Wednesday, January 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!
Nothing comes between Brooke and her Ho-guns.
Ho-guns by Brooke Hogan coming out 2009 - gemibrat
Runners-up:
Another rejected cover photo for Sanjaya's new album. - JJ JJ
It seems like Katie got her denim drawer mixed up with Tom's today. - Cleancut
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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:45pm.
AY Chihuahua!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:42pm.
This outfit is perfect when you're short on time, and are going in for an anus bleaching.
....also for when you are lunching at Taco Bell and forgot to take your Imodium....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
bend.. and SNAP!
This outfit is perfect when you're short on time, and are going in for an anus bleaching.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If she wears this to the mall, what does she wear at the clubs?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Young Melanie misses the cut at a Pussy Cat Dolls tryout.
When asses go hungry....
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Katie shows her support and sympathy for the Travoltas by wearing a pair of John's jeans she found it Tommy Boy's "playroom" out in public.
Crapface is the new Crapface
BRITNEY REARS.
I'm the hottest foxx in the whole trailer park!
One of the "couple of others" Hef and his hookers are considering.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
The old adage has never been more true: You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you can't take the West Virginia out of the girl.
White Cotton T - $25
Fancy Nancy Bag - $82
Getting to the airport and suddenly realizing that your teacher said "Class Trips" and not "Ass Clips" - Priceless
Katie must have escaped. How else do you explain pictures of Tommy Girl in his basement dungeon wear?
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You do what you gotta do during Hurricane season. Even if that means pooping in your yard.
Britney did a really good job convincing everyone she was well enough to drop the conservatorship...those Disney years really paid off in more ways than one!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Taking classy up the assy to a whole new level.
Do these pants make my ass look fat?
SuperK was here.
After all the publicity Katie got with Tommy's "boring" jeans, she decided to try these out.
Britney finds a loop-hole in Papa Spear's panty law.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Paris Hilton's new easy access jeans. Put it in, pull it out and be back on the dance floor in less than 5 minutes.
Jordan, not to happy with her current stylist, debutts her new Jord-Ass line of jeans. To follow is Peter Andre's new line of dungarees called dun-him.
Paris Hilton's new easy access jeans. Put it in, pull it out and be back on the dance floor in less than 5 minutes.
"Um excuse me...tranny cat doll, your straps undone,..and, i think you forgot to tuck!"
She's wearing this cuz she wants to release the inner ho. Just hope you're not standing behind her on that escalator when she does.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Victorias secret introduces "The everyday garter belt."
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
What a slut. Look you can see her bra through that white tank top. Sheesh. Kids these days.
Nothing comes between Brooke and her Ho-guns.
Ho-guns by Brooke Hogan coming out 2009
ø¤°º¤ aka Geminat ø¤ºø.
http://geminat.com
Hillbilly Hills Mall sneak escalator crotch shots.
Fucking whore, put 'em on the glass!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
The empress of Lucite in her former glory.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Obama's first act as president: solving the nation's crack problem.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
In the Bloomingdales sale, someone took the 'pants reduced' advert a little too seriously
Just my luck, I get stuck on the escalator behind Ali Lohan right after she ate some chili at the food court.
You put your right leg in / You take your right cheek out / You do the Hokey Cokey and you shake it all about ...
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. NOTHIN
assless chaps doesn't mean you get to wear them if you're assless
(ps hon, one word....squats!)
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Lindsay Lohan, apparently having ditched her painted-on leggings, attempts to bring back assless chaps a la Xtina back in the day.
Thank God Aretha Franklin didn't have this idea!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Moments later airport security arrived to investigate a large trunk that had a strap come un-done.
Now this really chaps my ass...
Lindsay Lohan's new design after she blew a hole through her septum and misses Sam on a lonely Saturday night.
Great News! Search for the Next Pussycat Doll is coming to a mall near you!
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MK in '08!!!!
I swear I just saw her father on the chair lift in Vail.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
JLo: The Selena Years
that's the last time I let my damn husband do the laundry.
Where is this dumb beyotch going? I hope she is on an escalator taking her up to a Vegas hotel room for the American Porn Awards show this week.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:41pm.
Nothing annoys Dlisters more than the phrase "assless chaps."
Haha. ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asscalator going up!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
What a ridiculous fashion faux pas. She forgot to clip part of her pants together.
When the moon hits your eye
'cause it's just two steps high-er
That's amore.