SJP Is Ready To Gallop Away!
SJP has had it with Matthew Broderick's lies, cheating and drama! Well, that's what you deal with when you're shacking up with a gay. And she also probably got sick of his fresh dick cheddar breath and constant use of jazz hands. Seriously, I picture Matthew Broderick using jazz hands for everything. When he says "good morning," when he says "goodnight" and especially when he pops one. Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy.
SJP is getting sick of all that drama queen shit, so she's moving the fuck out of their big gay townhouse. That's what Star Magazine claims anyway. Their sources said SJP has hired a broker and is looking for her own apartment. "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives. They spent the holidays with him, pretending to be happy. SJP is a great actress when she has to be!"
I wish I could make a bitch about that "great actress" comment, but even I have to admit that her performance in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun was riveting.
Why does she have to move out?! Isn't she's the one who's putting carrots and sugar cubes on the table? Besides, it wasn't cheap to install that stable and trough in the basement. He should get his jazz hand-loving ass out of there and into a Chelsea studio with a small kitchenette like a real gay!
And it makes sense that Miley's "first kiss" is with a homo dude's chin.
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I'M DYING with the jazz hands....
Damn it why, why oh why oh why oh why. Damn. Darn.
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Everytime I see him he looks bloated and miserable...all scowly and mean. She can do wayyy better than him. He is ewwww
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:59am.
I don't know why he would hide it. He's a fabulous actor. I mean, I love him. I'm inclined to think he was bi and just got gayer as he got older... lol. You know what I mean? I've seen that happen a lot... maybe it's as simple as you become more you as you age!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:21pm.
Help me out on this one:
Did she play Chris Penn's girlfriend in the 80's film classic, Footloose?
Btw, i'm jonesing for that soundtrack. I must have listened to that thing a gazillion times. Hell, I might still have the cassette tape.
People are going to give me some wierd looks as i'm blasting "Let's Hear It for the Boy" on my beat box. Eff 'em.
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YES, she did ! Her name was Rusty. I have Footloose saved on my DVR from a couple of weeks ago - our son was visiting and saw it on the list and was snickering at me. I had to give him the stink eye.
Poor Chris Penn - I love when he's learning to dance to Let's Hear It For the Boy !
As for SJP, the only time she's a style icon is when someone else dresses her for a movie or a premiere. She just has a body that fits designer clothes well, but on her own she looks homeless.
They gave GJWHF last night it was pretty good lol. She looked kinda cute in it too.
Submitted by cringe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:59pm.
men just suck! You go Sarah! hold your pony tail high and give a loud *Neigh!* whilst kicking him sharply in the balls with your little pony hooves!
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If I was as ugly as she is, I could never be as confident as she is. I wish I had that confidence. My hat's off to her... I wish her luck in finding a real man.
men just suck! You go Sarah! hold your pony tail high and give a loud *Neigh!* whilst kicking him sharply in the balls with your little pony hooves!
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:59am.
I'm not either. Aren't the gay rumors fairly recent?
Haha. Miley's first kiss.
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I can't believe this post is about SJP. Go figure.
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Miley's first Kiss!!!! Ha, ha ha. Maybe it's the first kiss where prostitot wasn't paid. Maybe she's been doing the whole, "I don't kiss" thing like in Pretty Woman. Her daddy told her not to kiss boys, so she hasn't. But her daddy didn't say anything about fucking and posing for cell porn.
Seacrest is a Pitt, whatever that is.
I think it is fun when people get divorced because it is good for reading material when you wait on line at your local grocererer.
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Help me out on this one:
Did she play Chris Penn's girlfriend in the 80's film classic, Footloose?
Btw, i'm jonesing for that soundtrack. I must have listened to that thing a gazillion times. Hell, I might still have the cassette tape.
People are going to give me some wierd looks as i'm blasting "Let's Hear It for the Boy" on my beat box. Eff 'em.
I remember when she said he was grossed out by her pregnant belly when he walked in on her in the bathroom. That sounded like a dead marriage then. Maybe its not even his because I'm sure someone who is grossed out by a pregnant belly would do their best to keep the sperm away from the vagina.
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There's no need for these two to get a divorce because the only thing they share is that child.
I am sure his peen has never touched her pony poon!
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I'm still giggling over the jazz hands in bed and when he orgasms...hahahhaha, lol! SJP is wearing ripped jeans and Uggs?! What a fashion statement she is! This must be in with all the ponies...
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It's lunch time.
Not much time to read back all the comments.
So... be a dear and tell me why is J. Love's wedding off?
"Young and Pretty, New York City girl..." Ahhh Matthew, finally your able to be out and proud. Just like Richard Chamberlin and Mr. Zulu....at the very least Matt isn't humping his tricks in parking lots.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
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like who cares-cant they just divide the carrots and sugar cubes or what ever horses like and get on with it?
God these people are boring.....
They shortened the "Miley's First Kiss" headline from the original "Miley's First Kiss That Wasn't Her Dad - Now With Less Tongue!!"
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He is so obviously gay,I find it hard to believe she did not know.I like him way more than her though,she just bugs me.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Whatever, i hear hes gay anyhow...
Submitted by ricki lake: "Hugh Jackman, while he is my dream husband and is so songy and dancey, debonair, handsome, charming, smiley, and witty...is not teh ghey. So says my perfect gaydar."
Phew. There's still a chance, then...
Submitted by UKer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:24am
UKer, I never thought about Brit guys having dif body language and stuff so it may throw me off...still thinking about the guy I like here. He's got a photo up on his facebook with another guy kissing his cheek. Dead giveaway or do straight Brit boys do that?
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I'm not convinced Matthew has the gayness. Whay would he hide it? It's not like the theatre is chock full of straight talking hard men. It's jazz hands land, not a building site. Why would she marry a gay man when she's had some lovely blokes- RDJ! My god,I'd crawl over broken sequins to have a go on him.
Anyhoo, I like her and him and hope it all turns out well- damn something about her brings out my warm side even in the fucking snow the UK is suffering. Never mind,I spy a Brange thread- that will release my inner bitch.
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MIley's first kiss???
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That Travolta story is really low. Their kid just died. I mean, damn.
Hahaha. Yes, it is harder to tell with the Brits and Aussies, but I would say, if anything, my Gaydar only drops down to 95% accuracy with those guys, and Hugh is defintely, definitely straight. (No matter how hard I pray!!!)
I don't doubt for a second that Ricky Martin is gay, Seacrest is just a doofus, maybe metro at best but I don't think he's gay. I also know that the silver fox and Wentworth Miller are both gay but hey.... who gives two fucks if a guy likes it in the ass, not me, it's 2009 people should be free to fuck whomever they chose to fuck! get over it!
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Ricki Lake- are you sure your gaydar works right on Brits and Aussies? Their accents and different body languange throw me off.
Haha, you can believe whatever you want. Ryan Seacrest and Ricky Martin are like, tooooootally straight too!!! lol
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:10am.
Just go grab that Jackman bitch! Who knows? maybe you're too far from his ass for your gaydar to work 100%
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I like Horsey, I can't help it. If MB has the ghey, that sucks for her. She needs a real man like Mr. Big...
On Jett Travolta: I read somewhere on line (and maddeningly cannot find it now) that Anne Archer (a scientologist) said that it was visually obvious Jett was mentally handicapped. So, a source close to both the cult AND the family has confirmed something that we suspected.
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I love SJP and she has dated some fine men like Robert Downey Jr and JFK Jr (there's a funny story about her showing up to pick him up at the airport nude), but she don't look like she used too.
But then again neither does Broderick (Ferris he isn't). Hopefuly she can rope her in some nice NYC billionaire. Her mistake was marrying gay old Broderick and wasting her looks on him.
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firstly, I don't live in NY so I havaen't had the pleasure to encounter the very lovely Mr broderick, but hey...if he ever decided to bring his toy boy (that's how we used that expression in England)to London and if I'm lucky enough to meet him, I shall keep you informed; until then I chose to believe that someone as liberal as MB would be honest and say if he were gay, he is not a mad sciento-twat, he is Ferris motherfucking Buller!
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
Maybe if I cut myself a vagina, gain 50 pounds, and smash up my face in the grill of a speeding BMW driven by Billy Joel I can finally win the affections of my main man Hugh.
Very funny shit ricki! :)
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Q. Why is Travolta blaming himself for Jett's death??
A. B/c of his fudged up 'church', that's why!! My condolences to the Travolta family, but that's the truth.
Just hope he quits their @$$es now for Ella's sake!!
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Good luck to SJP. She can act. My heart goes out to the Travoltas.
I feel a bit bad for raggin' on Ms. Jackman, but damn...she is just not cute, and he is sex on legs. They remind me of the couples I always used to see on RICKI LAKE, a magical land where all rail-thin beanpole men seemed to be into morbidly obese women. Maybe if I cut myself a vagina, gain 50 pounds, and smash up my face in the grill of a speeding BMW driven by Billy Joel I can finally win the affections of my main man Hugh. Sigh...
Submitted by UKer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:02am.
PLEASE....we can all claim shit, anyone could go on the internet and say whatever they wanna say about whomever thay want to say it, it doesn't mean it's true.
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i'm really not kidding. Damn Ricki Lake for being such a hit n' runner, but seriously, he probably has some really good gossip on Broderick.
and if you have stories that will make my head spin, i wanna hear!!!
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Ugh, ok, anyone with eyes can tell Matthew Broderick is gay. That's number 1. It's not like we're trying to claim Brad Pitt is gay. Come on people, save the self-righteous indignation like we're working for a news outlet or something.
Number 2...it is fairly well out in the open in NY theater circles. Matthew Broderick shows up everywhere with his little boytoys, and is (un)surprisingly never seen with Sarah (or the children, who were basically for SJP and thus she raises them) except at high-profile premieres and the like. You do the math.
Number 3...see numbers 1 and 2.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:45am.
The 'Matthew Broderick is gay' "rumors" come from his utter, utter homosexness.
Hugh Jackman, while he is my dream husband and is so songy and dancey, debonair, handsome, charming, smiley, and witty...is not teh ghey. So says my perfect gaydar. Sigh. (So, if somebody could explain his fugly, fugly wife to me, that'd be great. Thanks.)
His wife is also an actress and they met on a show they did together. I have seen her being interviewed and she was absolutely lovely. She has also set up some kind of foundation to help other people trying to adopt in Australia because it can take 5-10 yrs for an adoption and she is trying to lessen the time and such.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:00am.
fishy, fishy, fishy
the CO$ scares the shit out of me.
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ppffft The CO$ can kiss my Jewish ass. Them beeshes don't mess with us.
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:57am.
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PLEASE....we can all claim shit, anyone could go on the internet and say whatever they wanna say about whomever thay want to say it, it doesn't mean it's true.
I, on the other hand, work in the media and could tell you stories that would make your head spin but I won't :P
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:33am.
Since Jett is at the top of the page, it's kind of on topic, right?
TMZ reported that the cause of death was a seizure, and that there was no bump on the head.
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fishy, fishy, fishy
the CO$ scares the shit out of me.
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