There's A Frozen Peen In The Sky!
Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.
This story about a bitch caught with his ski pants down comes to us from Vail, Colorado. The dude froze his ass off this past Friday when he was riding on a chairlift at a resort with his kid. The Smoking Gun says the lift's seat wasn't lowered, so the skier fell through a gap in the chair. Luckily for the dude, his ski got caught in the lift, saving him from falling into the snow. Actually, maybe it would have been less embarrassing for him if he fell and broke his arm or some shit, because while his body was stuck, his pants and chonies came down. And the world laughed while his peen tried to hold back the tears. It knew that if it cried, its mouth would freeze shut.
The accidental ski flasher hung (trust me, there's no pun there) there for 15-minutes while waiting for help. Workers finally reversed the lift and got him out of the seat. It took 15-minutes because they were too busy cleaning the piss off their pants from laughing so hard.
Getting a case of frostbitten dick, nuts and nalgas might be worth it, because you know this bitch is going to sue the pants (GONG!) off of the bitch responsible for this
TSG has one more picture taken by a witness. I would so be that bitch who took pictures while that sad man dangled pantyless from the sky. Say "icicle dick!"
Thanks Mary
Of all the things that could happen in a lifetime, this one ranks up there which will really last him a lifetime..."Poor Guy"!!! Talk about "Left Hangin"! and I use the term "loosely"! He gives the real meaning of indescent exposure a whole new outcome!
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:14pm.
I think I pissed myself laughing. I'm trying to feel bad for him but this is hysterical.
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haha..that's me
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Vail pricks. It's just a cheap ass version of Aspen you fucking cunts! Go where the slopes are actually worth more than a fucking hat with the word "vail" embroidered on it. Serves you right, asshat.
AND THAT GOES FOR ANYBODY WHO GOES TO VAIL!! Pricks.
Talking about mooning, that was a full moon.
I don't get how his pants came off. Was that really his kid? Hmmm!
Nominate him for Hot Slut of the Month!
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Those rescue workers are something else! James Haven wouldn't have been able to keep such a straight face!
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I think I pissed myself laughing. I'm trying to feel bad for him but this is hysterical.
This is one of those times I'd be glad I took my mom's advice and wore my 'good' underwear!
Dude doesn't have an ass crack in the second pic...how embarrassing.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
This is so embarrassing. i feel bad for the guy...his pix will now be all over the internet forever!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:08pm.
holy shit! I needed that laugh. My stomach hurts so bad from surgery yesterday, but "oh yeah I was on top of you" cracked me up.
How fucking horrible for this dude. Back in the day, embarrassing shit happened to people all the time but nowadays anyone can have it splashed across the internet. And it's there...forever. Sucks for this dude but this is the best laugh I've had all day.
Sheeps, you're about 5 pages too late.
Just enjoy the spontaneous thread;
it would not have happened in the open post.
When I was in Cancun for Spring Break I drank so much tequila I got wheeled up to my suite in a wheelchair by hotel security. They were just waiting at the front door for people, so I'm guessing that wasn't unusual down there.
Has anyone ever had sex in the snow with a frozen peen? I wonder what that would be like?
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
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He's not fooling me. He did tha shit on purpose. Probably has a hard time getting his wee-wee stiff and thought hanging upside down in the freezing cold would make it hard long enough for him to get some satisfaction. I'm telling you it was all a set-up. Viagra and Cialis are his enemies.
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I don't see any mention of drinking in this post. Unless you have something to say about skiing, a ski lift, or (arguably) losing your pants and undies in an embarrassing manner, the Rules dictate you take it to the Open Post. I'm not kidding. *stern looks*
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Wow, this is graphic.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
You guys are teaching me the hard way not to drink. EVER. Especially underage. It feels like eons until I hit 21, but the worst I've even done while drunk was laugh at person who injured themselves REALLY badly.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
OMG. I once got soo drunk at my friends birthday party that when I woke up I discovered I had peed all over my boyfriends bed. He told me to never tell anyone and to wash his sheets.
On my 21st, my boyfriend told me for days not to take any shots even if people offer buy them for me. I didn't listen. I took every shot that came my way. I passed out (standing up) in front of the whole bar and then proceeded to throw up all over my car while he took me home. My BF had to bathe me, his mom washed my clothes and he left my car for me to clean the next day. He took all my presents back the next day.
That, is fucking crazy.
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Thanks, Deb.
I had to scroll back to the frozen peen pic to cool my hot face off.
But sharing horror stories is like vomiting. You dread it, but you feel better after.
Maybe...LOL.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Hahaha, this pic is hilarious!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:10pm.
OMG, I'm mortified for you! Nice friends. Thanks for sharing!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:03pm.
Sounds like malt duck. Anybody remember that shit?
@Hysteria, thanks! That's very cool!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I would have been taking photo's too. In between exhaling from laughing so much.
How embarrassing and to have mini peen from the cold weather,how sad!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:57pm.
OFF TOPIC: hey Deb, the question you asked a while back on my Pat Hingle interview . . . it was in the mid '80s (no, not 1880s). so further evidence of how old my ass is. hehe
OT:
I'm back an hour later, and we're still on the naked butt guy!! this is hilarious. what a lousy day he had. hahahaha!
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Hahahahahah Aphid!!!
Seriously, Tequila will make me act a fool too. That shit does not play.
