Hef's Back To A 3 Whore Harem
Holly, Kendra and Bridget have been replaced by 19-year-old twins, Karissa and Kristina, and now 22-year-old Crystal Harris (the skeezer in the headband). Over the holidays, Crystal apparently went on E!'s message boards and told everyone she was now on Hef's payroll as his third hooker. The NYDN says Crystal, a San Diego State psychology student, wrote, "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion."
She also said that right now Hef just has three whores, but "there are a couple that we have interest in. ... As for now, it is just us three."
Crystal hasn't been in Playboy yet, but she has bared her Ziploc sacks for the website. Click here to see her precious MySpace. It looks like the brain of an 12-year-old girl created it. Oh wait...
I'm getting a total Kendra vibe from the new ho. Well, if Kendra swallowed Holly and Bridget whole and had trouble digesting them.
And it makes sense why Hef always needs three skanks on staff. He needs one to pull his right prune cheek, one to pull the left and the third ho gets in there and wipes him up real good.
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Its sad because they are in the public now and I know who they are and I wouldnt touch there nasty as5's with a 10 foot pole just think about it everyone that Hefs has slept with they have now slept with (he use's no protection).
I wouldnt even let my dog sniff them gross ho's
I am pretty sure he is also dating that nasty hobag Dasha as well...
Geeez get a brunette once in awhile, old man! I mean, it's been years since he's had one, hasn't it? All these blondes look the same. And yes I am aware that two of these pictured are twins anyway. Does it matter?
Except for Bridget, I liked her.
My husband and I watch this show if we come upon it while flipping channels...we want to see if there's going to be an episode that shows Bridget, Kendra and Holly leaving. Or is there not going to be one, and they just sort of....aren't on the show any more???
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The twins are nothing to look at in my opinion and the one with the headband looks like she came out of a trailer park. I guess there will always be women who are willing to prostitute themselves for money, which is really all any of these women are, just plain ol' sluts. If Hef wants to surround himself with that kind of fuckery and there are women willing to do it, then have at it I guess. Why should anyone care? Hef is a pathetic old man & his so-called girlfriends are just whores. Period.
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
One big STD family I read hef doesnt wear condoms.
At first glance, I thought that was Kendra. At second glance, I also thought that's Kendra. Maybe it's secretly still her but after a treatment of Ugly Pills.
I bet the 3 of them can't wait to see Hef's death!
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Hell. At 80+ Hefner has short term memory of <5 minutes. He wouldn't remember IF he ate breakfast let alone WHAT. When people mention Holly to Hef now he'd be like, Holly WHO?
I reckon it's like the ROL Bus inside the Playboy mansion now. Serves the old fart right.
I agree w/ angel_i
it's not a bad lifestyle - we all learned that watching the girls next door, but it
just wont ever be the same
the other girls made it seem more like a fun family of sorts
these girls just reek of skank
and are soooo butt fugly
i still watch girls next door sometimes, but i would so shut that shit down if these girls ever showed up on the show
I also wonder what happened to Bridget
I, actually, quite admire the role of a courtesan. Hef's girls are always clean and their clothes always fit. He's got rules for how they are allowed to behave - ALBEIT weird-ass rules compared to the rest of us - and for the way they're supposed to live and they live up to that or their booted to the curb. It's not a lazy life and it's not an evil life, so I don't have a lot of problems with it.
However. I do believe dear Hef has lost his mind.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 5:55pm.
So what happened to that Dasha ho? I guess that fell through for Hef...Oh well....
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Same thing I thought! There was another bruneete who is no longer around too! I read that Hef didnt want to let Kendra go, he still loves her and hes thinking about reigning on his word to walk her down the aisle....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
I think once they other girls left, they just wiped the slate clean and got rid of Bridget, too. What would be the point of keeping her? I think she's got her own tv show -- Bridget's Beaches? -- on E! or something. That's what Us Magazine or some other said anyway.
The twins are channeling Elisha Cuthbert as Eastern European rest stop trucker chicks (from a porno or something). And I agree, the third girl has a touch of Kendra, only not as tan and a little wider in the face.
I want to know what happened between Holly and Hef bc she seems very bitter.
New girl looks a lot like Kendra. The twins seem like white trash to me. Hef just needs to give it up.
They all must have hit the ripe old age of 28! That sucks. Anyway, it wasnt a surprise he kicked the other 3 to the curb. Hef likes his silicone like he likes his diapers! fresh with some extra room to grab around.
Screw the new chick, I still can't get over just how fucking creepy it is that 19 year old twins are both "dating" the same guy who is like four times their age.
There's so much wrongness in that, I don't even know where to begin... even if they're not actually sleeping with Hef coz he can't get it up anymore (altho I read he takes Viagra and lies there while the girls do all the work... *vomit*), it's still kinda like incest, isn't it? Whatever it is, it fucking freaks me out.
And yeah, they're all skanky as hell. Why did Hef have to turn into such a sad old man? I used to kinda secretly admire his chutzpah but now... ugh!
