Wednesday, January 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!
Nothing comes between Brooke and her Ho-guns.
Ho-guns by Brooke Hogan coming out 2009 - gemibrat
Runners-up:
Another rejected cover photo for Sanjaya's new album. - JJ JJ
It seems like Katie got her denim drawer mixed up with Tom's today. - Cleancut
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One day after being sent home from school for breaking the school dress code banning low-rider jeans that show ass crack, Jenny returned in full compliance.
"You want some of this?"
"Hell no, look what it did to your pants."
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Do you feel a breeze...?
Even from that angle you can tell it's a Lohan!
the DUDE! abides...
Hope she waxed the kitty.
what the fuck are you looking at?
When someone makes a rude comment about your assless chaps, don't get angry.
Turn the other cheek!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Easy, breezy... beautiful?
Submitted by rockylife1968 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
It's obviously a strip mall.
hehe this made me giggle
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Christmas is over :(
It's obviously a strip mall.
Linday Lohans new clothing line.....Stick It Anywhere
Shopping at the mall, looking for some gear to buy...Wild Thing!
She wants to do the Wild Thing.
This one time, when I was at Band Camp....
Submitted by LawDog on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:36pm.
Do these pants make my ass look fat?
...I can't lie, it wasn't funny the first 3 times it was posted, in any variation....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
At what point is Ashlee Simpson's hub going to quit pimping her.
Let's see Brittany not wear underwear with those.
Do these pants make my ass look fat?
New, from JC Penny's: Mom Jeans for skanks! Go from day-shift stripper to midnight labor pains in these versatile jeans...also available in maternity wear.
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
She looks okay but something tells me she's bummed out.
:P
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Stairway to Asshole
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
Lilo's new line of buttless chaps come with or without the diamond encrusted thong. Obviously, Jenni couldn't afford the more expensive version and settled for the pair she got used on ebay.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:02pm.
"GAP Jeans"
OOOOO, funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Marcie was told to dress casual for the interview, she just wanted to make sure she got the job.
Just because they sell them in the store, doesn't mean people are supposed to buy them, much less wear them in public!
If she only knew her right ass clip came undone she would be so Em-BARE-ASSED!
An advanced secret learned while riding the escalator up to the "Attention Whore Institute" at the mall.
Ha Ha. Fooled you! The straps are too short to get caught on the escalator. Damn I'm, like, so smart.
Brooke Hogan hopes people will take her more seriously as a brunette.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Paris Hilton moons the Beverly Center. The Beverly Center doesnt notice.
FYI, I'm wearing the butt cheek material as a bra. Damn this recession!!!
"GAP Jeans"
the CW presents
My Life as a Coverguuuuhhhhl
starring ANTM sensation Sheena
"I had to go back to my old job after leaving ANTM, but at least I got myself a free designer bag, yo!"
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Miley Cyrus really should tone it down a bit for church...
Guaranteed not to have a camel-toe.
I would have opted with granny panties here folks.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
You haven't got that ass to pull off those jeans!
Oops! Well their off, but you still don't have the ass.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
At least Brooke Hogan knows how to fasten her assless chaps.
As for the Cher comments...I can only sing one line:
"If I could find my clothes" *sung to If I could turn back time*
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Looks like another Madoff victim has had their asses handed to them.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Jamie Lynn Spears shows off the latest in spring fashion.
Submitted by Helen Bigglesworth on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:49pm.
When did Cher have another yard sale?
Good one!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What? I dont even see a problem here. Honestly.
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When did Cher have another yard sale?
You didn't think she was gonna spend all that money on laser hair removal, anal bleaching and a labial trim and let it go unnoticed, did you?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
That bag doesn't go with your thong, but whatever.
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
She had to go into hiding after these pictures hit the net. I mean, imagine the embarassment of having one of the clips on your denim chaps breaking right there at Mall of America.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Can you believe it? She got these on sale....SCORE!
Despite her best efforts, Bristol Palin wasn't quite ready to get back into her regular clothes.
I see Paris, I see France..
I see ho's at least wearing some underpants.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Just a little last minute Christmas shopping, then off to church!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson