Afternoon Crumbs

Hugh Jackman's sooo freaking freaking Hot!

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Why is she so worried about having a fucking flat stomach. She should be more worried about those fucking flat pancake tits of hers that are so fucking ugly.

Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:23pm.
I thought Cammie looked different. How cool is it that she got a huge zit on her right cutlet?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

so, cameron got her cheeks done? for fucks sake with these women. what do they think they are going to look like at 60? freaks all around.

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The McCanns Did It

I'm surprised St. Paltrow doesn't live on light and love alone. Pretentious Cow.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.

Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 5:13pm.

Yeah, Linda has that constant "surprised" look going.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Gwyneth Paltrow is so full of crap. She thinks her lifestyle is some magical way to a healthier life, but considering her self-admitted weight gain, it's obvious her diet has failed her. It must be pretty hard living on lettuce and birdseed. She's a yo-yo dieter like 90% of America and when the pants get tight, she goes on "detox" binges. That certainly can't be healthy when compared to consistent balanced eating. Gwynnie, where's your self discipline? Her diet has done nothing for her other than a trip to the ER last year, a bitchy demeanor, a cunty husband and a marriage on the rocks. Yeah, she knows the right way to live, snort. Give me a handful of nuts (hahaha) and a spoon of ice cream any day.

Elephant and dog story made me get a bit misty. There's just something about dogs.

Elephant and dog: a beautiful love story - Cityrag

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MK, you sentimental schmuck. This story had bawling, and then snuggling the stuffing out of my little kitty Chunky. This story is so sweet, my teeth are aching.

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 5:18pm.
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Me too. I love that story.

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"Je fume,je bois,je baise.Triangle équilatéral."
~Gainsbourg

Hugh Jackman in lethah - Lainey Gossip

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Sweet Lord, Hugh Jackson is too much hotness for me.

*Swoon in a fan girlie fashion*

I'm a sucker because elephants and dogs are my two favorite types of animals, but that elephant and dog story is one of the greatest things ever.

And I've been wanting to visit that elephant sanctuary for a while.

I was hoping that wasn't Linda Thompson in that pic...she had totally mutilated her face I see. That woman was Elvis' girlfriend for 4 years and used to be on Hee Haw (my parents made me watch that shit cause they are rednecks). She was very pretty, now I just see yet another Joker smiling Madam puppet.
I love the dog and elephant friendship, I have a dog who is the opposite of that...he hates every living creature including other dogs, fish, flies, if it has eyeballs to stare at him, he hates it and wants to murder it.

She does not like Chocolate? Ok she is officially weird.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
Who doesn't like chocolate?!
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I've heard of someone who was allergic to it. I don't remember who, though. Other than that, I don't see what there's NOT to like.

Submitted by Miss Priss: "Who doesn't like chocolate?!"

I know, right?

(Actually, my four year old daughter doesn't like chocolate. But it's not because she's trying to look righteous, she just doesn't like it.)

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Amen! No wonder Fishy and Vadge are so tight. They're both joyless, strident harpies.
And what kind of kill-joy doesn't like chocolate or candy? Sheesh!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I used to like Paltrow. Now she is just another hollywood stick. When you starve your body it finds what it needs in your bones and such. What is wrong with this people?

Hekki

Who doesn't like chocolate?!

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

GAH! Jaysis, Michael Phelps got beat by a whole forest of sticks from the ugly trees.

I have no money, no hope of ever getting man even close to the divine handsomeness of Hugh Jackman. But I if ever win Lotto, I would offering him $100,000 for his sperm so I can be Hugh Jackman's Baby Mama.

I don't want him to be unfaithful to his wife. I don't want him to leave his family. I just want to have his baby.

Is that too much? Should I seek help? Yeah, probably *LOL*

Stoney

Riiight!! lol

Sounds she's in Scientology boot camp or some crazy extreme shit like that

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

I posted this on CDAN yesterday and you regulars are probably tired of seeing this, but it's too good not to drag out again.

