Getting Beat Down At The Vadge Show
Before we get into this tragic tale of getting beat down at the Vadge concert, can we discuss the picture above. Is that mega peen or pocket gas? If it's the former, Patrick Wolf has just earned a place on my "No-No's Most Wanted" list. I can ignore his Tinkerbell fell in a dumpster look as long as the peen is major.
Okay, so if you're going to a Vadge concert, you should expect to be surrounded by shiny gayness. The gayness in the air should be so thick that you'll start to cough up glitter. That's not the case and singer (and frequent guest on my iTunes playlist) Patrick Wolf learned this the hard way.
In an interview with Electroqueer, Patrick said he was trying to get a little sugar from his boyfriend at Vadge's gun show, when he was told by security that he needs to stop that funny shit, because prudes were bitching about it. Patrick said:
"Three songs in, me and my man were kissing and there were loads of conservative straight couples around us that complained. And then the bouncers came up to me and said, 'Can you stop that? This is a family venue.' No joke...The bouncer said, 'You know we can do this the easy way or the violent way' and I said, 'I'm staying so you do whatever you want.' And then they just grabbed both of us. We were beaten up outside Wembley, handcuffed. These guys were like football bouncers. The police came and it just went on and on and on. My man's face covered in blood. I couldn't move for like a month. I had to lie in bed on painkillers for ages. They totally twisted my arm and my legs - it was just mad.
They are currently researching the CCTV - it's just really nuts. We basically got beaten up by the police. You know it means I can't be bothered to listen to Madonna ever again - which is good because it means I have more time for better music. You live and you learn.
You get into scraps with bouncers the whole time, but that was one step up because there were like seven of them and they just wanted to have a go because they were bored. There was a lot of quite homophobic shit going down which I was really pissed about seeing - it was a Madonna concert, y'know!"
Now I have another reason to never go to a Vadge show again! The first reason is that I really don't want to take a second mortgage on my mom's house to buy a ticket. And now I've learned that if you go, you might end your night in an hospital where you have to shit in a bag because you got your ass kicked so badly. It's bad enough that I have to go caca in a bag in the comfort of my own house, but in a hospital with everyone watching? Too much.
Seriously, how is the Vadge show a family event? CPS better come knocking on your screen door if you take your kids to that shit. Who cares about the cursing and sex! It's her Gremlin-crotch that will give your children night terrors for the rest of their lives. They'll wake up screaming about the toothy clit coming to get them!
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Mandanna is a stupid evil whore! Hate her!
"he's actually bisexual...
his last album was mostly inspired by a woman he had been dating when he wrote it. her name was ingrid z.
he brought the woman he was sleeping with on tour when he was promoting the magic position. her name is bishi."
He's come out quite quietly as gay since then, jewelboxofstars, and hints - many, many hints - have been dropped that the whole Ingrid Z thing was a cover up for the fact that the magic position album was written for a guy, which Loog records may have had a problem with (it's all hints, but he also did leave them right after he started blogging about his man). But hints have also been dropped that they were deeply in love but never slept with each other (that second one wouldn't surprise me from him), or that she was the only woman he ever liked that way.
As for Bishi, they're not sleeping together! He's explicitly said in the past that it would be very odd if they did. He refers to her as his 'musical wife' and they've been best friends since 14, and collaborate often.
he's actually bisexual...
his last album was mostly inspired by a woman he had been dating when he wrote it. her name was ingrid z.
he brought the woman he was sleeping with on tour when he was promoting the magic position. her name is bishi.
oh and somewhere on the internet is a video of patrick wolf accidentally flashing people at a concert of his.
i don't know much about the legal system in England, but i'd try to get criminal charges on these guys
that being said, i can't help but show some concern for the scarf...it looks like 20 snakes molted their skin and ole' boy laced them together to make this disturbing fashion piece
Wow, how can any of you justify a beating ?
This guy is like 80 lbs, he's not a threat to anybody or anything. So what if he was kissing a goat, should he be killed for that?
What kind of an idiot considers a Vadge concert a family event????????
Just as I've been suspect ever since Madonna converted to Kablahblah. Face it, she's a total homophobe and all her "support" for the queer community since the Ray of Light album is a show.
