Pepaw Pitt Talks About You Know What
Oh, look. Brad Pitt loved his Benjamin Button old baby face make-up so much that he's decided to wear it everywhere! If that was only the truth. This definitely needs more tinkering by the Photoshop elves. I know, Brad is trying to be all "raw" and "real" on the cover of W Magazine, but he only looks "elderly" and "sleepy." I could take a canoe down one of his forehead canals. I mean, damn! I bet you St. Angie's vagina is like a 7-year-old's since it sucked out all of Brad's hotness and youth. Just feed Pepaw Pitt some Ensure through a straw and let's move on.
So....in the February issue of W, Brad is ooooooonce again dragging out this shit bitches have been talking about for fucking centuries. You can even read about this drama on the walls of the tombs of Egypt. But here I am continuing the fuckery, so I'll slap myself with a baby later.
Brad defended St. Angie when talking about how they got together while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. He said, “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."
Okay, he gets points for saying "dastardly affair." Not only does he looks like he was born in the late 1800s, but he talks like it too!
Now, he also defended Jennifer's infamous "uncool" comment. Brad said, "Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Um. They are the fucking creators! The interviewer didn't hide the word "uncool" in a cucumber sandwich and force feed it to Jen. She said it willingly! And by "sweetheart" he really means, "She exists, so every now and again I have to pat her on the head."
All of these three famewhores are in cahoots for some publicity . When does Jen have another movie coming out? Because that's when we're going to see her naked ass on the cover of a magazine in some kind of ferret pose with the quote, "It WAS a DASTARDLY affair!"
The only person I believe in all of this is Maddox. He tells the truth. I'm still waiting for his tell-all.
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Krane - I agree about the age thing. I for one thought CZJ has been lying for years. There were also rumors around of some proof (I say rumor cause I did not see) that Jolie is actually 36 or 37.
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We all know that this particular interview with Brad is based on trying to get an award. Let's face it, for this fucktard to continue to answer questions about the triangle in magazine interviews but NOT on shows like Oprah - tells me that he is full of shit. His ex wife's name was strictly prohibited during the interview with Oprah. If anyone would want to ask a question concerning all the rumors and stories about the cheating, it would be her. But she didn't. Why? Why? Why? He was promoting his movie then. So why all of a sudden is he willing to be open about Jen and the ending of the marriage? He's never once discussed the time frame between ending his marriage and hooking up with Jolie. He gets his balls back when he's one on one with an interviewer, hiding behind a magazine but clams up when he's on national television. What gives shithead?
This picture is why I can NEVER take Brad Pitt seriously.
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He takes on the appearance and attitude of EVERY woman he has been with. Its a complete and utter turn off.
And the only reason they're hiding is because the box office for their films get lower and lower because people are sick of hearing about them.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:27pm.
Say what? He sounds like a psychopath because he made a joke about me crying at a movie? I guess I know a lot of psychopaths then.
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Submitted by stilletto_lover on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:03pm.
Let me get something straight here. I am not threatening harm, but I will not be responsible if she does something stupid like the tards in the news because she couldn't handle a fucking comment made at no one in particular.
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Are you insane? I mean, really...are you?
what the douche??? ew.
is he robert redford's son? they look a lot alike. ex redford isn't greasy.
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:14pm.
My boy was like, "yeah, took the missus to see that dog movie.' Ha, ha, ha. I don't really get all the whining about it being too sad for kids...
===That bloke of yours sounds like, um, a psychopath.
i knew wino couldnt be 25. shes a 70's baby for sure :)
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Yep basically the deal is with the old guess the age game is that if they started out really young like Lindsay Lohan, Lily Allen, Jonny Depp or whoever you can be pretty sure you're getting about the right age. Its pretty hard to fake when your that age and not so much reason to, plus if they're seen out drinking etc when they're underage that would be damaging. Its when they start in the industry when they're more mature, say late 20's early 30's that they either choose or are asked to lie about it. Do you guys know a singer called Anastasia for example? She's 40 now and was talking about how the record company asked her to lie about her age when she started out in the business at the age of 30. They said to go for around 23 but she kept forgetting how old she was supposed to be and gave the wrong age in interviews all the time. Other people obviously lying about their age are Fergie (saw an interview with her in which it took her about 30 seconds to remember how old she was supposed to be at her next birthday), Megan Fox, Duffy and Amy Winehouse as I said before, quite probably Nicole Kidman.
