Wednesday, January 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!
Nothing comes between Brooke and her Ho-guns.
Ho-guns by Brooke Hogan coming out 2009 - gemibrat
Runners-up:
Another rejected cover photo for Sanjaya's new album. - JJ JJ
It seems like Katie got her denim drawer mixed up with Tom's today. - Cleancut
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Is she hanging upside down from a broken escalator ??
At least she tried to tone the look down with Keds.
It's a nice view until she turns around and smiles. Then you see it's Tommy Girl looking for the paparazzi with Suri in his arms.
April decided to let her inner wild-child out by not securing her right buttock.
Chapless ass.
pfft....
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
The back righthand strap came undone. Now it looks sorta trashy.
During her day out at the mall, Brooke Hogan was stunned no one seemed to notice her the her new brown locks... at least not the ones on her head.
Is she ever going to be embarassed when she realizes her clip undid!
Mommie made them just for me. She figures since she's destitute and rode hard and put away wet that she very much wants her daughter to end up the same way. Lovely..
"Thank goodness for The Contract," Tommy gasped, "I would have never noticed if Katy hadn't digitally captured my little incident with her implanted spy camera!"
Sincerely a fucking slut,
Wanted
Le-vile trollop.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTT* Oops, skooze moi!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by MrsKaren on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:49pm.
Mrs Karen, The Divine
You know what would've looked great with these assless chaps...? Clogs
.....You know what would've looked even better with these assless chaps...? An ASS!!!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
That thing better not be loaded, beeotch.
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Mrs Karen, The Divine
You know what would've looked great with these assless chaps...? Clogs.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit...
Multi-functional clothing. Yesterday she wore them as sleeves.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
...obviously you've never seen the 14 year old girls at my mall! This chick is practically wearing a burka!
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Somewhere in the world some perv is yanking his bellrope to this pic.....excuse me, bbl, *Thwack, thwack, thwack, thwack*
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
It seems like Katie got her denim drawer mixed up with Tom's today.
Why didn't anyone tell me Pam Anderson released a new line of jeans!
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Another rejected cover photo for Sanjaya's new album.
It is good that Clay Aiken is out of the closet but he really needs to rethink his wardrobe decisions.
Please God don't let Kim Kardashian wear a pair of these in public.
Not a caption, but I love the fact that someone went to the trouble to take a pic of this on the escalator. ha ha ha ha.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Mrs Karen, The Divine
"DOES THIS ASS MAKE MY JEANS LOOK BIG???"
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit...
Does this make my butt look big?
Canadian bridal wear.
What? These are my "fuck me" pants!!! Duh!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
The Church group takes a trip to the mall!
"Rock of Love" auditions: Second Floor"
THAT'S ENOUGH HOHAN!
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
Basement Level: Sale Cutlery and Dishware
First Floor: Discounted Handbags and Accessories
Second Floor: Ladies' Lingerie, half-off
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Times are tough. The A/C got even got turned off on the last day Mervyn's was open. But Sue Ann came prepared, y'all!
She has a case of CMS Cameron Mathison syndrome.
So um....you're friends with Brooke Hogan, eh?
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I see London
I see France
I see your glaring lack of
Underpants.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
With the sudden downturn in the economy, April could only afford part of the jeans. She decided to keep her legs warm. The ass would take care of itself. Also note that her ass got so hungry, it ate her panties for lack of money to buy real food.
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Boo! You whore.. - Mean Girls
(my friends would be saying, "Please god, don't let her fart.")
Nothing annoys Dlisters more than the phrase "assless chaps."
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
i see the moon
i see the stars
i see some lady's
big fat ass
She puts the Ass in Acid Wash.