It's Gross!
If you ever need a spokeswhore, hire HoHan, because her statements always sound like they were written by a 9-year-old girl (or me). When asked by Life & Style if it was true that she was no longer scissoring SamRo's clam box, she said, "We didn't break up. No. People need to stop creating drama, it's gross." Personally, I would've added an "Ewwwwww" and a "Shut up!"
The gross rumor HoHan is ewwwing about is that she's moved out of SamRo's house and their lezzietale romance has come to an end. Access Hollywood called it and so did TMZ.
Not only did HoHan gross about it with Life & Style, but she also went on her own blog to deny that shit, because it's not like she's doing anything else. She wrote:
RUMORSlittle piece of TRUE information:
we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE
It's gross. NOT TRUE. And the GOSSIP needs to stop. Got it?! Good. But wait. Do you think creating drama is gross when you leak it to the tabloids for extra coke cash? HoHan thinks not.
You know, I'm glad to hear they're not breaking up, because this is not how it's supposed to end! HoHan's supposed to roll on Ecstasy, wander through rural Fresno, knock on a stranger's door and tell them she's the daughter of God. That's how real fauxmosexuals end their lezzie relationships. I hope HoHan learned something from Anne Heche.
P.S. - The only thing gross about any of this is HoHan's bi-color weave in that picture above.
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yah... the only thing gross here is lindsay... i think samro has sucked all the pretty (if there was some) all out of her.
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I agree... it's so boring to see her smerky ass faceall the time... I can only imagine her asshole is twice as tight. Lighten up for dogs sake!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Why does Mademoiselle Samantha always have to pout and pose like an eight-year-old who doesn't want her picture taken?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:23am.
Fucking Lohans!
From Lilo's blog: we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE
===Get your stories straight indeed...who the fuck do the Lohans think they are. Pffft. Why doesn't she tell *ALL* her, um, friends to stop the fuck reading gossip and emailing her!
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Thank you! I forgot to say that yesterday. What kinda friends you got that believe the shit they read in the rags? Hunny - you need new friends is all.
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I can't stand either of these two poosay-likkers.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Blowhan, finish High School, and get your immature head out of your booze-soaked ass.
Okay, I don't hate SamRo. There. I said it.
That being said...
The girl always tries to give that "I'm such a badass" smirk.
She actually looks like she's trying to fish the pubes from between her teeth.
Just an observation.
I'm so glad that they are still together, I can finally get some sleep now.
Boy, that Samro is so damn pretty, Lindsay is a lucky girl.
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Why does that scrawny broad keep making with the sour puss?
Why does Sam always look like she's passing rabbit pellet turds??
...every once in a while *Ploot*....*Ploot*....yet there is no relief...
I have a correction to make re: Sam. She does look like a 10 year old boy. That stays. And some men do go for 10 y.o boys in which case Chris Hansen will be on their shit.
Hohans are the new version of rich white trash. Everytime one of them 'tries to set the record straight' they draw more attention to their skanky whorebait selves.
I love people like this! It empowers me and gives me good self esteem! I ain't as fucked up as I thought! YAY!
she's such a fauxmosexual!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Hohan looks like a willy wonka hippie vampire (her teefs...that horange skin...her stringly weeds)
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Not to mention her dried out cokey-looking lips.
Bitch probably couldn't salivate even if you dangled a dill pickle in front of her.
Fucking Lohans!
From Lilo's blog: we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE
===Get your stories straight indeed...who the fuck do the Lohans think they are. Pffft. Why doesn't she tell *ALL* her, um, friends to stop the fuck reading gossip and emailing her!
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:19am.
Why does SamRo always make the "douchebag" face?
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I think SamHo 'became' a lesbian because she knew men wouldn't go down on that shit. She looks like a ten year old boy.
And Lindsay is a Ho down on the muffin. The bitch can't act and I hated when they were comparing pics of her to Marilyn Monroe or Ann Margaret. There is HARDLY a comparison. The bitch is a ground feeder.
Why does SamRo always make the "douchebag" face?
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god i love anne heche, the celestia incident was awesome...hohan has a lot of learning to do from celestia...
