Getting Beat Down At The Vadge Show
Before we get into this tragic tale of getting beat down at the Vadge concert, can we discuss the picture above. Is that mega peen or pocket gas? If it's the former, Patrick Wolf has just earned a place on my "No-No's Most Wanted" list. I can ignore his Tinkerbell fell in a dumpster look as long as the peen is major.
Okay, so if you're going to a Vadge concert, you should expect to be surrounded by shiny gayness. The gayness in the air should be so thick that you'll start to cough up glitter. That's not the case and singer (and frequent guest on my iTunes playlist) Patrick Wolf learned this the hard way.
In an interview with Electroqueer, Patrick said he was trying to get a little sugar from his boyfriend at Vadge's gun show, when he was told by security that he needs to stop that funny shit, because prudes were bitching about it. Patrick said:
"Three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said, 'Can you stop that? This is a family venue.' No joke...The bouncer said, 'You know we can do this the easy way or the violent way' and I said, 'I'm staying so you do whatever you want.' And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man's face covered in blood. I couldn't move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs - it was just mad.
They are currently researching the CCTV - it's just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. You know it means I can't be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again - which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn.
You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like seven of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing - it was a Madonna concert, y'know!"
Now I have another reason to never go to a Vadge show again! The first reason is that I really don't want to take a second mortgage on my mom's house to buy a ticket. And now I've learned that if you go, you might end your night in an hospital where you have to shit in a bag because you got your ass kicked so badly. It's bad enough that I have to go caca in a bag in the comfort of my own house, but in a hospital with everyone watching? Too much.
Seriously, how is the Vadge show a family event? CPS better come knocking on your screen door if you take your kids to that shit. Who cares about the cursing and sex! It's her Gremlin-crotch that will give your children night terrors for the rest of their lives. They'll wake up screaming about the toothy clit coming to get them!
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Gremlin-crotch? I'm skeered already.
That said, PW looks like the Rose GG doll in this pic.
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What is disturbing to me is that there were straight couples there.. My husband will be caught dead going to a Madonna concert!
Submitted by missy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:27pm.
Yes, but once you've been told by security to stop doing something it is not your "right" to continue doing it just because you think you ought to be able to. A mature person would just sigh, quit making out with their boyfriend, and bitch about it all the way home, write a strongly worded letter about it and boycott Madonna. That's what I mean by being an adult.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:59pm.
AMEN! (applause)
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WTF - it's a MADONNA concert. How can it not be gay-friendly? That is just all kinds of stupid. If your ass is so uptight that you can't stomach two guys kissing, you shouldn't be at a fuckin' Madonna concert.
/end rant
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Heath Ledger
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like smoking! "oh you shouldnt smoke, c.mon grow up and be an adult."
um AHEM but I waited to be a GD adult so I could fucking smoke OK????
*grrr*
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:15pm.
I don't know when Madonna became a gay thing.
When she started in the 80s most of her followers were wannabe straight girls and their drunken horny jock boyfriends who would jerk off thinking of her (I heard their tales all through high school). Even though I liked Madonna's music then I never placed her in the gay icon category
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That guy looks like he's got syphilis. I wouldn't want to see him making out with his boyfriend either. And I like that stuff!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:21pm.
Um, why couldn't these attention whore mother fuckers just quit making out and fucking grow the fuck up and be adults???
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Alright I have a bone to pick with the whole "act like an adult" thing. People always say it to me when Im doing stuff that I waited to be an adult to do!!
Like this duder probly had to hide his peen fantasies his whole life and now he's an adult, he should be able to make out with his boyfriend at a fucking concert!
Everything's too sanitary and prcedural for my taste nowadays anyhow. BOOOO!
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Submitted by kiwikim on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:22pm.
the gays made Madonna, but now that she's got it all, she's forgotten her glitter roots. Another reason to hate this class-a witch.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Oh please, I bet he didn't just kiss his boyfriend. He seems like a "In your face fag". I mean look at that outfitt. I'm gay and I would complain too. Besides I hate people who make out in public. Gay or straight it's rude.
That was a horrible horrible thing to happen to this poor couple and basically a friggin HATE crime if you ask me! Madonna is so NOT a concert for children either. That was just WRONG on so many levels. However, he's right about the better music part, Madonna's music has progressively sucked more and more and brings out the homophobe in many security guards and cops.
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the gays made Madonna, but now that she's got it all, she's forgotten her glitter roots. Another reason to hate this class-a witch. I'm gonna get my dog to chew that old piece of dried gristle up and spit her out.
Um, why couldn't these attention whore mother fuckers just quit making out and fucking grow the fuck up and be adults??? Sorry, but they give gays a bad name! Fucking ridiculous!
