The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

"Stop stinking up your new jeans with your cheesy farts". "Try the new ASS WOW jean clips". "Make any pair of jeans butt clean".

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She's a brick...house.
she wears a tighty whitey,
and lets the rest hang out.

Leave it to the Japanese to remake the Wizard of Oz and land Dorothy and Toto on an escalator where they are apparently told to follow the yellow dick ho.

Sir Tommy is that you?

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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victoria beckham's blue jeans design didn't take off until tom cruise put in his 2 cents...

You should see the front.

CHAPLESS CHAPS!

Just another shopping day at WhoresRUS

I feel so naked without my watch

do these jeans make my bum look big?

Does this bag make me look slutty?

'scuse me miss, but there's some white stuff stuck on your no no hole.

Have you ever farted so hard that you blew the back of your pants out?

Hey, dont judge! Sometimes ya gotta air that shit out. Mold kills.

"Look what I bought at Christina Aguilera's rummage sale."

My ass is so big, the escalator operator made me tie it down.

The postergirl for shopaholic mall 'bums'

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Submitted by cheetosandwonky on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:42pm.
Alli Sims: 'Ha, ha, ha. I got away with cousin Brit's sexiest outfit,and ain't nobody can tell this fake goochee'

ahahahahahahahahaha

Alli Sims!

ahahahahahahahahaha

I almost peed myself!

Hillbilly lingerie

Introducing Bobby Trendy's newest fashion venture; easy access guarenteed or your money back.

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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Alli Sims: 'Ha, ha, ha. I got away with cousin Brit's sexiest outfit,and ain't nobody can tell this fake goochee'

OOOOOOOOOKAY Madonna. We get it. You're single.

Now featured at your local mall, Pam Anderson's all new Easy Breezy jeans 30% off!

Now we know what Paris Hilton's idea of "playing hard to get" is...

Determined to make up for lackluster legging sales, Lindsey Lohan models her new jeans line...

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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Does your ass hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Like Aretha's Chi-Chi's?

At least the malls will still let Brooke Hogan perform, and its good to see she takes pride in her work by wearing her finest concert outfits

The popularity of Bare Escentuals is escalating.

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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)

As long as I dont have a visible pantyline. That would be embarassing.

StairMaster, meet the Stair Mistress.

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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)

Cheeky little thing.

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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)

The poor photog was up at the crack of Dawn.

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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK

Katie Holmes leaves the house without Suri while accidentally wearing her hubby's jeans, again!

Now that's just tacky. Everyone knows you don't wear white after labor day!

Brooke Hogan continues her Malls of America Tour

That bitch should be ashamed..There's no way that bag is real!

Hey, have you seen that new site "Hot Tricks with Cooch Rags?"

She should be careful. If that lose garter gets caught in the escalator, she could accidentally find herself exposed.

Proactiv launches a new walking billboard for their "butt acne" line.

You can take the girl out of Wasilla... but you can't take the Wasilla out of the girl.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:40pm.
Hey, a starving crocodile cooch is no joke, people.

Sweetas! We were wondering where you were!

If she tries to slide back down the railing, she'll stick.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Does this bag match my vadge?
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.

Apparently, the maker's of the Ass Bra weren't any more successful at keeping the straps from falling down either.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.

Is it just me, or is Clay Aiken getting hotter?

Will someone PLEASE tell Katie Holmes that enough is enough with the jeans fuckery?

-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-

Hey, a starving crocodile cooch is no joke, people.

"Nothing comes between me and my melvins."

Tommy Girl ALWAYS travels incognito. He insists on it. He can even get all of Stepford Katie's parts into one carry-on bag so he doesn't have to check her in at the ticket counter.

I can't wait until the Donut/Cinnemon Roll people decide this is a trend they can live with. **aack! I just gagged myself at the thought of a size 22 ASS in that getup**

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol

"Ey Cristina, with all dat tension on your nalga suspenders, uum, you might have a "snap, cackle, drop" situation. Watch your back, puta."