When I was working in tv a pretty famous presenter's husband (also a presenter) was being represented by the talent section of a production company I was working for at the time. From seeing her on tv I thought she was about 25. Turns out she was 37 then which was about 6 years ago. I asked if she'd had botox and the agent said yes and a boob job but don't tell anyone. But I've also heard she had a facelift before starting presenting. She currently goes by the age of 37 in the media, but she must be about 42-43 now. There are other really obvious British ones that people comment on all the time as obviously lying about their age, but you wouldn't know them. A very well respected photographer called Rankin said that models lie about their age all the time as well in a doc I watched. It does figure, all these industries are very superficial and ageist.
So to summarise, please never believe the crap you hear about what age people are supposed to be, that really doesn't mean shit. Take a look at them and think how old do they look and have they had botox/a lift to look that way and figure it out from there. Most people in their early 30's are more like late 30's, early 20's, late 20's-30 and so on. I've said it so many times, celebrities lie about EVERYTHING, don't ever think that just because someone says something in an interview its the truth or how they actually feel. Few celebs give anyone true access into their personal lives, what they say is all about selling themselves, PR etc. Hence the endless machinations of Brad and Ange. Interviews are rarely glimpses into someone's inner soul - I mean, would you want to share all your private thoughts and feelings with the entire world? I sure wouldn't. They just say stuff to get good press, get headlines, they don't talk about real stuff. Unfortunately very few people seem to get this though, hence the way celebs get away with bad behaviour all the time.
do people seem in a bitchy mood today, or is just me?
anywhore, brad is coming off as a real A-hole. Jen doesn't need his approval to call that whole cheating mess "uncool."
she's better off rid of him. imho. this a gossip site right? that's what we're here to do.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:54pm.
It was so sad! My boy was like, "yeah, took the missus to see that dog movie.' Ha, ha, ha. I don't really get all the whining about it being too sad for kids. I don't have kids, don't really like them, and don't know much about raising one, but isn't that kind of a lesson you'd want them to learn? That a dog is a member of the family and it should be sad when he dies?
And on topic, Brad Pitt is a douche. Now he shows the world he actually looks like a piece of shit too. Good for him. It's always nice when the wrapping matches the present inside.
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ok internet bullies are pussies, we got that down pat.
NOW, I just read this on some other blog..
An insider explained: “Angelina gets a kick from saving kids and giving them this amazing life they would have never had otherwise.
“Yes they might be adding to their family fast but they want all their kids to be roughly the same age so they do the nanny stage and get it over and done with.
“Another kid in the house will make no difference to the noise and chaos they already have.”
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she gets a "kick" out of adopting. !!!!!!!!
"do the nanny stage and get it over and done with" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"another kid in the house will make no difference" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would be hard pushed to find anything sadder than threatening people on the internet.
Oh wait. Bradders thinking that if he keeps lying about the black widow we will see her as the saint she just knows she is might come a very close second.
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Stiletto - I don't know who you think is going to "do something stupid" but it seems that the only ppl who lose their shit are the loons. For most of us they are a huge source of entertainment for us on these threads.
I think it's safe to say we all have our lives safely outside of this blog and this is way to entertain ourselves when work is a little slow or boring.
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Ha! I did not even notice we had a pitt thread. Like everyone else said, yea we get it, you are a serious actor. Blah blah blah.
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Let me get something straight here. I am not threatening harm, but I will not be responsible if she does something stupid like the tards in the news because she couldn't handle a fucking comment made at no one in particular.
I read celeb blogs for the snark because making fun of celebs is funny shit. I don't like arguing or holding grudges with some anon who will never meet me to do anything about that shit. If the comment doesn't apply to you, then keep it moving. If you're the type who wants to just talk shit, then take your lumps like you dish them out. At the end of the day, it's all entertainment. Oh yeah, fuck all three of those triangle bitches! ===============================================>
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Let me get something straight here. I am not threatening harm, but I will not be responsible if she does something stupid like the tards in the news because she couldn't handle a fucking comment made at no one in particular.
I read celeb blogs for the snark because making fun of celebs is funny shit. I don't like arguing or holding grudges with some anon who will never meet me to do anything about that shit. If the comment doesn't apply to you, then keep it moving. If you're the type who wants to just talk shit, then take your lumps like you dish them out. At the end of the day, it's all entertainment. Oh yeah, fuck all three of those triangle bitches! ===============================================>
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Brad Pitt's cuteness certainly wore off. Look at the size of his pores! Orange peel skin, eeeewwwww
Submitted by Keane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:45pm.
I'm not sure whether she had a facelift or not but first of all there's absolutely no way she's 33. I've said this time and time again but the friend who's husband was in the film the Matrix 2 says that all actors go by a good 5 years below their real age
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Shit, really? Does that mean Aniston is really going on 45? and Courtney has to be about 50 and then Brad's photo would make sense cause he'd really be about 50 as well. Damn, is everyone in Hollyweird in on this shit? I feel duped! But on a positive note - Jen and Courtney look fucking FANTASTIC for their ages :-)
Diego,
Oh I KNOW it will make me cry! I read the book! I know the three scenes that will have me crying like a child! That's why I am seeing that shit in the privacy of my own home!
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Ok...Who let the crazy out of her room??
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keane, no shit about the 5 year age thing, huh? hm, makes sense but Ive never heard that!
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Yay, Keane!
*standing and applauding*
LOL at my type-o littered statement. Must be the lack of meds.
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This photograph is ridiculous...come on...we get it already...you're an artist, you're real, you're gritty...
Real people do not purposely try to look like ass in photographs.
I have never gone to the Olan Mills Studio and said please make me look like a leathery, chewed up, alcoholic pepaw.
never, not one time...
U know, maybe next time i get a real good, crusted over zit, i'll find a famous photographer to "celebrate" it's crustiness.
stiletto - I ithink you gave away your true age (or at least maturity levile) with "hit your momma" comment. Re-red what I wrote you. I addressed on comment to you merely stating facts.
I think it's you who may need meds. Paranoid much?
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I'm not sure whether she had a facelift or not but first of all there's absolutely no way she's 33. I've said this time and time again but the friend who's husband was in the film the Matrix 2 says that all actors go by a good 5 years below their real age. Hollywood is very ageist (as is the music industry) so all actors/singers go with a good 5 yrs younger than their real age. Amy Winehouse and Duffy included, both say they're about 25 when in reality anyone who isn't blind can see they're both around 30. Even my friend's hubby went for 5 yrs younger than his real age so even the not very famous ones do it believe me. Oh and all presenters do it too, I know that from my tv production stage. So there's no way Ange is 33, I'd say she's at least 37-38. She wouldn't be popping out kids as if her life depended on it if she was 33. So a facelift is possible. She most definitely has had major nose work though I can tell you that for sure. Was watching that clip of her with Billy Bob on tv the other day when she's brags about screwing in the limo and her nose is a lot bigger, even a bit ugly looking to be honest, she's had a lot taken off it. And most celebs have many, many different surgeries, they often have everything done, and I'm sure she's no exception. Plus heroin use ages you by a good 10 yrs so she's easily aged more than she should have done.
And to whoever it is who's saying that we're sad people projecting our insecurities on to this situation, I'm a single lesbian considerably younger than Angelina so how on earth would that apply to me? I discuss them a lot cos whether we like it or not they're the most famous couple in the world and they're constantly ramming their images in our faces and whoring out their personal lives. And it is most infuriating, especially when there's an ex-wife on the scene who has to constantly listen to what a dream their family life is and how fucking sexy they both consider themselves to be. Sensitive? Not much. Desperate for attention? Yeah maybe. Irritating the shit out of me most of the time? Abso-fucking-lutely. Hence I talk about it quite a lot. Angelina Jolie is one of those people who think the normal rules don't apply to her. She thinks she can roll in shit and still come out smelling of roses cos of some cleverly played PR. And lots of people are dumb enough to buy it, but people here aren't, so shoot us.
I kinda read the book. I didn't really get into the book, but I really did like the movie. I ain't ashamed to admit it made me cry. Plus, it had Jennifer and after that GQ cover she's had me questioning my sexuality. The first few scenes of her in her wedding dress are just . . . I don't have any words. For me, that alone was worth the ticket.
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Submitted by stilletto_lover on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:36pm.
big bad threats on the internet, hm?
pussy
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Submitted by stilletto_lover on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:36pm.
Why shouldn't we mess with you, huh? Are you some kind of word genius who takes internet insults to a level beyond that of the most conditioned dlister? I think not, my friend.
Seriously Two Drink, get off my dick and go argue with a therapist or some shit because obviously I hit a nerve. I clearly stated some, not all are projecting. If you know where you stand on the issue, then why heckle me by repeatedly addressing my comment? I am not the one, okay? You'd rather hit your own momma than fuck with me. For real. ===============================================>
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Trina_kat on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:07pm.
I completely agree with you. What I find troubling is the fact that the people on this site are actually rabid about this stupid topic about people they do not know. I personally do not care enough about what any celebrity does enough to write stupid and insulting comments about them or a situation which does not involve me. I do not care if he cheated or who he cheated with or who said what or who is a whore. These people are actors all I want them to do is Act. And you people who are so angry about what a bunch of people who you have no affiliation did or did not do or said or did not say need to be medicated. seriously!!
- But you REALLY CARE ABOUT US!!!
