Kate With Child?
These pictures of Kate Moss with a belly that doesn't concave have led some to believe that a baby friend is currently renting that space. Kate is in Thailand right now with her boyfriend and daughter. Yes, she's there right now! So get a kayak and paddle your ass over there! While you're there, bring me back a beautiful ladyboy, because I really need one as my professional confidante and go-go dancer.
Anyway, some source told The Daily Mail that while she's in Thailand, Kate has told her daughter's nanny that she's sending more work her way. The source said, "Kate told her that the bonus had been doubled, as she hoped she’d have twice as much work for her this year."
Kate isn't acting like your run-of-the-mill pregnant lady, because she's been smoking and drinking. The source said Kate is planning to detox in Thailand in a few days. Detox = shit out all your insides.
Yes, Kate could be knocked up, but she also could have just eaten something that wasn't an ice cube or a lemon seed. That's what you do on vacation. You get drunk, get fat and get dicked. Those are the rules. On the other hand, if she is carrying a lil' bundle of cokeyness, there has to be a reason for the fag in her hand and the beer juice going down her throat.
Obviously, Kate cares about her fetus. Fetuses get bored! Imagine just laying there, trying to find ways to past the time. It probably sucks. So Kate just dropped him a little beer and blew a little nicotine his way, so that he can lay back and enjoy the ride. If only Kate could shove a care package containing a bong, a Rubik Cube and an ABBA CD up her vagina, her fetus will be all set for the next few months.
P.S. - There's some Moss nipple in a couple of these pics for those that work for prudes! But in the future, if you see a Moss post, there's most likely going to be nekkid booby in it. That's how Kate rolls.
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She looks VERY knocked up, cigarette or no cigarette. That IS the tit fairy for Kate - she's as flat as a boy, normally.
She can't *possibly* be pregnant.
1. The titty fairy hasn't blessed her yet.
2. What man with a working peen, if given a choice, would stick it in her?
3. Trannies don't get pregnant. Oh! Did I say that out loud?
Like they say, once a junkie, always a junkie. When has a pregnancy stopped any addict from using?
Oh yeah, she's a good 3-4 months along... she's been an absolute bookend forever, even a few months ago she was as thin as could be.. this isn't coke bloat or any random weight gain... ciggy in hand, she's knocked up.
"now you all have numbers, so we're going to do this alphabetically"
When women with eating disorders or who have been very ill start gaining weight it goes to the belly and hips first.
To me she looks like shes been eating more than a tic tac a day and is developing a "normal" body.
Put some damn panties on!
What a skank. She is preggers with a nicotine addicted fetus for sure!
P.S. Michael K, we pigged out on In-N-Out in your honor for Xmas
Dreamboat is going to shit when he finds out and she should not be smoking....gross.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Major-Giggles on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:31pm.
Pregnant? Nah, she must of been eating!!
Besides she is smoking so she can't be unless she is braindead.
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She smoked throughout her pregnancy with her daughter, Lila.
I don't get how Kate Moss became a successful model. Not remotely attractive without 2 gallons of make-up and airbrushing.
And good luck escaping her fugly if you read Vanity Fair or Vogue. Dame gets a lot of print work. Lord knows why.
Last year at this time she was also in Thailand, with Petey, and she had us guessing about whether the two had gotten married. 'Member?
@KD- I think the lady in your avi is preggers too...
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Pregnant? Nah, she must of been eating!!
Besides she is smoking so she can't be unless she is braindead.
just bloat
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She really is the epitome of grace and class- makes me proud we share a nationality.
I’ve never seen why she’s considered so beautiful- she looks like a typical pikey to me- but I know someone who saw her on a plane and he said she had perfect skin. So, I should drink and smoke and take drugs and I too will have prefect skin? Life is not fair. Oh, he also said she had an enormous head, but his may be as she had the skinny smack addict body.
I expect she is pregnant. Why not? She doesn’t change her lifestyle and there will be someone around to love her when she’s old.
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even if she's not pregnant she is still a skank ho!
Personally I am truly hoping she ate a muffin.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:16am.
Kate Moss pregnant: ugly as hell.
Not pregnant: ugly as hell.
Kate Moss in the sun: ugly as hell.