Also to Youri, those "fags" are also the ones who got the rights so gays can suck cock so shut up and stay in your closet!
There's two sides to every story, my friends. I'm with madmike...there's no way security would bust them for just kissing. He probably got his queeny little ass all aquiver and started shrieking hysterically, and said some words you should never say to security. (And before you say I'm homophobic, I'm bisexual and in a relationship with a woman, so I feel qualified to speak on the gay-side.)
That being said-- if it weren't for the gays, the Veiny Clit-Monster, Cher, and Kylie Minogue wouldn't even have careers.
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I usually don't respond to idiots or idiotic posts, but I will make an exception for yours.
Let me make it clear. There is NO WAY that I accept the account of this guy to be 100% factual. There is no way that people at the concert would step away from their seats during the concert a few songs in to complain to security if what they were doing was simply kissing. NO WAY THAT WOULD HAPPEN. IF you believe that, I feel sorry for you.
For people to actually waste their time to speak with security these two must have been acting foolish and disrupting others from enjoying the show.
"The bouncer said, 'You know we can do this the easy way or the violent way' and I said, 'I'm staying so you do whatever you want.'"
Basically all these guys had to do was say, sorry and go back to watching the concert, but no. That "do whatever you want to comment was basically disrespect and challenged their authority".
I 100% agree that they did not deserve to be beaten if it truly happened, but if you disrespect security, and you get bounced from the venue, look to the mirror for blame.
I smell the beginnings of a frivilous lawsuit.
please, he is one of the kindest and sweet people (and a great musician too) i've ever met. i saw him in new york in 2007 and he was dressed like a normal person, except when he was on stage, of course.
when did moles become a fashion accessory
@ hopskip
Do you really think they were the only people kissing in Wembley Stadium? To everyone who's said this, do you really think that? Do you think everybody else who shared a kiss was told to stop doing it by security?
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Oh please I don't know what kind of concerts you go to but I've never seen people making out during the concerts I go to. Most people watch the stage. Like some people have said before me there is more to this story. Maybe he was wearing that same nasty outfitt to the concert, which is already a reason to be beaten up. He also doesn't seem like the kind of person who just shares a kiss with his boyfriend. Which I'm pretty sure isn't a problem. I've been to Vadge concerts (yes I admitt it) and I've seen gay couples holding hands and kissing and nobody had a problem with that. But there is a line, and if you cross that people will get annoyed. This drama queen probably crossed that line. Wearing an outfitt like that is very telling about his behaviour.
The fags who dress in leather, chains and who walk around in hotpants or outfitts like this are always the ones who are taking it to far. They give the rest of us a bad name.
Vadge is not to blaim for this, she has no control over the security in some stadium. Besides who the hell is this guy???
i think the unicorn tattoo on his chest is beautiful! mimi would luv him!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA - WHAT I KNEW ALL ALONG IS TRUE - Madonna is SOOOOOO OVER-RATED!!! I know I've said it before but the last time I actually really liked a Madonna song was before you could even download them - I think it was like Get into the Groove or Like a Prayer LMAO - now its confirmed - only old conservatives at her concerts, the ones who used to dance around in mesh tops and several hair bands and bracelets in 1985... (wait a minute... I did that...) but I AINT' PAYING TO SEE HER SHAKE HER MEMAW ASS NOW!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
He looks like Alan Cumming with a bleach job, and he has a UNICORN TATTOO.
*sigh* I wish he was one of my friends.
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You are making the assumption that it was simple kissing that caught the attention of security. I've been to the last 5 Madonna tours and I've seen couples (gay and straight) sharing a kiss, or even making out and no one blinks....BECAUSE THEY ARE WATCHING THE CONCERT.
Something else must have happened, or their conduct must have been out of control for anyone to even care enough to say anything. I think that there is more to the story than the alleged victim cares to say.
From the alleged victims own words, the security guard gave them the option to just cut it out, and let the others whom they were inconveniencing enjoy the show.
