The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

Cherly Burke Busted out when she heard Maxim was engaged!!!!!

All out of new and interesting ways of catching diseases in public places? Try the new gayelle-rodeo pants now at SkankMart- only $9.99 while supplies last!

If this were a movie, it would be very tongue-in-cheek, have an extremely low production budget, have the slightest touch of suspense, and it would definitely win a SAG.

That's one cold-ass bitch.

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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.

They should have been a huge hit, but the "This is where pooh comes out" marketing campaign sunk the jeans faster than a Rosanne Arnold porn tape.

Wow, Tifanee and the escalator actually have a lot in common. For instance, both are usually busted, both are especially dangerous to old people and small children, and you have to walk a long ass way to get around to the other side. Oh, and of course, both get ridden numerous times daily, with some patrons choosing to hold on to the hand rests.

This is what happens to your jeans when you have a 4ft vagina with razor sharp teeth.

-In addition to her blowjob leggings, lohan introduced a new line of scissor leggings.

"...all that I can say..."

PETA compliments Paris Hilton's new fashion: Because crabs need to breathe, too.

Those crazy evangelists will try anything to lure you up to heaven.

McDonald's Levi's for Life jeans - designed to adapt to your changing body as you grow older.

I have those same exact jeans!

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

mum always said, "if you're going to wear your assless chaps, make sure your crack is clean"

- She saved a fortune on pants by not buying the classy parts.

- If you tilt your head, squint and look at this picture, you'll probably see a slut.

I bought a pair of william rast jeans the other day and i tell ya they are the best jeans I ever had. Loose in the front so they are comfy, and tight in the back, they are weird but with a belt they are perfect. It might be my shape lol I don't know but my shape works with the jeans.

I don't care what you wear MK, we are NOT voting you Hot Slut Of The Year!

Why travel all the way to the Bronx to pick up your hookers when such classy and elegant sluts can be found on your nearest elevator!?

I don't wear thongs ok so i forget that people do lol, it didn't come to mind lol at first

lol or thong?

Is that her shirt in her butt crack or what?

@xmasinjuly LMAO...

Just a comment not a caption:

If you put your face really close to the screen and look at her ass, you can see her tan line.

cameron mathinson hits the mall for some post christmas sales...

m'vafiadis

For Your Safety: No labias on the escalator

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

If you look really closely you can see a bit of toilet paper that looks just like the Virgin Mary.

Cholas don't just use razors for cutting a bitch.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Coming Soon! You loved our "baby legs" during your infant years, now it's time to experience "street corner legs".

Before it was for better access to your diaper- now it's for all the cash and prizes.

Katie Holmes did not approve of Tommy Cruise's new MySpace picture.

My uncle in west hollywood says these kind of pants really attract the men.

After the escalator was arrested for assaulting a women, it was quoted as saying.."Look at how she's dressed, she was asking for it!!"

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Does my ass make these pants look phat?

Jennifer Aniston will do anything to take our attention off the "uncool" cover

Heidi Fleiss decides to re-launch her clothing line.

DListed swears I don't wear pants
-Pamela Anderson

<(^-^<) (>^-^)> look amy whine house went from being a lipstick smeared coke whore to a lipstick smeared cock whore who does a lot of coke with her no no zone

nothing to say except WTF

The economy is really eating at the consumers pockets.

Katie Holmes was disappointed to find that her jeans weren't as "trendsetting" as she thought.

Hohan's new line of assless chaps...oh no that's way too easy!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Whoah, this just took me back...I remember a few years ago watching a show where everyone was wearing these. I have NO idea what it was though. I have a feeling it was before Fear Factor but I don't even have the feeling it was something similar...I'm totally stumped!

I hate casual Fridays...

stupid asshole.

Lindsay was humiliated to learn that not only had the strap broken on her new pants, but the paps had gotten a picture.

Mrs Karen, The Divine

If her cooch does this to denim, you don't want any part of it...

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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit...

If you think it's impressive that Lucy can do that with a fart, you should see what happens when she queefs.

Yikes, there's a ski lift inside the mall!

It's not hard to spot a Volcano Taco fan.

Oh, I didn't know CoCo had a clothing line!

I don't care what you caption it, that's fucking awesome!

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When did they stop making Kitten Chow out of kittens???

Ali Lohan's big break.

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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

Everybody Look!!! It's Brooke Hogan's one and only fan!