An 80s Lezzie Wedding
I do like that Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson look like a gayelle couple from the 80s getting married in Palm Springs. But I think that happened on accident. Anne probably knew Kate Hudson was going to be all dramatic-like by wearing some gay ass dressed, so she decided to play down her own outfit to make Kate look like a real asshole. It worked. However, Anne also fucked herself over with that Valley of the Dolls hair. An Ann Welles 'do never goes with a lezzie groom ensemble. Never.
Kate Hudson could be wearing a dress made out of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies and I'd still want to throw a mouth-foaming raccoon at her. And that dress would look better on my sister's Barbie from 1983.
Here's these two twats at the premiere of Bride Wars in NYC yesterday. SPOILER ALERT! The movie ends with both whores realizing how stupid they acted. They apologize to one another, but start arguing because one of them won't let the other one say sorry first. Then they laugh about it, hug and decide they should have a joint dream wedding right then! When the priest announces "I now pronounce you husbands and wives," they kiss their dudes and begin walking down the aisle. Kate won't let Anne walk down the aisle first, they side-eye each other and cut to black! HA! Those crazy girls. By the way, I totally made that up, but you know that's how it ends.
P.S. - Is it only me or is anyone ever bothered by rose petals strewn about like in the pictures below? I know it's supposed to be romantic and all, but where there's lone rose petals, there's a naked rose somewhere. And that's sad.
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Good call with the ending..that's how almost everyone sees it...let's see how it goes
love love love anne!!!!
how can she be be a bore when she may be a gayelle and at the same time the guy she dated for 5 years extorted millions of dollars and bought yachts and shit. oh yeah and when they finally locked him up for it he had to be treated for heroine withdrawl.
SHE IS NOT A TAUPE (GARNER)
I strongly disagree with this hair!!!she usually always gets it right fashion wise...maybe she tried to dress herself or switched stylist anyhoo
kate lost me when owen tried to kill himself. i know its not fair or her fault but still....im uncomfortable
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:11am.
God, I HATE Anne Hathaway. Can anyone give me a credible reason as to why she's so successful?
Her husband was a famous playwright.
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God, I HATE Anne Hathaway. Can anyone give me a credible reason as to why she's so successful? She's a crap actress, she's muckle-mouthed, she thinks she's all that - WHY is she going to get an Oscar nom this year? She's like that girl in drama class who has no talent, and yet gets all the lead roles. She has to have a pact with Beelzebub - there's no other explanation. Yuck. Even Kate Hudson is more likable than she is, and Kate Hudson sucks.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:34pm.
I'm bothered by the GD ugly skinny, split ankle pants Anne is wearing with those fugly shoes!
I think that's the best part of her look...it sure ain't her face...
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I'm bothered by the GD ugly skinny, split ankle pants Anne is wearing with those fugly shoes!
anne is just gorgeous! whereas kate's looks are forgettable!
First of all its a FACT: any movie released in January is a piece of shit that couldnt be released during the rest of the good parts of the year...thats where the fart bombs go..JAN and FEB..unless its an indie or foreign..but thats rare
2nd of all Kate Hudson..kiss of death...she sucks and is just a nepotism fart
the other one is a lucky accident that is mean from what my friends tell me that are her age and know her from her scene... and boring. SO ...in conclusion
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The war isn't working.
Why does Anne look like an escapee from Madame Toussaud's?
wow. two of the ugliest bitches on the planet. uh... why are they famous? for making bad decisions in husbands/boyfriends? yah, way to make women look stupid, ladies. i'd be so happy if they both dropped off the face of the planet.
Why do this "bride" movies always come out in January? JBlow's came out in January too. Is January the "bride" month?
I think these two should give up on men and just move in with each other. They make such a cute couple.
Omg, I laughed so hard... the fake spoiler (which was genius bc a movie like this would end like that) and then the lament to the naked rose!
that doesn't bother me, but what does is that I keep thinking "Isn't Kate Hudson like 10 years older than Anne Hatheaway?" I know she's only like 3 years older, but she looks/seems like she's for real 10 years older.
Nobody wants to see a movie about 2 bitches fighting about a wedding date. It is so stupid!
Oh, and by the way....can Anne Hathaway come out of the lezzie closet already?
Kate Hudson has added a few lbs over the holidays. I never understand why people like her.
They both look like crap.Hathaway's cheap pony tail hair piece and Hudson's dress make me want to blow chunks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'd give a used dingleberry...from my neighbor's dog's butt. Not my own.
Annie is a true beauty queen! she can shine even in basic black! & Katie rocked that Oscar de la Renta!
