The Silver Fox & Puppies!!!!
If Mah Boo Anderson Cooper was in a collar and playing with my ass like it was a chew toy, this would be heaven. And Mah Boo can be as rough as he wants. My ass can take it. It's NASA tested.
The Daily Show aired CNN's Puppedential Debate hosted by Mah Boo. When someone sent me this clip, I went on CNN's website to find the entire debate for America's First Dog. Yes, my brain is officially made of mushed-up Zingers. Now I know what my mom meant when she told everyone that I was a "unique" child. Or maybe she was talking about how I used to wear her pantyhose around the house as a wig.
Anyway, Mah Boo and PUPPIES!!!! Doesn't this make your genitals quiver? Why didn't they sell tickets to this monumental event? I would have had a reason to sniff at Mah Boo's foxhole without getting dragged away by his security....AGAIN.
And I could die with a smile on my b-hole if the Silver Fox pointed at me and said, "Get this bitch off the stage!" Actually, that's probably what he wanted to say while hosting New Year's Eve with Kathy Griffin. I love Mah Boo more than I love my bong.
(Thanks to all you precious souls who sent this to me.)
Dang! That beautiful yellow lab in a cone looks more than a might bit like Hot Slut of the Week Toby from the Stanley Steemer Commercial! Moonlighting per chance?
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you're sick, but i love ya.
That was hilarious
I was actually at the taping of the show; when Jon Stewart announces the winner of the debate as Anderson Cooper you can barely hear me yelling out "SILVERFOX!"
Aw, that sounded like your own person heaven right there Mk...Anderson Cooper AND puppies sound like an excellent mix!
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lol that was cute
I seriously love AC!! I literaly spit my Coke Zero onto my computer because I was laughing so effin hard. Thanks for posting. "Somebody get that bitch off the stage."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:03pm.
Juuurl... yesterday, on twitter I did this:
@andersoncooper MAH BOO! Michael K loves you ANDERSON! about 15 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to andersoncooper
Today I am professing your love for him so you can all three get married and have baby puppies and live happily ever afters.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:54am
*returns from toilet times clean up*
I sent the towel to the laundry.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
luscious_t,
Oh absolutely! Huge diff with a hairless dog.
Just saying that the allergy is triggered by the dander in the saliva, not the hair...
Bradi!
LOL! *hands her a wet towel*
Clean up on aisle #1!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
i think we need someone to post the SNL Digital Short of Jizzed in My Pants for this one!
i saw this on The Daily Show and immediately thought "if i wasn't a fat bitch in bed already, i'd get up and send it to MK."
but i am a fat bitch, i was already in bed so, yeah....sorry about that.
MAH BOO!!!!!!!!!
awww that made my morning, sure beats seeing him in a flak jacket outside of gaza.nice to know he has enough self deprecating humor to not take all this too seriously. LOVES AC!!!
MAH BOO & TEH PUPPEHS!!!
I saw this and jizzed my panties. John Stewart said, "That's right Mother Fuckers, we got Anderson Cooper to do this!"
It's no secret Mah Boo LURVES the doggy fwends.
And no, he isn't conceited, he admits OPENLY he is just socially awkward to the extreme.
Still a bit dyslexic and not the most confidant.
He's protective and guarded and with good reason.
Ok, I'm feeling the tingle of my loonness, I'll stop.
I LOVE HIM!!!!♥
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
There is a huge diff though with the dogs sold as hypo-all. For example, I grew up with schnauzers and let me tell you, you didn't have dog hair on your clothes, furniture, etc.
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
Last I read they're shipping him off to the Middle East and Hamas. Guy has to choose between being a Dan Rather or a puff-piece pro, especially after the New Year's Eve debacle and his non-stop giggling (which even the NYT found "annoying").
KD,
There are dogs that are MORE hypoallergenic, but all dogs shed and produce dander. A totally hypo dog is a myth perpetuated mainly by breeders. (esp poodle and poodle "designer dogs" hybrids)
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:21am.
All this nonsense about hypoallergenic dogs. Myth and rubbish.
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There aren't any hypoallergenic dogs? Please explain. I almost got one before I got my Rustyboo.
I can't see the video because my player needs to be upgraded and my company is behind in that area. Pfff.
*sniff sniff*greeting all Dlisters*Stewart and Anderson and PUPPEHS!!! what a good mornin!
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
grapedrinkbaby nice avie! I just watched Half Baked again last weekend.
I hope Coop is reading dlisted, I really do!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Oh! A Jon Stewart / Anderson sammie!!! Yum!
All this nonsense about hypoallergenic dogs. Myth and rubbish.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Oooh, ricki, I've heard about the Latino twinks, too!
At our New Year's Eve party, one of the guys was SHOCKED to hear that Anderson is gay. He goes, "Oh, I really thought he was an intelligent guy. I really liked him" *shakes head in wonder* You know we jumped all over him for saying that.
Frankly on the whole I prefer jon stewart. His giggle is better too!
Oh yes I did!
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:54am.
awwww that's so sweet.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Hekki...yeah, I mean, I'm sure he might be nice, but people can be conceited and nice at the same time. I've never met the man so I can't really comment personally. I haven't heard terrible things about him, just...negative, I guess. I don't really despise him as much as I claim, I just get tired of seeing his face everywhere lol. (And yes, he really DOES go for the young Latino twinks! lol)
ricki lake: Is he really conceited? That's a shame. My SIL worked at CNN and said he was nice, but that was a few years ago before he hit it big. And she's so full of herself, she probably wouldn't recognize the symptoms anyway.
I still have a good opinion of him though.
Cooper is so hot and he is even hotter because he is funny...love him!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I saw this! And immediately thought of MK at the time. His two loves...puppies and Ma Boo on the same stage.
I adore Anderson Cooper...don't care what he is like in real life, as I will never see him in real life...let me keep my fantasies.
Canadian Link:
Jan 5 show, 2nd clip.
http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/showdetails.aspx?a=b&u=1&sid=3350&c...
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Even my southern belle grandmother with advanced alzheimers LOVES, LOVES, LOVES Anderson Cooper...
seriously, she forgets my father's name but has a twinkle in her eye when she talks of Anderson...and she always brings up how he survived his brother's untimely death
Anderson, puppies, and giving an alzheimer's memaw the warm fuzzies...
it doesn't get much better than this folks
How freaking awesome. MK has officially made me an Anderson Cooper fan. But I gotta admit I voted for the Shiba Ina 6 for hot slut
Chulcha Vulcha...what an ugly-cute kitty!
And yes, from his 24/7 self-aggrandizement parade on TV to what I hear from the NYC homos, he is completely full of himself. I mean, I suppose it would probably be hard not to be, when you're a Vanderbilt, a news celebrity, and on millions of people's crush lists around the country. I still don't really find it any less annoying. (We do share a love of young Latino twinks though! lol)
Excellent way to start the day! Love it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He's not insuffereably full of himself, is he? (Genuine question - I'm from the UK, so mostly know of him from here.)
Has Anderson Cooper ever gone on The Daily Show? I'd love to see him trading sexy wits with Jon Stewart.
LOVESANDERSON is gonna need Depends!
i didn't know Tha Boo could be that funny.
and sad.. my dad smells of Bengay and Aqua Velva.. but he's 76!
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I watched this highlarity the other night and couldn't stop the visions of MK making cooing
noises in front of his television.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Oh Anderson Cooper. I remember when you were attractive and not insufferably full of yourself. What happened?
I love Mah Boo more than I love my bong.
That's a bold statement MK. It must be love.
Awww now I get the Cooper love.