The fact that these two guys couldn't even control themselves after being asked to stop is more telling than the alleged beating. I'm sorry. While it is tragic that something like this could happen, and I don't think anyone should have been beaten, but the end result was not completely the fault of security, and it has ZERO to do with Madonna.
Most here agree that couples who make out in public are annoying, the gender or sexual preferences are NOT important. If this man and his partner were just kissing in a normal way, then I don't think there is a problem. Couples who almost have sex in fron of you deserve a blow in the back of the head. Either enjoy the damn concert or get a fucking hotel room. Be it a gay couple or some middle-aged fat fucks.
It has nothing to do with them being gay.. or a biracial couple or whatever.
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Also, sometimes he looks like that:
http://assets1.pitchforkmedia.com/images/original/32655.patrickwolfburbe...
Patrick Wolf is an amazing musician. Unlike Vadge and so many others. He looks...*throws up* But I don't care. He's my age and he's recorded three albums that I listen to a lot. And there's no shit in my iTunes.
This is just too good to be true.
Once again, my little gaylets, I will say it again, our civil rights are hanging by a thread and our communities response to it all is to hand that Illuminati thieving aids profiting rotten whorebag Demonna our last dime , its no wonder we cant ever get anywhere.
the fact that gays have much more rights in the UK means that those 2 can hopefully sue the pants off of Wembley stadium . Too bad these 2 gays can't jack cash out of Vadgezilla especially since she has bled our community dry and hasnt EVER gave shit in return .
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 4:05pm.
this really pisses me off. regardless of the venue, what is wrong with people that they can't accept a couple enjoying a romantic moment? if it was some middle-aged frump and her fat-ass husband, everyone would probably say "aww. how nice that they're in love." but if it's two guys, everyone gets all up in arms.
30 years ago, a black man and a white woman together would be a scandal. today, anyone harrassing a bi-racial couple would be called a racist. and think what we've missed because of all that old hatred -- halle berry and her hot model piece, seal & heidi klum's beautiful kids, nick cage and his barely legal japanese wife. (scratch that last one. ugh!). we could have witnessed something hot, like sydney portier and marilyn monroe, if our collective global view wasn't so jacked up.
it's about time that we stop it with the open hatred against the gay community. maybe we can focus all that hatred on something that really deserves our prejudice. like crocs.
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this really pisses me off. regardless of the venue, what is wrong with people that they can't accept a couple enjoying a romantic moment? if it was some middle-aged frump and her fat-ass husband, everyone would probably say "aww. how nice that they're in love." but if it's two guys, everyone gets all up in arms.
30 years ago, a black man and a white woman together would be a scandal. today, anyone harrassing a bi-racial couple would be called a racist. and think what we've missed because of all that old hatred -- halle berry and her hot model piece, seal & heidi klum's beautiful kids, nick cage and his barely legal japanese wife. (scratch that last one. ugh!). we could have witnessed something hot, like sydney portier and marilyn monroe, if our collective global view wasn't so jacked up.
it's about time that we stop it with the open hatred against the gay community. maybe we can focus all that hatred on something that really deserves our prejudice. like crocs.
"LIFE LESSON: Grow up and listen to security. I've no sympathy for them."
Do you really think they were the only people kissing in Wembley Stadium? To everyone who's said this, do you really think that? Do you think everybody else who shared a kiss was told to stop doing it by security?
Of course they weren't. That's the point, and that's why he didn't stand down - he's been an active fighter for gay rights his whole life.
I guess the civil rights protesters who refused to leave restaurants also deserved everything they got?
Just my two cents or ten.
ZOMG! Madonna is such a dirty fucking cunt! You know it was the club-banging GLBT that put her roided up pussy on her gilded throne, and now she's playing for closets at Spitzer rates!!! FUCK YOU MADONNA YOU STUPID TOOTHY CUNT!!!!!!!!!! Wait a goddamn minute... calling her a cunt is a fucking royal compliment! MADONNA IS SLIMY GREEN DICK!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!
Sincerely a fucking slut,
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Agyness Deyn anyone?
RIP the red locks
Who pays to see that old hag in concert? Everyone in the audience should be beat down for feeding that old hag's bank account by paying for her concerts where she squeals and wiggles on the stage.