I usually drink beer, but when in the mood for hard liquor, I stick to Bacardi white rum dry and smooth. Mix it with 7up. It makes me a happy drunk. Tequila makes me a dangerous one. LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Years ago I had a friend with benefits.
We were at a party on night. So I woke up in his bed the next morning and my shirt was filthy, covered in dirt and schmutz and footprints. So I ask him, "how did that happen?" He said, "You were laying on the kitchen floor."
I asked him if he was there and he said "Oh, yeah, I was on top of you."
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Eli's a comin' and the cards say a broken heart
Deb - Cisco's were a really, REALLY sweet malt beverage I think it's malt anyway.
They were super sweet and super strong.
I can't find any info on them on google.
Just thinking about it makes me want to barf.
I had forgotten the reason why I stopped drinking tequila 20 years before when a bunch of friends went to see a friend do his tranny routine at a local club.
First of all, I read the 20 y.o's who came with us the riot act about drinking and driving and I was the one who got carried over the shoulder of some kid who poured me into my car and drove me home. Needless to say, I had a three day hangover.
THEN I found out I was dancing on the table and putting dolluh bills in my little boo boo boys bra with my teefs..
Fine role model I am.
Whatevuh. All in a days drunkeness.
Deb,
Part II,
One of the flunkies that decided to get my innocent little 17 year old self drunk was a 26 year old with dishonest intentions. So they scrape my sorry ass off the floor, get me back to the house and put me to bed. (26 year olds bed!)
He comes in, gently trys to roll me over, I said "Don't", he tried again, I said "Don't", he rolled me over and I puked on him, his bed and his floor.
Explain that to your girlfriend Bucko!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Jenna K on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:53pm.
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Haaahaaa that reminded me....
The hubs usually undoes his pants when he gets home from work. One Halloween, he and I were taking turns getting the door and when it was his (1st) turn, he had to quickly button up his pants.
He walks back into the livingroom and I asked him if he answered the door like that and said "Yeah, why?"
"Uh, cuz your zipper's undone."
He was a nervous wreck all night, waiting for the irate parents/cops to show up.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
OK, so this one time I had two wine spritzers and I tried to take my pants off over my head.
That's when I decided to cut back a little on the alkeehall.
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Eli's a comin' and the cards say a broken heart
Holy shit, this is the funniest thread ever! I can't really think of any embarassing stories of myself, but I have lots for my siblings.
One time many moons ago my sister & I were on a "double date" with our boyfriends. We were at a hall party and went outside for some fresh air. My sister decides she has to go to the bathroom (why we didn't just take our drunken asses back into the hall, I'll never know) so we head to this little laundry mat across the street. Being as it's like 2 in the morning the place is deserted. So my sister pulls down her pants, climbs up on one of the washing machines and proceeds to take a giant piss and SHIT in the machine. What a fucking pig, lmao. Best part was when the guys who were looking everywhere for us walked in. Ahhhh....good times, good times.
Did his ano get shot off in the war? Think the pants down is the least of his concerns...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:30pm.
As embarrassing as that had to be, it must feel good knowing that you're gonna get a free vacation every year at this resort.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
Excellent story, M.E., but what is a Cisco?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Farrah - I got 86'ed from a bar, at 21 for picking a fight with the biggest dude in the bar. I full on attacked him. For no reason. I was sitting at the bar, having shots, looking around for someone to fight.
Good times. Good times.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:50pm.
Luckily I learned the hard way, but this bitch cannot drink tekillya.
I get violent, black out and usually wound up home, in bed with the one person I DIDN'T want to go home with.
JUST SAY NO TO TEKILLYA!
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My friend Kim gets like that with Sake Bombs. Her BF was driving back from a "little" night out thru the Malibu Canyon and bitch starts going for the steering wheel. And all the time she kept on screaming and laughing... askeery shit.
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HS Drunk Story - My BF and I were going to one of his friends house parites. He was already 21, so, he could buy for us. I asked him to get me some Cisco's. The pink ones.
OMG! I don't remember how many I drank, but on the way home, I started to feel sick, so I hung my head out he window and started ralphing.
Then next morning he showed up at my house, came in and woke me up and said "Come with me."
I get in the driveway and there is his white CRX. With hot pink puke all down the passenger side of it.
He told me to bus my own puke.
LOL. Asshole.
When I was first pregnant, I forgot that I had undid my jeans in the car to be a little more comfortable.
I went shopping and walked all around before I realized my button was undone, zipper down and shirt untucked. Everyone must have thought I was a perv!
Luckily I learned the hard way, but this bitch cannot drink tekillya.
I get violent, black out and usually wound up home, in bed with the one person I DIDN'T want to go home with.
JUST SAY NO TO TEKILLYA!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:45pm.
Right back at ya, ho!
Clarisse! Part II! I'm on the edge of my seat!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Excellentos! Shame of it all! Hahahahahahahaha.
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ROFLMFAO @ M.E...Pee and Doot stories are hysterical. I'm snorling here..just about spewed some rice outta my nose.
Once my husband was dry heaving in my car after a night of drinking and I was laughing hysterically. In between heaves he was telling me SHUT HEAVE THE HEAVE FUCK HEAVE UP...I had to pull over I almost peed myself.
Dumb Bastid.
If that guy has any sense of humor whatsoever, that pic will be on his Christmas card next year.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:56pm.
The next day, the BF says I have to clean the car. I look in the back seat, and there's a perfect silouette of Bob with puke all around it!
@ Deb--
Oh, that's beautiful! Ur my kinda ho. LOL.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK