It's Gross!
If you ever need a spokeswhore, hire HoHan, because her statements always sound like they were written by a 9-year-old girl (or me). When asked by Life & Style if it was true that she was no longer scissoring SamRo's clam box, she said, "We didn't break up. No. People need to stop creating drama, it's gross." Personally, I would've added an "Ewwwwww" and a "Shut up!"
The gross rumor HoHan is ewwwing about is that she's moved out of SamRo's house and their lezzietale romance has come to an end. Access Hollywood called it and so did TMZ.
Not only did HoHan gross about it with Life & Style, but she also went on her own blog to deny that shit, because it's not like she's doing anything else. She wrote:
RUMORSlittle piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE
It's gross. NOT TRUE. And the GOSSIP needs to stop. Got it?! Good. But wait. Do you think creating drama is gross when you leak it to the tabloids for extra coke cash? HoHan thinks not.
You know, I'm glad to hear they're not breaking up, because this is not how it's supposed to end! HoHan's supposed to roll on Ecstasy, wander through rural Fresno, knock on a stranger's door and tell them she's the daughter of God. That's how real fauxmosexuals end their lezzie relationships. I hope HoHan learned something from Anne Heche.
P.S. - The only thing gross about any of this is HoHan's bi-color weave in that picture above.
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What color IS that on Linds? Dulce de leche butter bean?
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Night night for me too, kids. Been a long day, & tomorrow will be as well. Sweet dreams, sleep well, sleep long.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Alright monkey's..I try to be the peaceful one...but I am so fucking tired of these two leeches.
'Ello, Samro and Hohan, go the FUCK away!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Ok, whores I love you more than Sam Ro loves to deep throat kielbasa, but I must say good nite, and I hope you all have smutty,slutty dreams involving sex hookers, midgets and dental dams that you never wake up from...I just love you that much....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:49pm.
The Lohan family seems to spend more time setting the record straight than actually doing anything resembling work.
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We're in a recession, and Mickey D's isn't hiring.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The egomania evident in this and her other innumerable blog postings is what galls me. Everything is about her. The f'in sun revolves around her and she'd have bumped off Copernicus for disagreeing with her.
The sad part is that a career built around club-brawlin' with your partner-in-clit, public bitch-slappin' your insufferable pappy online and allegedly getting fired form good t.v. shows since the star despises you is no career at all. White Oprah seems to have thrown in the towel and is thus thrusting the hard-livin' faced little sister on to every media outlet in the universe.
Someone mentioned Pepto Bismol? Please pass it this way cause I think I just got Nausea,Heartburn, Upset Stomach,Indigestion, Diareah from looking at these two dirty lesbians.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Some of the comments from her blog are amusing...
"is it true you have a scabby dirty fanny and your gf wont go down on you.
Just a little piece of true information i heard"
I find it interesting that a few months ago MK did an interview at a gay website (I know the link is here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look) where he said that he thought Sam and Lindsay were the real deal. Now he's been referring to Lindsay as a "fauxmosexual". What made you change your mind, MK?
The Lohan family seems to spend more time setting the record straight than actually doing anything resembling work.
Wasn't that Annalynne Mcchord all over SamRo's boy parts a few weeks back??? The best rebound is an upgrade...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
~Me, explaining dad's wierd fascination with homo bitches.
I'm way past "don't care" so why can't they just go away?
Again, sam's making that stupid scrunch mouth face. Someone please tell this scissor sister that if she keeps making it, her face will stay that way...
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:22pm.
Sam looks like he needs some Pepto.
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Hair stuck between the teeth?
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Bad tuna.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mad lesbian.
Sad lesbian.
Bad lesbian.
All are boring. Please to stick your face in the oven.
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Loho is Vicky Pollard. "WOT? NO! SHO'UP! Yes, but no, but yes, but no...seeshelikesmeandilikeherandSHUTUP!wearesoliketogetherforeverlikebonnieandclydeeventhoughtheyregirlandboy."
P.S. - The only thing gross about any of this is HoHan's bi-color weave in that picture above.
And Sam's face...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:22pm.
Sam looks like he needs some Pepto.
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Hair stuck between the teeth?
Sam looks like he needs some Pepto.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Stop scaring me! That giant head on that tiny body makes me cry.... What did they say in that Ax Murderer movie? "pumpkin on a toothpick!"
Get a closeup of her head and show her chest-high bellybutton at the same time, and I will have to go to the hospital to get my eyes removed...
She is engaged in a bit of clintonesque semanticing. Many couples profess that the u-haul at the door is just a move to get some 'personal space' so that we can get our relationship back on track, and so on. Been there myself. Its not a curative measure so much as a trial run for a split.
I will move in with samro and comfort her under three conditions: 1) no sex, 2) no womanizah on the stereo, and 3) she doesn't wear my t-shirts.
She can help me lose weight with unappetizing vegan food, and I can listen to her bitch about lilo and play her techno music...
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:57pm.
I am going to the store to buy some "I care"
.....no, no I'm not.
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You are my favorite person of the night!
I can just hear the whine that goes with that cheese.
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You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:05pm.
TOLD YOU WHORES! Sammy got HECHED...
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You read it here first, horz... Tiger coined that phrase months ago. :)
The lady doth protest too much.
Gross.
You're gross.
You're all gross.
Can we be gross together?
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
hohan looks old...still...poor samro
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Ok, rumors are gross or pathetic as I would call them. But this doesn't exactly apply to many celebrities who depend on them so much, such as HoHan. She hasn't done anything worthy in quite a while so she must depend on her fake relationship with that ugly chick she's dating to stay somewhat relevant. Sorry, HoHan.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
This is so totally their new schtick, right? The bombshell and her angry dyke take on the tabloids...?
"It's gross. NOT TRUE. And the GOSSIP needs to stop. Got it?!"
Um yeah. I don't think you want us to stop doing that. It'll bump Samro's price back down to $750/night where it belongs.
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I'm sorry to be Johnny One Note again, but DAMN, AFRICA! WHAT HAPPENED?
She was such a cute girl once. & she's only 21. Don't do drugs, kids ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
TOLD YOU WHORES! Sammy got HECHED...so who's the knob that Hohan's slobbin'....? It's gotta be a DOUCHE! But they having hot monkey sex while SamRo is sticking her tongue into warmed over cans of tuna....and crying her little lezzie heart out...Real lezzies never learn....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This post should have been consolidated below as "Three Break-ups You Probably Don't Care About."
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Wow, this is graphic.
Samantha just looks childish and ahm.........not attractive. I don't get it. Not that LiLo is any prize but she's in a different league. SamRo looks like a 12 year-old boy.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Hohan-STFU and go away. You are a dumb fucking kid.
Paris is for stoners.
She wakes up to that face, and she considers words gross?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
haha
save a heart, break a penis.
They look like a comedy act. A damn good one, too.
i know you are but what am i...what is lilo...twelve years old? who fucking cares...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
I just can't find enough energy to care about these two twats.
I am going to the store to buy some "I care"
.....no, no I'm not.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
this is the first time she has actually admitted they were together.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Gag me with a spoon!
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