The Silver Fox & Puppies!!!!
If Mah Boo Anderson Cooper was in a collar and playing with my ass like it was a chew toy, this would be heaven. And Mah Boo can be as rough as he wants. My ass can take it. It's NASA tested.
The Daily Show aired CNN's Puppedential Debate hosted by Mah Boo. When someone sent me this clip, I went on CNN's website to find the entire debate for America's First Dog. Yes, my brain is officially made of mushed-up Zingers. Now I know what my mom meant when she told everyone that I was a "unique" child. Or maybe she was talking about how I used to wear her pantyhose around the house as a wig.
Anyway, Mah Boo and PUPPIES!!!! Doesn't this make your genitals quiver? Why didn't they sell tickets to this monumental event? I would have had a reason to sniff at Mah Boo's foxhole without getting dragged away by his security....AGAIN.
And I could die with a smile on my b-hole if the Silver Fox pointed at me and said, "Get this bitch off the stage!" Actually, that's probably what he wanted to say while hosting New Year's Eve with Kathy Griffin. I love Mah Boo more than I love my bong.
(Thanks to all you precious souls who sent this to me.)