Please. I'll take any hoe who says they don't want attention seriously as soon they go down to their local Kmart and get a job there. Or go to university. Train as a plumber. Anything.
Who actually cares?They will sooner or later...it's just a matter of time.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Bitch, please!!! If it werent for the tabloids and gossip sites posting pics of you as you go thru your self induced trainwreck of a life, what would YOU do??
Maybe you should get your story straight: You are a talentless, used up at a young age, dead in the water career, 3/4 junkie, self absorbed and self important white trash brat. You would suck a cow's udder if it would get your pic in the paper. Get yourself a good therapist and an alternate career.
AND every GOSSIP website
Damn, I almost felt like she was talking directly about dlisted and felt guilty for a second. Meh, the second's over.....
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:24am.
Once she tires of both men AND women, farm animals and picnic tables should follow.
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and fruit, don't forget fruit.
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his is really gross....Both are immoral.
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Laurel and Whoredy Should really try to do comedy.
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"That's gross"... Uh, no, whorehan, you're gross. And stupid. Nobody buys your "I'm a lesbian, but not a lesbian" act. Stop being such a leg spread attention whore. For the 1st time in your life, get a clue & grow up...
Sam looks like a guy I saw at the carnival~ creepy with a touch of Charles Manson. Needless to say, I was not ammused.
Never looked up Samantha's age until tonight. Had no idea she was 31.
These two will never last. Lindsay has men on her mind at least half the time. Please get rid of the horse hair.
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What's gross is Samro. Especially in this pic....I want to punch her in her annoying/ugly/nastyass face.
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Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:49am.
Lindsey should think about maybe doing a movie or something.
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Is that some kind of threat?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Lindsey should think about maybe doing a movie or something.
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Why does Sam Ro always look like she's got a pube stuck in her tooth? WTF with the constant scowl?
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Hohan looks like a willy wonka hippie vampire (her teefs...that horange skin...her stringly weeds). Sam is grungy gone bad.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:18am.
Once she tires of both men AND women, farm animals and picnic tables should follow.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
P.S. - The only thing gross about any of this is HoHan's bi-color weave in that picture above.
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and her freckles and nasty ranga skin!
Sam needs to eat (food) in order to stop looking so grumpy.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:02am.
Haha TV, Well at least she had fun.
I think that when Hohan finally does leave, Bukake #15685464 will make its debut.
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Maybe this explains why Michael Lohan posted on his blog that he and Lindsay have had a truce so can everyone shut the fuck up, STAT. Then he quoted another bible verse. Bossy cunt.
I'm going to be a gross-ass mother fucker and say that Lezlo looks kinda good in this picture...now, someone hand me a gun so I can shoot myself for that comment.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:10pm.
When I read your post and saw that picture, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
Just wanted to let you know! :D
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:58pm.
Then again Grandma, I heard was a wildcat when SHE was young.
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She's not too bad now, either.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:54pm.
hahahah Manimal!
I grew up in NY, and that is how we always pronounced whore....."fucking hoowa"
Exactly. I just remember my Grandmothers dislike for one of my raunchier GF's when I was a teen.
She told me, "That girl is nothing but a hoowa".
Then again Grandma, I heard was a wildcat when SHE was young.
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hahahah Manimal!
I grew up in NY, and that is how we always pronounced whore....."fucking hoowa"
hahahhaha- I'm dying here.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Dayum I shoulda went to Balenci's for dinner!
I love Sammy's face here=)) Still thinking Sam is WAY more into Lilo rather than vice-versa. I dunno why they are still clinging to this farce.
LOL@Speely's Pollard reference=))
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I made pulled pork [crock pot overnight] tacos with homemade tortillas. Fresh corn salsa with lime juice, cilantro, tomato, red onion, and topped with sour cream and guac. Im trying to make you all hungry;]
Manimal I just saw your post after I posted! Hot dogs and PB? Ill have to try it.
Im outta here, have a super night you Dlisted sluts! Raise Hell for me!
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why on earth does Lindsay always look like an oompa loompa that just bathed in newborn poo poo?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Gross, grote, grotesque.....oh sorry...my dinner, hot dogs with peanut butter.
On Topic: Samro is a man and Hohan is a hoowa.
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