Wednesday, January 7th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!

Nothing comes between Brooke and her Ho-guns.
Ho-guns by Brooke Hogan coming out 2009 - gemibrat

Runners-up:

Another rejected cover photo for Sanjaya's new album. - JJ JJ

It seems like Katie got her denim drawer mixed up with Tom's today. - Cleancut

Posted by: Michael K


gemibrat's picture

whoo-hoo!

ø¤°º¤ aka Geminat ø¤ºø.
http://geminat.com

Clutch's picture

"Sharking" is SO 5 minutes ago...the new thing is called "Aquariuming"

The Tom Cruse one was much funnier. It should be the winner.

kdracofan's picture

LOL congrats gemibrat and everyone else

Sluttsville's picture

Congrats gemibrat, JJ JJ, and Cleancut.

Cleancut, I loved the Tom reference.

DeeDee's picture

Congratulations funny horzs!

Deb's picture

WTG winners!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

The C word's picture

Congrats winners!!

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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.

NitWitty's picture

Congrats Gemibrat! WTG, JJ JJ and Cleancut!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK

Here in Finland we don't use that kind of jeans. Simply because wearing those and driving a bike in this winter weather would be a pure pain in the ass.

erft's picture

A TMZ exclusive, Bronx Mogli's first words caught on tape!!!! "Mommy...is that p-hew?"
(Unfortunately, they have it wrong again...that's Pete).

Inde1500's picture

Patty spotted sporting Brooke Hogans new line of jeans at Bayou mall.

Danasaurus Sex's picture

Acid Wash gone too far.

Oceannia420's picture

ASS me no more questions ~~ and I will tell you no more lies!!

Oceannia420's picture

This mess really needs to be on "What NOT to wear"
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A trip to NYC, $5000.00 dollars and spend a day with Stacy and Clinton!

Oceannia420's picture

Tan lines, panty lines = A fashion no`no!!

Oceannia420's picture

SLAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

clarketron's picture

Brooke Hogan doing her "Tiffany" mall tour

Candidate for picture of the year!

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Taking cheeky fashion to a whole other level.

jazzyrose's picture

This is the type of bitch that will file a lawsuit if they don't let her in Disney World, the local high school, a house of worship or any institution that will not permit her to sit on their seats because of possible residue.

And she would probably win the suit.

Did Brooke Hogan not get the message that assless demin jeans are so 2008?

...what your Benihana tips are being spent on.

moomarse's picture

Submitted by moistiest on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:58pm.
It's a nice view until she turns around and smiles. Then you see it's Tommy Girl looking for the paparazzi with Suri in his arms.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

You mean that someone actually wore this out in public?

Cookie123's picture

Well, it looks like she lost her Kotex pad, but she still has her Kotex belt, so all is good.

luckyrwhat's picture

Ooh, look! You can see a little bit of her thigh since the strap came undone. What a skank!!!

Cookie123's picture

Katie Holmes goes to extreme lengths once again to prove she is pregnant.

Cookie123's picture

The Unitard from Hell

New from the Brooke Hogan Spring 2009 collection on sale at 7-Eleven.

scskye's picture

oh jesus

NY POST HEADLINE: ESCALATOR EATS ASS

and Gayken joins the long line of celebrities launching their own fashion lines...

slappyou's picture

HA! Montyb!

Behold, a sample from the Brooke Hogan clothing line.

MontyB

Kim started to feel a slight breeze, and then she realized her snap had come undone...problem solved!

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Original footage from "Pretty Woman" was enough to sell producers to go to the extra expense of hiring Julia Roberts a body double.

jussayin's picture

just because you have noassatall doesn't mean your jeans should have noassatall too.

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"Hasta la bye bye!"

ooohnuthinn's picture

look ya'll no skidmarks!

popcorn love xo0x

Vern's picture

Paris's new line:
Snatch in a snap!

jiggywiddit's picture

So that's how oatmeal cools off so fast.

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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK

Vern's picture

Even the chaps are saying: "I quit this bitch!"

Vern's picture

New! Mullet Jeans! Business in the front and partay in the back!

i_heart_jack's picture

Inspired by the jeans in the Ryan O'Neal film "So Fine," Levi's presents the first entry in their "Air Butt" line.

hoozer's picture

The new fad bean diet had unexpected consequences.

With the economy in dire straits, denim labels are downsizing on their materials to keep prices competitive. Recessionista chic!

Prestodan's picture

It's good to know that Prince's line of blue jeans came out just before he joined the Jehovah's Witnesses.

Betchtastic's picture

Ew, i hope she showered that morning.

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