I call bullshit on this story. I can not imagine people taking the time to leave their seats at a Madonna concert, or any other concert and miss action just to narc on 2 guys simply making out to security.
Me thinks there's more to this story! PLUS, if security asks you to stop...STOP. Your ticket only entitles you to a seat, not run the place and do whatever the hell you want.
Lastly, it is not Madonna's fault that the security hired at the venue ALLEGEDLY used force on these two. If that former "Fan" wants to stop being a Madonna fan because of this, it's his loss. There are plenty of fans who would love to scoop up those tix at future concerts.
LIFE LESSON: Grow up and listen to security. I've no sympathy for them.
that story about the vadge concert is beyond gross. family time my ass.
For a moment I thought it was a gayer Alan Cummings.
My gaydar tells me this queenola's package is all potatoes and no meat.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
It's a shame when a giant cock is wasted on a power bottom...and his outfit sucks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Submitted by Youri on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:25pm.
Oh please, I bet he didn't just kiss his boyfriend. He seems like a "In your face fag". I mean look at that outfitt. I'm gay and I would complain too. Besides I hate people who make out in public. Gay or straight it's rude."
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I completely agree with this.
Prudes? at a Vadge concert? GIMMEE A BREAK! That's an oxymoron!
He sorta looks like a spiritual adviser of mine. sorta. kinda. except for his wang thang there. of course i don't know about those things because it's all spiritual. and stuff.
Myohmy86 said:
"I thought I was a flamer but damn this lil homo takes the butt plug."
ROFLMAO-- may I use that as my sig line? You fuckin rock!
he deserves a beatdown for that shitastic outfit.
LMAO at the "family-friendly" Vadge show, tho.
stoney - yes, and on that front, I totally agree.
Thatd be like pulling the race card. Pulling the Gay card.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:41pm.
I'm just trying to point out the fact that, to me, it sounds like they got beat up for refusing to comply with security, not for being gay and kissing.
"pocket gas"?.lol..lol..lol.. MK.. your killing me.
I love the gays...they are fun and love to dance....except when they get beat up...I just run away.....what!?!? I say some thing wrong???
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Two gay men beaten to a pulp at a Madonna concert for kissing? Hello, lawsuit? If this isn't a blatant hate crime, I don't know what is.
Look like Madonna's eagerly swallowed the Kabbalah Centre homophobic teachings, and is now clamping down on the people who made her big in the first place...the gays!
Seriously, Kabbalah is very anti-gay. She's just too much of a publicity whore to risk the backlash that would come from admiting she's a homophobe now.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:20pm.
I could have SWORN this was Alan Cummings or whatever his name is, I'm shocked it isn't!
That's what I thought. I'e never heard of this fool before today.
ME TOO, I was like that's Alam Cummings dressed up as a Vadge fan.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Wow! if this is true & Madge hasnt released a statement addressing it - well its like that Donna Summers' kick way back b4 I was old enough to understand her fall from grace comment.
But sadly "gay friendly" doesnt always hold up!
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That's some crap to be sure, but I can't see the logic of him boycotting Madonna. Love her, hate her, whatever floats ya, but she's not in charge of security at Wembley. Those guys were on the stadium's payroll, not hers.
And I hate it when people turn legitimately offensive and discriminatory moments like this into a PR opportunity.
Has he got skin on his moles? Join the dots and you get a giant schlong!
Wonder which side he 'dresses'
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:34pm.
I see what you mean, but I'm sensetive about the phrasing. I go to a lot of concerts and I try and get away with stuff all the time, but you have to know that the security will throw you out if they think its their job to do so. Does it make me immature that Ill try and bend the rules at a venue to try and enjoy my expeirience more? I say no. Would it make me immature to expect to do whatever I wanted at a venue and not get tossed out? I think it just makes you dumb.
Im certainly NO authority on how to behave properly, so fuck me if I know how to be "an adult"
Thank god Im not passing my fuckery onto any kids, at least theyres that!
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Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:20pm.
I could have SWORN this was Alan Cummings or whatever his name is, I'm shocked it isn't!
That's what I thought. I'e never heard of this fool before today.