This is from www.dailycandy.com (and edited to delete all the boring stuff:
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August 17, 2000
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Favorite Things
Okay, so we can’t all look like her.
We can’t all have a personal assistant (with a mellifluous British accent) running about town fetching us things. But we can appreciate New York City the way sweet Gwynnie does.

Favorite haircut: John Sahag himself at John Sahag Salon, 425 Madison Avenue, second floor (212-750-7772).

Favorite panties: Cosabella thongs. Also available at La Petite Coquette on University Place.

Favorite dry cleaners: “I don’t know where she takes the dry cleaning.”

Favorite place to nosh: Sacred Chow. “I love it for all the wheat-free goodies, wheat-free banana nut bread.” 522 Hudson Street, between 10th and Charles Streets (212-337-0863).

Favorite coffee spot: “I don’t drink coffee.”

Favorite shoes: Manolos for dressy; Birkenstocks for everyday.

Chocolate: “I haaaaate chocolate.”

Candy: “I don’t eat candy.”
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How fucking nauseating was THAT?

The elephant and dog are the sweetest thing ever!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Deb

Imagine being so fucking worried about what you eat! I mean, it's one thing to eat healthy, and another thing to be a complete nazi about it! Gosh what a cunt! lol

My motto: eat whatever the fuck you want in moderation. You only live once!

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

"According to reports, banned substances in Gwyneth's post-holiday diet include: dairy, gluten, meat, shellfish, all processed food, fatty nuts, potatoes and other related vegetables, condiments, sugar, alcohol, caffeine
or fizzy drinks."

*blows head off*

Tim Allen is having a baby

Awwww, congrats to him!

~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:00pm.
What DOES Fishsticks eat? Gosh who wants to live like that!!!! *stuffs a handful of cashews in mouth*

I was wondering the same thing! Is she punishing herself?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Awe . . . Tara and Bella are so sweet together. If they're gayelle and into other species, I hope Bella is the top though ;) Also, real-life Bambi and Thumper are so much HWATTER than the Disney versions.

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

I don't even know why any network would waste their time with Jenner. He is a jerk and I don't know if any of you have seen his new show, Bromance, but it is really an embarrassment to all of mankind. I just don't get it. This show is the worst of the worst and I am sure he gets paid well for it. I think the world is coming to an end...

As far as Mr. Schwimmer, he needs to get his flippers (ears) pinned back. He looks like a tard.

Dolphin Boy looks at home out of the water or is he just happy that Brody is touching him?

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I get up around seven...Get outta bed around nine...And I don't worry about nothin' no 'cause worryin's a waste of my... time

*John Mayer praises BFF Pete Wentz’s self awareness*

"No matter where you go, Pete can tell you where the mirrors are"

That elephant and dog story was lovely. I love stories like that.

What DOES Fishsticks eat? Gosh who wants to live like that!!!! *stuffs a handful of cashews in mouth*

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

Why would ANYONE want to listen to ANYTHING Fishsticks has to say?

Know who should have a lifestyle newsletter? Phoebe Price.

Jenny's still got a slammin' body.

Yo Fishsticks! Shouldn't you be spending your time keeping the groupies off your husband, instead of goop?

"They purchased 3 extra apartments. 2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK

Aw, the elephant n the doggie. :)

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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."

Tim Allen. Mmmmm....
Real name: Timothy Allen Dick. true dis.

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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."

The only one worth reading about was the elephant/dog story. So fucking cute.

yeah this sucks

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

Jakey goes to PETCO, I go to PETCO - we're soulmates! Back off, MK! :P

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Phelps is so ugly he should just appear in the Olympics every four years and then go away.

hmm must be the weather.. not interested on clicking on any of the links. *back to sleep*

The elephant and his dog pal are adorable. And more attractive than the rest of these "crumbs".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

That (wo)man in the pic looks like my mother-in-law. Seriously. Two bolt-on grapefruit boobs and bleach-fried hair.

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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥

Brody looks like Jack Shepherd. That should be illegal. Speaking of Jack, how can you be on an island, and never shave yet never really grow a beard? It baffles me.
Oh sorry, am I off topic?

Cammy Diaz yikes

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08

I think M Rod looks kinda sexy in working gear picking up trash!

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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”