It's Baaaaack!
I was beginning to think that American Idol looser (that's how we spell it around these parts) Sanjaya was working as a morning-shift shampoo girl at some salon in Shoreline, Washington, but he isn't! Sanjaya is leaping back into America's hearts like a precious deer with flowing Yanni-like locks with his new EP "Dancing to the Music in My Head" due out in exactly two weeks!
I wish Sanjaya's music in his head would stay there....forever. Yes, keep the music in your head, Sanjaya. It's safe there. No one will hurt it if it just stays in your head and isn't released into the wild. You can even dance to it. By yourself. Alone. In your head. Alone. Keep it there.
I feel like if I was trippin' out on shrooms or computer duster, I would completely become one with this album cover. I would dance inside this Cost Plus fuckery amongst the stars and swirlies. But since I'm as sober as a 4-year-old, it looks like it was made by his fans. And by "fans" I mean his big-tittied sister and that crazy crying girl. Actually, scratch that crazy crying girl. Even she moved on to David Archuleta and his baby teeth.
If you did some fucked up shit last night and need to torture yourself, head on over to Amazon to preview some of his songs. Or better yet, just watch Sanjaya's performance below. Watching this Bollylimp shit is like the equivalent of cutting yourself, but it won't leave nasty scars. i-Cutting!
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Sanjay is alive with the sound of music
Move over Kim Z I have a new faverate song in my mind!!!!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
It's like a wella bossom hair commercial from 1978...or like an old school herbal essences commercial...back when that shit was green in the bottle
i'm positive i heard some imac garage band sound clips in this mess.
I think they played this shit at my Cost Plus before Xmas...Have you been to the one in San Dimas? They don't fill their coffee and tea pump pots in a timely fashion.
I'm kind of surprised he's capable of growing facial hair.
! Who told you about Shoreline, Michael K?
Actually, Shoreline is too classy, a better place to name would have been Federal Way or Auburn, the area he's from. Or Renton. OOOh I know! BURIEN. Kent. I could go on.
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He is one ugly mo fo! Yikes!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LMAO that cover is almost as bad as kate hudsons 80s barbie reject dress....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
That boy needs to pluck those eyebrows ....
I just have three words for Sangay and his lucious hair and his retard face oh and his inability to impress me
And Jesus wept.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:31pm.
some fuckers will never accept that they'll never be famous.
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Oh he's famous alright, but whether or not he'll be able to actually make a career out of it, that's another story.
some fuckers will never accept that they'll never be famous.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:36am.
Hey Missy,
I'll share if you help me into the shower!
Submitted by theparkn8r on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:06am.
His floating head scares me.
Which one?
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
well it's not his fault I Jizzed In My Pants was taken as I'm sure that was his logical first choice
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
I'm not listening to this song. I value my hearing. But what I do want to know is what Sanjaya does to get such full-bodied hair. It's tremendous! Protein treatments?
you'd think that the intro in the begging would be in either hindu or tamil but it's actually in Greek with bad Indian accent something like 'what will happen when we wake up from this dream,from this bad dream,are we stupid we(?)?'..he needs to fire the 9year old who designs his stuff and maybe hire a professional to do something with his stage presence...
Rule One in creating EP titles: never give your critics ammunition.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
His floating head scares me.
oh great, another useless loser back to haunt me.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
LOL Jeffro!
Thanks bud!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Jeffro! Haven't seen you in a while!
That was funny! An F in sex, LOL.
Hey Clarisse...I gots customers in da house today so I won't be on much...here's a lil chuckle for ya though...
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are - 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now..
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Snowy,
Thanks muffin! I need to be in my bed, in my jammies, under my big ole comforter!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Clarisse! feel better!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
what's the difference?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW1n00nJw-s&feature=related
His next title will be "Talking to the Voices Inside My Head!"
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I only made it through 3 lines of his singing. Seems like he can do better than that. And he needs to work on his stage presence. I feel kind of sorry for him.
Oh, darn, work calls...
LMAO at that album cover! I love Sanjaya. Every time I see that happy, naive little face of his surrounded by that ridiculous hair it makes me smile.
You have GOT to see the youtube parody someone did of him. youtube "sanjaya parody" or something like that.
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omigod at that photo! XanaEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...that's all I will be singing today!
Ok. I have a hang-over and dot cramps. Soooooo fuck you Sangina and fuck you American Idol. and fuck you anyone who has ever been on American Idol.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I never though I'd see "quintessential" in a pop song title. Quick, someone ask him what it means.
Bollylimp shit LMAO @ MK
good morning to everyone
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Everytime I look at this I'm reminded of Iqbal from American Dreamz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbA1t0mmVEU&feature=related
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
i cringed and quickly turned away from the monitor thinking that would erase that picture from my memory. i'm seriously thinking about not coming back here until this story is on the next page. it was THAT scary.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:37am.
LOL, I am most taken by the hand sweeping through his Shirley Temple locks.
It looks like a stage hand's.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Is that the actual CD cover?
When I saw the pic without reading the text, I thought it was a joke that MK was making on Sanjaya.
Good grief! Look at that thang. The disembodied head, the magic marker swirlies, the cheap "photoshop" computer font text.
And to top it off, it looks like some dude is running his hand through Sanjaya's hair.
The singing isn't that bad; the song just sucks ass.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Somebody get a cloth, 'cos I'm about to shit myself.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:32am.
I'm hopped up on pain meds from surgery yesterday
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*cozies up next to shaniquanaynay*
mornin hookers!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I'm hopped up on pain meds from surgery yesterday and I still cannot tolerate this kind of fuckery!
Pete Wentz in a wig. I made it to 43 seconds and I want those seconds back thank you.
This fucking freak sickens me. May he and his ponyhawk forever burn in the fiery pits of hell.
It was worth watching for those faces! LMAO
I bet he spent hours watching Bruce Springsteen videos
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Dancing to the Music in My Head?
Asshole has been Listening to the Voices in His Head who’ve been telling him he can sing.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Awful.
If that is the album cover, it must have been part of a design contest of his fans.
How about "Dancing To The Fuckery In My Head"