Thank You For Being A Doll Friend!
Over the Christmas break, I spent ten gazillion hours watching the Golden Girls marathon on Lifetime from my mom's couch. It made me wish I could have these memaws in my life every single day and now it's possible with the Golden Girls dolls! Except, they're sold out. Fuck! My! Dreams!
My friend Guy sent me over this site which features all sorts of dolls of beloved characters from TV and cinema. Usually, dolls make me scream for my mommy, but these Golden Dolls don't. Although, the Bea Arthur doll sort of makes me uncomfortable since it looks like she's coming to tear my head off and stuff it into her mouth. Okay...maybe I do need my mommy.
Click here to see the rest of the dolls including the extremely horrifying Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? dolls. Satan does exist! And the Nicole Kidman Moulin Rouge doll looks more life-like than the real thing.
P.S. - The doll artist also does commissions! A Rojo Caliente doll can finally be mine! They already have a Chicken Cutlets doll!
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where the fuck is the Coco doll!!??
Those are nice collections
Another post on these freakish dolls from hell:
http://sarcastbastard.blogspot.com/2009/01/im-going-to-have-nightmares-a...
Thanks for the blog fodder Micheal. I worship you!
Sarcastic Bastard
This must be one of Marie Osmond's doll horrors that she is constantly plugging on the HSN.
If it is not her, then it has to be some other Mormon or it could be a Scientologist. It must be the Scientologists because Bea Arthur looks like an alien. Could be their leader.
Some hooka bought my golden girl dolls, including the "promiscuous Blanche Devereaux"/
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:29pm.
*screams* SHE MADE "SOME LIKE IT HOT" DOLLS!
The Jack Lemmon one is my fav. She totally perfected the goofy-ass grin.
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Indeed... they are stunning!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Anyone here want to start a collection for an old queen who is DESPERATE for the Baby Jane and Sweet Charlotte tableau? They start at $600 each...
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
I'll bet you everyone of those dolls was bought by a queen! Look at the list of gay icons there.
The first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men ... www.SugarMommyMatch.com ... where cougars and young men seeking love! That's cool!
Now I know what I'm getting M.K. for his birthday this year.
Madam Ex: The pricing information cut and pasted hfrom the web site:
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All of Alesia's one-of-a-kind (NOT one-of-a-series) handmade dolls are exactly that - no molds are used, no off-the-shelf factory-made components. Each doll is made by hand with hand-sculpted polymer clay head, breastplate, arms and legs, and a hand-constructed cloth-over-wire-armature body. All garments and accessories are sewn and assembled by hand. THERE IS ONLY ONE OF EACH DOLL. Prices range from about $600 to about $800 a doll. A very reasonable price for a unique masterpiece of the dollmaker's art. The dolls range in size from 14 to 18 inches. Call 410-683-1562 or email newbreen@comcast.net for info.
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I am SO in love with the dolls, it's like gay exploded all over me. Or, you know, Friday night.
love the show
creepy dolls
www.thatshideous.com
*screams* SHE MADE "SOME LIKE IT HOT" DOLLS!
The Jack Lemmon one is my fav. She totally perfected the goofy-ass grin.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
The blog loaded, but the photos on the site did not. Dang! I wanted to see what else she's done.
The dolls on the blog were amazing, tho.
Oh wait...they're about 10 minutes away from me! How weird! There's a huge Baltimore connection on Dlisted. I think we found that out back when the Mr. Ray's commercials were on here.
ETA: Condi, your Barbie-as-Tippi doll has a severe case of botox face. Even with the birds stuck to her she can't do an expression larger than "mildly annoyed".
I dunno, Mike - the GG dolls look fairly scary too (and their clothes are weird - except for Sophia, they look all wrong).
Looking at the other [scary] dolls, I realize that my Barbie as Tippi Hedren in The Birds doll looks a hell of a lot better than this person's, and it probably cost a third of what this cost.
http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Alfred-Hitchcock-Birds-Doll/dp/B00142V9X0/r...
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I love the Golden Girls
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I get up around seven...Get outta bed around nine...And I don't worry about nothin' no 'cause worryin's a waste of my... time
Wanted to inquire about having a customized doll made but site isn't working so well. Wah!!!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:22pm.
OMG the site loaded! She's SOLD everything apparently. Shame, because I REALLY wanted that Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte set of Agnes Moorehead and Bette Davis. I guess she couldn't craft Olivia DeHavilland for some reason.
This doll maker should make a doll of Marie Osmond holding one of her dolls, holding a doll, holding a doll....*head explodes*
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Since the site didnt load for me, where the prices there? How much are the dolls or are they priced differently? Any idea at rates, of any doll?
If anyone can help me: Where can I get an American Psycho doll??, please help, I would be delighted and forever grateful to ya.
:) :)
Okay prying nose of out of asses of Dlisters.
None of the photos are working for me. They all have the red "x" of death on them.
OMG the site loaded! She's SOLD everything apparently. Shame, because I REALLY wanted that Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte set of Agnes Moorehead and Bette Davis. I guess she couldn't craft Olivia DeHavilland for some reason.