In the dark: see above
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She's disgusting. A beer belly on Kate Moss, she's a slob.
"Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes..." -Robbie Williams
Kate Moss pregnant: ugly as hell.
Not pregnant: ugly as hell.
Kate Moss in the sun: ugly as hell.
In the dark: see above
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
She is not 22 anymore. That lower stomach happens to all aging women, even thin ones.
The jury is still out for me. In some she looks it, in some she doesn't. It totally does not surprise me that she would continue to smoke or even smoke crack while pregnant. Even noncelebrity idiots do that.
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I agree, not preggers.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
The picture of the clit scritch is classy.
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Submitted by Mawy: "Why do all of the wrong people continue to reproduce?"
It's one of god's cruel little jokes. Crack whores get pregnant against all odds, but the lovely healthy intelligent people I know have trouble conceiving. Why IS that?
Oh, and I don't think she's pregnant. Just gaining weight.
Mrs. G is right, we are comparing! I heard it said that women dress to impress the woman around them, not the men. Which I think is true. And there is no way I'm gayelle! It's too early for me to get dirty and go into detail though!
Is she smoking while pregnant? Skank ho...
I love when MK says "baby friend"...I don't know why, but it makes me smile everytime. You crack me up, MK
She only has that bump because she had a peanut m&m for breakfast instead of plain.
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I'm not buying this. The Mail story is premised on a 2,000-pound bonus and things the supposedly trusted nanny told someone else. It says Kate plans to get pregnant after she returns to London to detox. I thought she sent the Libertines dude packing a short while ago? Maybe it all makes sense in bizarro crack world...
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Wow, this is graphic.
From the side view with her tits hanging out, it seems she just got fat (beerdrinking and middle-age will do that to a former anorexic.) So I don't know if a baby is on board but it appears crabs are as she is scratching her bush in public.
Now, that's itchy!
Nip slip? That's a full blown tit reveal!
seriously Mrs. G I think we are all a bunch of repressed gayells, ha ha I'm kidding.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
She looks terrible.
Oh yay, bet the nanny's over the moon (ha!) about the new one, if that's what it is.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:15am.
Snowy- yeah, I think I'm more interested in those things too. I don't know why! I'm not a fauxmosexual, or a real one, I just think nip slips are fascinating, I guess.
bwahahahahaha I missed the conversation but I was JUST talking to my BF last night about this... I always check out girls butts ( to compare I guess) and nip slips always entertain me ..I was like do you think I am a leeeesbian? but he said no lol so yeah
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Ummmm, we have already seen her tits. Thats not new. The bandages are more important. Did she find out she had a baby on board and tied to kill herself? Is she trying to abort in another way?
I'm sure she's over the moon about it.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Snowy- yeah, I think I'm more interested in those things too. I don't know why! I'm not a fauxmosexual, or a real one, I just think nip slips are fascinating, I guess.
Sandbitch : ROTFLMAO
thank god for dvrs, I watched it again and again! but did you catch the nipslip when she was walking outside?
==I missed the nip slip! I was obviously focused on the spectacular ass slip. Checking youtube for nip slip...
crack baby!
LMAO KD, I was more interested than my bf. ha ha I was all DID U SEE THAT NIPSLIP! I don't think MK even saw it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Why do all of the wrong people continue to reproduce?
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Snowy- I didn't know you have a things for nip slips. :)
Sandbitch : ROTFLMAO
thank god for dvrs, I watched it again and again! but did you catch the nipslip when she was walking outside?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:55am.
I watched that ROL Bus last night and when that dumb bitch Heather fell down (hahahahah)
===Bitch went down FAST and HARD dint she? LOL Like a giraffe on ice.
seriously ewwwwwww not hot
also, speaking of nips, I watched that ROL Bus last night and when that dumb bitch Heather fell down (hahahahah) afterwards her nip was totally out. Do they allow that on VH1 these days? Did anyone else see that?****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
If all she does while she is pregnant is smoke and drink it will be a lucky child...God only knows what all she's into.....love how her boob is just flopped out there.
I'm sure she dumped the beer out of that Heineken and filled it with fresh spring water. And she's holding the cigarette for someone else.
What someone should really be asking is why does she have bandages on her smoking wrist????