And, yes, it is obvious you post at JJ so I suggest you go back there.
Please don't feel the need to climb out of the Ivory Tower you built yourself to look down your nose at us heathen folks and spout off your fancy indignation's.
Now, my med's are wearing off and I have to eat something with my afternoon regimen.
Oh and Fuck you very much for caring about not caring about our caring.
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Submitted by Trina_kat on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:07pm.
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So, tell me again what the hell you are doing on a GOSSIP SITE? Jayzus!
Diego!!
Did you read the book? I'm curious how the movie stood against the book.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Why is he still talking about this? It's such a non-story. He's OLD and stupid.
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After seeing Marley and Me I still say this douche is a dumbass. Jennifer Aniston could turn me in a second.
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Submitted by Trina_kat on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:07pm.
Fuck off and die you judgemental bitch.
Trina_kat I don't understand what the fuck you are doing here? AND I'M OFF MY MEDS SO LOOK OUT!
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I completely agree with you. What I find troubling is the fact that the people on this site are actually rabid about this stupid topic about people they do not know. I personally do not care enough about what any celebrity does enough to write stupid and insulting comments about them or a situation which does not involve me. I do not care if he cheated or who he cheated with or who said what or who is a whore. These people are actors all I want them to do is Act. And you people who are so angry about what a bunch of people who you have no affiliation did or did not do or said or did not say need to be medicated. seriously
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HYPOCRITE! but you DO care enough about celebrities to come onto a gossip site, read threads, read bloggers comments and THEN respond to them! LMAO! Pot meet kettle.
No one is angry dear, except maybe you (towards the rest of us).
Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:21pm.
Who the fuck cares really? I work in a small office building with about 100 other people. Every 3 months or so some fellow cube dwellers decide they're more in love than anyone else in the world has ever been & must leave their spouses to be madly in love together. It's so lame. Almost as lame as the rightous judgemental morons that sit around talking about how horrible they are for leaving their crappy marriages to jump into a new crappy relationship. And then the cycle resets & it happens all over again. Snark is fun, but anyone that really honestly forms an opinion about these stupid famewhores & their timeline of screwing needs to be blasted off into outerspace somewhere.
I completely agree with you. What I find troubling is the fact that the people on this site are actually rabid about this stupid topic about people they do not know. I personally do not care enough about what any celebrity does enough to write stupid and insulting comments about them or a situation which does not involve me. I do not care if he cheated or who he cheated with or who said what or who is a whore. These people are actors all I want them to do is Act. And you people who are so angry about what a bunch of people who you have no affiliation did or did not do or said or did not say need to be medicated. seriously!!
K2 -
I believe awfulplasticsurgery.com has the scar pics. One behind each ear, raised and red...meaning fresh. Dumbass forgot to wear her hair down
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I saw the photo of Donia Fiorentino and she looks identical to Jolie (same high forehead,nose,lips). Goes to show that Jolie's look is manufactured! She wasn't born that way. Also, they said the scars could be from getting her ears pinned back (lol).
I love how the commenters are taking heat for keeping this triangle alive...I do recall these three comments made BY WHO??
1. Not everyday kids can see the film where their parents fell in love.
2. Uncool
3. Jen's a sweetheart, we still keep in touch.
Um, yup. It's gotta be us. I'm just projecting my own failed relationships wha wha...please.
We have all played a role in situations like this. Victim, Black Widow, Roving eyes cheat pick one...I think we have all at least played one in our lives.
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Not only does he looks like he was born in the late 1800s, but he talks like it too
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Well it's my own fault. I went to JJ and didn't even get as far as the comments. Bradders is quoted as saying this:
On photographing Angie for W magazine’s November 2008 photo spread: “We have fun working together; these things bring you closer. And let me tell you, it’s really sexy to see your loved one through the lens. I went much further [than the cover shot of Jolie breast-feeding]. I didn’t show those.”
Oh thanks a bunch Brad.What did you do? Cover the lens with a rubber glove and play gynaecologists? You must have a wide angel lens to get it all in. Please shut up you moronic shit- get out your junior dictionary and look up ‘private’
*thinks* Holy shit- there’s sex tape isn’t there. Oh dear.
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O/T Why is Piggezs book being pimper here?
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Submitted by stilletto_lover on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:25pm
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I see no personal projection. This is a gossip site where we comment on the goings on of the celebs. To project on this would be like saying our lives are a mess cause we say Britney's is. Or we are crackheads cause Wino loves the drugs.
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Jesus Christ, can you imagine how much of a twat he'd be if he stayed with fishsticks? The world might implode from that high a level of douchbaggery.
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She seems very young for a face lift- maybe she cutting again?
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