad probably had women throwing themselves at him for so long, and here is a woman who was going to make him earn it.

Oh yeah. Old trick; usually works

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Don't forget - she also let Maddox call him "Daddy" while filming. Nothing like using the kid.

The only reason I think it MAY be true that he and Angie didn't sleep together is because she might have been playing 'keep-away' with her dirty pussy in order to manipulate him.

I bet she was one big cocktease, always promising and then not letting him because he hadn't left Jen yet. The only thing better than getting pussy is being this close to getting it. Think about it; Brad probably had women throwing themselves at him for so long, and here is a woman who was going to make him earn it.

Oh yeah. Old trick; usually works.

I don't care how he and Elvira spin it, he still left his wife for a psycho bitch. And no one but a batshit crazy Brangeloonie believes his shit that he and the drug whore didn't get together until after he had split up with his wife. He is clearly not very bright.

Its so irrelevant - really, i care little & its pathetic that the writer felt so compelled to beat the dead horse with a cover story stick! get a clue.

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