I could have SWORN this was Alan Cummings or whatever his name is, I'm shocked it isn't!
Why would prudes be at a madonna concert? You know going in you're there to see a soft-core show. She has probably tried to do a hard-core show but was stopped at that point. But it's true about the poo bag. How's a person supposed to find a life partner lugging around one of those things? Stay away from both - madonna shows and poo bags.
I miss the good old days when people just did drugs at a concert.
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I don't know when Madonna became a gay thing.
When she started in the 80s most of her followers were wannabe straight girls and their drunken horny jock boyfriends who would jerk off thinking of her (I heard their tales all through high school). Even though I liked Madonna's music then I never placed her in the gay icon category Cher, Boy George and Cindy Lauper already occupied...maybe it all started when Vadge went fake lesbo in the early 90s? and all of a sudden she was gay-friendly?
Anyway, can't these people sue or pursue some sort of legal action against their attackers? After all, if this happened in England where gay marriages are fucking LEGAL this type of harassment and aggression should not be tolerated whether it happens at a Madonna concert or not.
As for his "package" - you can tell it's all balls - could give Cisco Adler some serious competition.
For a quick moment, I thought this dude was guy Richie in drag. Anyway I have no clue who he is and I don't give a crap, but homophobic people should be shot, period. I wonder if things went the way this dude claims. Let's face it, some gays are really obnoxious and loud so I don't know if this was his case. Maybe they were not just kissing, maybe they are the annoying exhibitionist kind of couple who end up making out in front of everyone. I dislike that kind of couples, doesn't matter if they are gay, bisexual or straight. Still, beating them up is wrong. I wonder if this man and his partner did something about it.
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This is more of the Wino boyfriend material than the male model from yesterday. Extra points in his column for the large peen, and the gay thing.
oh lord I just noticed "the package"
is that for real?!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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his pants says U.P.S. on it....
Submitted by forever.now on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:00pm.
maybe they were blocking someone's view of madonna's "family friendly" antics? I just think people ought to be watching the stage, not random people in the audience. but who knows...
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maybe they were blocking someone's view of madonna's "family friendly" antics? I just think people ought to be watching the stage, not random people in the audience. but who knows...
if hes being accurate, then that fucking sucks.
Id be so fucking pissed off if I was gay. I mean, Im pissed off anyways, so that'd just add to it.
You know those Ashley Madsion ads for that dating site for married people seeking affairs? How the FUCK can anyone say ANYTHING about some "sanctity" (I said titty) of marriage in America?? Are you fuicking kidding me?
damn.
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No, that is not a megapeen. That little ball to the upper right of his balls is all of it. I'm quite certain.
Patrick Wolf is a thousand times better of a musician/artist than Vadge will ever be!
And is his unicorn tattoo is brilliant.
hahaha I thought this was Joel Madden! lol
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I thought I was a flamer but damn this lil homo takes the butt plug. I mean he even has a unicorn tat on his nonexistent chest. Its all good to be fashion forward...just make sure its forward in the right direction.
If his account is accurate it was horribly wrong, but it seems there had to be something more for it to go that far.
And word to the wise.....if security tells you to cut it out.........whatever it is, cut it out.
He kinda looks like Alan cumming.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
It's bad enough that I have to go caca in a bag in the comfort of my own house, but in a hospital with everyone watching?
Um what was that MK?
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I hate that the world is like this. However I even hate seeing straight couples kiss. I was on the bus the other day and this chick and her boyfriend where all going for it and I was like for fuck sake I didn't pay $2 for a peep show.
"The gayness in the air should be so thick that you'll start to cough up glitter. "
HAHAHAHAHA!
LOVE IT
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And why is he on the red carpet?
(Or do they just wallpaper logos all over the place at these things?)
Is that really his own peen? That's far more distracting than the story and Vadge's issues.
3 straight men have seen a Madonna concert in this century, and he managed to offend all of them? That's some serious gay hoodrat stuff right there.
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Family friendly like Hooters is a family restaurant?
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
What PSL said. I can see both sides here.
Not because it's a "family venue", but because no one wants to see it (gay or straight) and did you pay all that cash to make out or watch Vadge?
Vadge is family friendly?? Sure, bitch can grind against a guitar, back up dancer, mic stand, throw her meemaw croth all she wants, but don't the the gay boys kiss!!!
Fucking hosers!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
poor patrick. that is some bullshit.
Wait...straight people go to Vadge's shows? No, this has to be fake.
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anyone who thinks a Madonna concert is a family event is ridiculous.
This guy is disgusting, but a beatdown was unnecessary. That being said, I think everyone should cut back on the PDA making out. No one wants to see it, no matter who you are.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.