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i cant comment on kate, i blame her mother. anne looks nice. but i dont like those pants with that jacket. or maybe i dont like that cut of jacket with those pants. or maybe the pants and jacket are cute but the shoes are throwing me off. meh. it confuses me.
either way ANNE should never stand so close to lil miss ray of sunshine because she already looks like she shes been dead for at least 6 hrs without any help from non-acting kate.
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Submitted by jim on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:44pm.
HAHAHAHAHAA! Wow, not even a USED dingleberry huh?
hm, wait, used for what????
lol!
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NEITHER CHICK IS FUCKING HOT AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCKING USED DINGLEBERRY TO SEE ONE OF THEIR SHITTY MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dress is so Bob Mackie doing a dress for Cher Barbie late 1970's in an attempt to make worst dressed list for the tenth year in a row.
Kate's got some chunky elbows (thumb 9) and Anne's earrings are from the wrong decade for the hair, but her skin looks like butter.
ugh. never post about anne hathaway again
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:12pm.
I LOVE Anne Hathaway. That's new. I just saw her in this movie: Havoc. OMG - that girl's got a range and she looks good. I luvs her. I think I'll hate this movie tho.
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I like your version better MK. Kate's dress is horrendous...at least Anne doesn't look like a clown here, I like her all black lezzie look here!
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I LOVE Anne Hathaway. That's new. I just saw her in this movie: Havoc. OMG - that girl's got a range and she looks good. I luvs her. I think I'll hate this movie tho.
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i dont care one way or the other about anne but kate is a fucking douche...such a no talent loser...
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Anne looks like Winona Ryder in that fifth picture. Specifically, one of the pictures when Winona was in court for shoplifting and had a look on her face like "how could you possibly think I stole anything?"
I like Anne Hathaway because she doesn't auction off her used tissues on ebay.
Kate is so ordinary. The only reason she is anything is because of her mom.
And blueberry, I agree with about Anne. She is so freaking harsh looking or something. And she always wears that bright red lipstick. She is freaking ugly. I can't stand looking at her. But, for some reason she does look better than Kate in these pictures, but Kate is ugly, too! LOL!
I swear I can't stand that Anne girl at all, she can't act, she's ugly as fuck yet she's so overexposed.
at first i loved kate's dress
but you're right; it's totally 80s
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The first picture reminds me of another famous side-eye from one actress to another.
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Anne was great in "Brokeback Mountain." Now it seems she's in all these shitty movies.
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Oh Lord! First headbands, now the return of mermaid dresses? UGH! Reminds me of a late 1980's wedding dress. They were ugly then and they are ugly now.
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Rose petals annoy me. Gimmeee sumpin romanticlike thats personal. When Osama bin husband and I first dated he brought me gummy worms. He's an Entomologist (studies insects). Now that's personal. Rose petals are not sexy. Gummy worms and farting in a quiet bookstore are. He did that too.
I like Anne's shoes, that's the nicest thing I can come up with.
"but where there's lone rose petals, there's a naked rose somewhere"
this has never crossed my mind before
now, will i ever be able to see rose petals and not feel sad?! :(
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:13am.
I went to a custom shop and had pillowcases imprinted with Edward's face for my hairdresser and three middle-aged friends.
Most popular gift I have ever given.
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My sister wanst me to buy that cuddle pillow I forgot what its called with the guy hugginy you and she wants me to put edwards face on it! No freaking lie!!! Its ridiculous
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:13am.
I went to a custom shop and had pillowcases imprinted with Edward's face for my hairdresser and three middle-aged friends.
Most popular gift I have ever given.
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Yeah, the earrings seem a bit random, until you realize OB was a big sponsor of the movie!
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Submitted by Melanie.L on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15am.
You forgot to mention Anne's little tampon earings...I don't know how you missed those ;)
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Those are baby corn cobs.
I used to have earrings that were vials with weed in them. Ah, flaming youth.
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Anne hott (notice two Ts). Kate, moooo.
You forgot to mention Anne's little tampon earings...I don't know how you missed those ;)
Anne Hathaway is uglier than my husband's left pinky toe. But not the right one.
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This is off topic but I finally saw Twilight and although I made fun of this movie and had no interest in watching it my sister MADE me watch it..and well I fell in LOVE with that edward guy lmao I now Know what all the teens were drooling over
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Christmas is over :(
They both look about as good as their movie....
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It looks lame. I'll go see "Marley And Me" again and this time I'll have a tissue handy.
I saw "Get Smart" over the weekend. Movie was stupid, but I like Steve Carelle. He makes me lol
Anne was Ok in it.
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Anne Wells! Oh I love VOTD, such a guilty camp pleasure. Patty Duke and her over the top Neely, poor tragic Sharon Tate and her Barbie outfits. The dialogue is so execrable but so delicious.
On topic: I don't care about either of these twats.
Anne's quite obvious body language leaning her head away from Kate speaks VOLUMES!
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