Carmen Electra Wants Moooore Wire Hangers!
When I think of wire hangers. I think of Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in a facial mask and housecoat. I also think of old timey DIY abortions done in some seedy halfway house. Well, Carmen Electra thinks of sexy times! Of course she does.
Unfortunately, Carmen wouldn't say exactly how she uses wire hangers while busting nuts, she only said, "A little pleasure, a little pain. It's all about fun."
It sounds like all pain, no pleasure. I'm on Team Crazy Crawford, because I can't stand wire hangers. I buy the cheap plastic shit at KMart, but it's still better than evil wire hangers. If my lovah pulled out a wire hanger, I'd call 911. Spank me with a plastic or huggable hanger, but keep that wire shit away from me!
Furthermore, if you need a wire hanger to feel anything "down there," then it's time to stick your privates in a Fed Ex box, wish it luck and send it on some much-needed time apart. You'll tell your privates it's a vacation, but it's really going in to get tightened, rotated (clockwise) and re-locked. Jiffy Lube is having a post-holiday special. They sent me a coupon.
(Thanks Alex)
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Carmen Electra's a delusional skank.
Ever since she was fucking Dave Navarro, she's been perpetuating this "Look at me! I'm a bondage queen!" bullshit.
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Gah, I hate wire hangers too. They get all bent and tangled up with each other. I also go for the cheap plastic ones.
And somehow Carmen Electra looks the same as she used to, and yet very "unfresh" and not that attractive anymore.
I like wire hangers too:)
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Sex and wire hangers reminds me of Christian Bale in "American Psycho".
Why must the hot ones always be serial killers?
fucking aye.
Put that back in my closet please.
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my husband casually spanked me once with a wire hanger & i had him do it a couple more times to make sure i definitely did NOT like it...if you get the right twang in your wrist those things hurt like a bitch! not fun.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:06am
Are you kidding me? Those bitches are billionaires and okay Flint worked hard to form his empire, but Joe Francis? Are you shitting me? He should consider himself lucky to have the money he has. I hope Congress tells them to f-ck off. There are people out there that actually need the cash.
I have NO WIRE HANGERS! issues just like Joan. I wouldn't beat a kid with one Crawford-style, but I won't have one in my house.
Maybe she's got an itch she just can't scratch?
There was a guy in my home town that died of asphyxiation because he used to put his head through a wire hanger, loop the hanger part around his headboard slat and choke himself while he jacked off for the high it gave him. His last name was Yonkers, which alone is funny, but he was a weirdo and you guessed it, his nickname was Bonkers. I really hope this is what Carmen is doing with hangers, because evidently, you'll wind up dead.
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Second to The Color Purple and Gone With the Wind who are tied as my most favorite movies of all time, Mommy Dearest is a very close 2nd... I have memorized almost every word, and you have made my DAY! with this post!
"...Answer me! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag! You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger! We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed!! All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out!!!!!!!! You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why!? Why!? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed!! You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up! Get up! Clean up this mess!!!"
I always relate to the "$2-a week furnished room in some 2-bit back street town" except mine is $800 a month, in brooklyn...
Ah. The classics.
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I give up: how? If it's hitting, there are far better objects for that. And why am I spending any time worrying what CE does with hangers?
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Wow, this is graphic.
At this point, she will show up to the opening of an envelope.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:43am.
Farrah- avie change, per your request. I just took a little while to do it. :o)
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mmm... i still see fatso... lemme refresh, refresh, refresh...
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Farrah- avie change, per your request. I just took a little while to do it. :o)
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:18am.
Been there, done that! (I'm really good at kicking my shoes off from across the room and hitting targets dead on!)
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even a moving target? mmm.. the chanclas of doom!
on t: Carmen.. tic,tac...14:59..
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If you just look at her forehead and the top part of her hair she kinda looks like Bo Derek in "10". (Sorry Bo!)
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Monistat, stupid bitch.
she is hot she gets away with being dumb and unsafe
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:15am.
you can always whack him in the head with a dirty chancla...
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Been there, done that! (I'm really good at kicking my shoes off from across the room and hitting targets dead on!)
at first i thought that was lauren conrad?
No wire hangers EVER!!!!!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:12am.
But wire hangers are cold! If I touch any part of my BF's body with so much as a cold finger tip he shreiks like a little girl and flails. Hm.
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you can always whack him in the head with a dirty chancla...
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Maybe the hangers are so she can make even more of that cheap looking wire jewelry she's wearing.
Where the heck is that picture from? She's sitting in a 60 year old metal lawn chair that needs a new coat of paint and there's a giant CRAB in the net next to her.
But wire hangers are cold! If I touch any part of my BF's body with so much as a cold finger tip he shreiks like a little girl and flails. Hm..
When she's blonde, she looks like Sally Struthers.
And we all know how THAT ends. *snerk*
parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:00am.
I think she's been hit with a wire hanger in the head one too many times.
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lmao exactly what I was going to say
PSL- I think only banks have access to the bailout.
OMG guys, look at this shit!
Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant -- Congress.
Flynt (the "Hustler" guy) and Francis (the "Girls Gone Wild" dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn -- citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago.
are they fucking KIDDING?
where's MY fucking bailout? It would cost the gov a hell of a lot less than 5 billion!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
As PSL and Mawy said: she just wants attention. She's one of those women who NEEDS to be perceived as sexy 100% of the time.
Pathetic.
If someone thought hitting me with a wire hanger sounded like a fun sexy-time idea, I would wrap it around their neck and hang them from the ceiling fan then I would swat at them with a baseball bat - kinda like a pinata. Wait...I'm getting aroused...?
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It kind of looks like when a woman gets that Japanese straightening and then the hair starts to grow, so the end parts are straight but the roots are curly. That cracks me up. In junior high, the girls used to have curly ends and straight roots.
Billie, that rippling effect on her hair looks to be the result of braiding when wet and letting dry.
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I think she's been hit with a wire hanger in the head one too many times.
STFU Carmen, you are fucking useless. Go away.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
She just wants some attention. Your time is up, Carmen. Quit while you're ahead. Learn something from Pamela Anderson.
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Joan would be very cross with Carmen!
Here's her reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUZdXUI3VKo&feature=related
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Wire Hangers? Im trying to think the dirtiest thoughts and try to imagine how that would be hot..and I can't come up with anything
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What's going on with her hair on top of her head? It looks all....rippling and weird, for lack of a better description...
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