This doll maker should make a doll of Marie Osmond holding one of her dolls, holding a doll, holding a doll....*head explodes*
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Baby Jane doll is fabulous, the likeness is amazing, I love it with Blanche in the chair, outstanding, I definitely want a pair of these two!
BRAVO
Fannie Flagg wasn't in "The Golden Girls"!
Submitted by SpiceDong: "The Blanche doll looks nothing like her...only Dorothy and Sophia look right."
I was gonna post that, too.
Blessedly, that web site's pictures are not loading for me. I think I'm going to start having nightmares and need the Xanax again.
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Bea Arthur doll looks like a zombie..ack!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MK, i can buy all of them for you as a late Xmas pressy you know they take nature's credit card. I know they have some dolls in the back, just knock three times on the wall and give them the password.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
Maybe between texting his friends, amusing himself by belching, and constantly asking when dinner was, I guess he did.
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HAHAHA! Ah, youth.
Farrah: I didn't know Spencer's was still around! I need to check it out....there's another store called Suncoast nearby that has stuff like that too. I found the American Psycho doll there, I think.
What the hell happened to Blanche? That's not Blanche. Not even a little bit.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:06pm.
Is MK not doing crumbs or wood in '09?
HIYA FARRAH! ♥♥♥
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BEESH!!♥♥♥ (just cause I CAN and he's banned! lol!)
I know, these dolls are starting to really freak me out, plus i neeeeeed a post about the HoHan/SamRo breakup. Who's gonna pay Ho's bills now??
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Tolerance Through Education
The Blanche doll looks like Barbara Walters.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Is MK not doing crumbs or wood in '09?
HIYA FARRAH! ♥♥♥
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
I can't see the dolls. ;(
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Me neither! thank G'd!!
@Aphid: i'm pretty sure that store that looks like a happy Hot Topic carries the Futurama dolls. Spencer's?? can't remember the name, too many lava lamps and shit like that. But i'm sure they will have them, since they have all things Matt Groening (my brother is a huge Homer Simpson fan.. and he loves a stupid gift)
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Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
Maybe between texting his friends, amusing himself by belching, and constantly asking when dinner was, I guess he did.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Ohhh noooooes!!
The site is brokey! I wanted to see all the scary ass dolls too!
The link to the Chicken Cutlets isn't working either....although I'm not sure I wanted to see that!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:53pm.
My son watched the most craptastic movie EVER on TV this weekend. It was about Allied bombers in World War II who get shot down by stone gargoyles brought to life by the Nazis.
Um...............yeah.
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But did he like it? :)
I can't see the dolls. ;(
My hub's grandma always give her old junk or some dollar store crap for Christmas.
She's got tons of dolls. When we went over there Christmas Eve, she has a tree decorated with all dolls. But I spotted a vintage Barbie, (1966), and she gave it to me! Best present I ever got from her.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
My son watched the most craptastic movie EVER on TV this weekend. It was about Allied bombers in World War II who get shot down by stone gargoyles brought to life by the Nazis.
Um...............yeah.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Sophia's arms are spot on!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:42pm.
If anyone knows where I can find a robot devil (from Futurama) doll/action figure, please tell me.
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Oh shit dude if you find it PLEASE tell me, that's one of my favorite episodes ever!
I've heard of Squirm but have yet to see it.
The worst cheesy sci-fi movies are the original ones on Sci-Fi Channel, like Rock Monster or whatever. They are downright painful to watch and I feel sorry for all involved.
Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:39pm.
Mrs. K - I've seen that and I DO want it! :)
Sugaroo you've given me an idea. I'll get a couple of Barbie dolls and put them in lingerie and we can re-enact the "Do ya like Phil Collins?" scene from the movie. I just need a mirror for him to pose in front of while he does the dolls.
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I'll bring my be-headed Barbie doll and my dickless Ken doll.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Paris Hilton compares her sex life to a new Prada bag. *SOURCE PEREZREVENGE.COM
Paris Hilton says she has only slept with “a couple of people” because she respects herself too much.
Paris has had relationships with former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, but is currently single. Paris says she has just kissed the majority of her suitors, and plays “hard to get” to ensure men are serious about dating her.
She says, “I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”
I love the Dorothy doll. She looks so ANGRY!!!
If anyone knows where I can find a robot devil (from Futurama) doll/action figure, please tell me.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:38pm.
Low and lazy! :-D
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Aphid - I love that craptastic movie. There is another once called "Squirm".
Complete crap. But I love it.
Mrs. K - I've seen that and I DO want it! :)
Hello Missy! xoxoxox
Hey M.E. that craptastic movie was on a few months ago, and yeah I watched the whole thing. It's so bad!
Sugaroo you've given me an idea. I'll get a couple of Barbie dolls and put them in lingerie and we can re-enact the "Do ya like Phil Collins?" scene from the movie. I just need a mirror for him to pose in front of while he does the dolls.
Hey Missy.
How's it hangin'?
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