Thank You For Being A Doll Friend!
Over the Christmas break, I spent ten gazillion hours watching the Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime from my mom's couch. It made me wish I could have these memaws in my life every single day and now it's possible with the Golden Girls dolls! Except, they're sold out. Fuck! My! Dreams!
My friend Guy sent me over this site which features all sorts of dolls of beloved characters from TV and cinema. Usually, dolls make me scream for my mommy, but these Golden Dolls don't. Although, the Bea Arthur doll sort of makes me uncomfortable since it looks like she's coming to tear my head off and stuff it into her mouth. Okay...maybe I do need my mommy.
Click here to see the rest of the dolls including the extremely horrifying Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? dolls. Satan does exist! And the Nicole Kidman Moulin Rouge doll looks more life-like than the real thing.
P.S. - The doll artist also does commissions! A Rojo Caliente doll can finally be mine! They already have a Chicken Cutlets doll!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:21pm.
Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll
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Mrs. Kravitz, this is the costume that I bought for Halloween, but was too sick to wear it.
http://www.anytimecostumes.com/ecommerce/control/product/~product_id=021...
MK, you've broked the site. I can't see any more scary dollies (thank fook!)
Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:21pm.
Sugaroo - he comes with a butcher knife and an axe. He also comes with non-homicidal accessories such as the famous "business card" and a briefcase. :)
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What, no victim? Or does that come separately?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
The doll site's link doesnt' work. Site is broken.
I have a sawyer doll. ok I said it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Dolls make my skeevy. I don't like them. They are creepy.
Anyone ever seen the cheesy ass B horror movie from the '80s called "Dolls"?
and wooa Mrs K!!!! you slid right on by me!
♥!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I like the Birds doll. They need one of Suzanne Pleshette with her eyes pecked out too.
The Blanche doll looks like Sharon Osborne and Rose looks like Madeline Kahn.
I would rather have the DVDs of the show than dust collecting pieces of plastic.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
dolls are fucking creepy
(APHID!!♥)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Aphid, I think "The Birds" Barbie is right up your alley!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
EastEndGirl, that sounds so awesome! :))) I just did a Day of the Dead napkin holder this past week and am now starting a tissue box cover.
This is the best thing I've ever seen! This feeling inside can only compare to that time in San Francisco when a drunk lady approached me and my three friends and said, "You knoow whooo you bicthes look like? The Golden Girls!". Best day. Ever.
The Blanche doll looks nothing like her...at first I thought it was Dorothy's sister Gloria (LOL)...Rose is fucked in the face too...only Dorothy and Sophia look right.
Aphid,
Keep forgetting to tell you about a kick ass Christmas painting I bought. Skeleton Angel holding an upside down dead santa doll. Done in neon shades. Thought of you when I saw it and it sums up perfectly what I think of xmas.
If I wasn't such a lazy bitch I would take a pic for you. ;)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
The site is brokie. See what you did Michael!!
How come all the pictures are broke?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
You know what, scratch that I just remembered I also have Sid Vicious, Dude and Walter from the Big Lebowski, and Hank Hill dolls. I guess I do like them. Pfft.
Sugaroo - he comes with a butcher knife and an axe. He also comes with non-homicidal accessories such as the famous "business card" and a briefcase. :)
Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Aphid - HOMICIDAL ACCESSORIES! HAHAHAHAHA!
And what would those be, pray tell?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
I'd be afraid they'd come in the night and pour Geritol on me or pinch my cheeks or something.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
The only dolls I want (and I have one of them already) are the American Psycho doll (with homicidal accessories) and the Elvis and Priscilla dolls. These are creepy but they did a good job, I must say!
Bea looks like she's gonna do a frankenstein kill on Sophia.
creepy
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Dolls are effin creepy! I do not care who they are suppose to look like!! They pull a Chuckie when you are looking! Trust that!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I little too PuppetMaster for me.
One of the Marilyn Monroe dolls looks a lot like Geena Davis.
Do they have a Mr. Spock dolly? I want to mate it with my Green Bitch dolly. Then I'd have either a Green Spock or a Green Bitch with pointy ears. Either way, it would be really hard to kill!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
They all look really real except Rose. Creepily real. I love the GG but I think these would creep me out to have them in my house.
Of course they're sold out. There isn't a bed and breakfast on Fire Island that won't want them on display in the lobby. (work on Rose)
This is eepy-cray.
A little scary, except for Sophia - that one's right one and adorable. It figures, cause that was old people drag for Estelle so it's easier to do.
The clothes, however, are pitch perfect.
The Dorothy doll looks like she has a mouthful of poo she is about to spew out! WTF!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.