Tuesday, January 6th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Brody Jenner's new douchemance. But he'll have to share with the pre-op on the left - Towleroad

Jim Carrey should be wearing the bikini - Egotastic!

Three fugs in a row - Hollywood Tuna

Jakey and I feed our dogs the same shit! Meant to be.... - Popsugar

Goop talks poop - Hollywood Rag

Hot trash picking up trash - Just Jared

Shenae Grimes is a fucking idiot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Hugh Jackman in lethah - Lainey Gossip

Elephant and dog: a beautiful love story - Cityrag

Cameron Diaz would look prettier if she was holding that bag higher - I'm Not Obsessed

I wish they would say "Bye Bye" to this idea - SOW

Tim Allen is having a baby - ICYDK

John Mayer totally wants to lick Pete Wentz's clitty - Celebitchy

This will be even better than Tempestt Bledsoe's talk show - Socialite Life

Posted by: Michael K


Miss Priss's picture

HI Amanda!!!!!♥

Fug fug fug everywhere! Petey Wentz sure has the fug!

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missy's picture

from the author of celebitchy on wentz and mayer:

they share a self preoccupation they try to justify with pseudo intellectualism.

UH-HUH!!!!!!!!!!!! truer words were never spoken!

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Salem13's picture

I had no idea you could contain so much ugly in one place.

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Jim Carrey and Jenny look so old in the face..I saw them on ellen the pother day and they just look old and droopy

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Christmas is over :(

M.E.'s picture

I don't give a flying fuck about any of this. LOL.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Fishticks could lose a good eight pounds if we struck off her head. If she's cutting out condiments, I guess she can't be swallowing Chris Martin's tartar sauce.

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DR.FUNK's picture

The ELEPHANT/DOG story...awww. Made my day.

Madam Pince's picture

Fellow Dlisters, we need to start a fund so we can hire a hitman to eliminate Fishsticks and her fuckin' GOOP.

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Amanda's picture

A picture so full of FUG.