So Hef picked up another platitude spouting self-infatilizing bleached bimbette. What's new?
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His whole thinking he is the big cheese schtick is literally getting old.
Submitted by littlemrsfun on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:35pm.
Will someone please tell me what happened to Bridget? She is my favorite! I know Holly is dating Criss Angel and Kendra is getting married in June, but what about poor Bridget?
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I got the impression Bridget was sort of a charity case. I don't think Hef was that into her, but after the original 8 girlfriends dwindled down to 3, he realized beggers can't be choosers and let her stay. From what I read, Holly brought her on board as an ally in her plot to oust the other girlfriends and attain the # 1 girlfriend spot. I think once Holly left, it was clear Bridget's had to go as well....Meh, that's my theory...
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Terrible, the twins seem so tacky and greedy, they're really kinda creepy
Will someone please tell me what happened to Bridget? She is my favorite! I know Holly is dating Criss Angel and Kendra is getting married in June, but what about poor Bridget?
Aww, bless little Hewey's heart.
He must miss Kendra, and so he replaced her with this unconvincing doll.
Oh Hugh, please do not treat me like one of your house sluts.
Their mothers must be bursting with pride!
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What's old and wrinkled and used to smell like Holly, but now smells like Karissa and Kristina and Crystal?
So what happened to that Dasha ho? I guess that fell through for Hef...Oh well....
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My hats off to Hef... He will probably be six feet under and six months later still being photographed with three stupid big-boobed bleached blonde hos...
An event for Barnes and Noble? Ironic considering they never learned to read.
She does look like Kendra! I loved the show with the original girls! I won't watch now. But really these girls seem kinda plain janeish...
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:48pm.
LOL oh if only to dream!
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Submitted by Axl on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:21pm.
Kendra will never let go of this old horny frog.
Could horny old frog be Jessica Simpson's real
daddy?
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Submitted by chrispuchy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:45pm.
Crystal has a bit of meth face
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yeah, like a lot a bit!!
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Kendra will never let go of this old horny frog.
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At first glance I thought that was Kendra in the headband.
I won't watch that show evah again without Kendra, Bridget and Holly..
Kendra and Bridget were the best! Holly is a snooty lil 'c' word and she shouldn't be considering that she is still fugs without the makeup on.
Submitted by Salem13: "WTF? Looking back at the playboys of the 50s/60s and even 70s the woman were beautiful and natural no matter their size. When did orange skin, horrible breast implants, and dry white hair become sexy?"
ITA. And they looked like women you might know. Really sexy women you might know, with their clothes off. There was a little variety.
Everytime I see photos from the Playboy parties (vomit), the women are like androids from the same mold. I think even regular guys like a little variety.
Fucking ridiculous. Would they throw him a 2nd glance if he wasnt who he is? I thought that one with the headband was Kendra, Hef probably does to that's why he's got her around.
and these chicks all have the same nose (job)...
he should call them Hefner's Heffahs
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Does anyone watch The Girls Next Door here? Any ho, I sure do (yeah bitches, I love that shit, and?). In one of the last episodes, Holly was searching for an anniversary centerfold and stumbled across the skank twins. When she was revealing some of the best candidates (some of which were actually attractive) Hef totally got all hard over those two. Holly even said that they would be a "good gimmick." Gag me. It might be a good schtick if they were really beautiful, but they fall short of that to me.
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you'd think he could afford quality hoes....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
HH is full of shite. No...really he is.
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So, it looks like these are the chicks that will be banging him on his deathbed.
Submitted by The Audrey on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:59pm.
I find it fucking hilarious that they're all standing in front of a Barnes&Noble's! Those bitches can't read
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I was thinking the same thing!
When I was young, me and my friends would go to the book store to look at the sex book section and read all the manuals on how to have good sex....im thinking these hos did something similar...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
WTF? Looking back at the playboys of the 50s/60s and even 70s the woman were beautiful and natural no matter their size. When did orange skin, horrible breast implants, and dry white hair become sexy?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
so what happened to the one that is not engaged? and why do I care?
========So Crystal is 22, eh? More like 52! Damn! I mean really! These hos just look so run down! Ok the twins look their age, I guess. Just give a couple of years, you'll see. They'll be looking all raggedy, too. Just like porn stars.
Also...these new girls are gross looking. Bridget was an oldie, but at least she didn't look like she just walked out of the local trailer park. They're all skanks, imo.
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this chrissy ho looks like shes takin a picture with santa at the local mall. hef downgraded. is there a recession on decent lookin chicks too?
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edit: HUGH looks like a fucking corpse. christ.
yup, Im going back to Hugh.
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These three are very very generic....very random and very unattractive.....this schtick is old (no pun intended) and way lame even for Hef...stop it already...stop with the fucking publicity stunts, just be lucky you are still alive...hopefully this is his year to take a turn for the worst if he get any worst than he already is. Blehhhhh
Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:59pm.
I find it fucking hilarious that they're all standing in front of a Barnes&Noble's! Those bitches can't read
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