Beauty And The Crackie
What about Blaaaaaake?! Blaaake! Blaaaaake! I'll scream his name while running down the street barefoot since Wino obviously isn't anymore! Instead she's screaming Joooooshhhh. Joooosh. That shit just isn't the same. Your vocal cord doesn't wiggle when you scream Jooossshh. Josh should think about changing his name to something that's easier to scream. Think of the Wino!
Anyway, Josh Bowman is the name of the hot piece Wino has apparently been getting close to while on her neverending St. Lucia holiday. The Sun says Josh is some kind of rugby player and met Wino while on vacation with his mommy and sister.
I know what all of you are thinking, "What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!" You whores are so superficial! Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he's always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it's a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!
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she looks a little pregnant in the belly...she has some serious bloat going on...this just proves that most guys will hit almost anything that is thin. i think he is even checking out her butt! eewww!! it is possible that wino has a uniquely interesting personality when she is not so high. but really, the only way i can wrap my head around it is by thinking that men are just super horny & she is a dirty girl.
why does she keep sucking her thumb...ugh..i keep forgetting that among her other numerous issues she has missing teeth...WTF is up with this guy???
maybe he feels the need to rescue her, we all know guys with that issue.
Wow, someone is a hard core fame whore and gold digger. Oh sorry, wait, it must be true love.
During these tough economic times, Winehouse's filth and funk take second stage. Homeboy's getting a piece of nearly $30 million booze-soaked crust and I'm not hatin'.
Get yo' ho on, ManWhore!
Word to the wise, there are Wineloonies from the official site(s) posting in here.
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Colbert also mentioned Gargamel on the 5th..wow..World Gargamel Day
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:35pm.
lizzie/KD FOUND IT! LOL
http://www.dlisted.com/node/24474
So, I pressed play wondering if I will recover and it said 'video removed' Thanks for finding it but even bigger thanks to whoever prevented me from frying my eyes.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
yah, wino looks better... at least for now... what a cute couple too... and at least for now...
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"this is vicious"
'Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he's always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it's a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!' --- Obviously, no one does it better than you, MK... but you have to admit, she's looking better than ever, and just may survive 2009 after all. Good for her!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
She looks healthy and happy! MK, once she gets back on track, you'll run out of things to say, just like you did with Britney!
She's looking good these days. He looks like he doesn't indulge, maybe he'll keep her on the straight ans narrow. Hope he's not using her like the other clowns she's hooked up with.
Baptized in da funk!
She's kinda cute these days. I love her little pooch belly.
dang! he is hot.
good luck to her
You know what? Good for her. I hope he keeps her away from the crack.
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
I think straight men will fuck anything that has a coochie...I am tired of seeing allover the place couples where the guy is super hot and the girl is a troll. My theory is that these girls probably have low self esteem and would let the hot guy do just about anything to them in anyway he wants in order to keep him. And the guy can get his rocks off all he wants without having to put up with a high maintenance goodlooking bitch who won't even go down on him. And if that is not the case, enlighten me then.
Either way, Wino and her missing teeth just hit the jackpot. I am jealous.
is the dude blind? I mean seriously. SERIOUSLY! He needs to get a psych exam or something....all those hits in the head from rugby has destroyed his judgment or something. you dont date amy... you just call her when you need some blow....not a blow job.
though in all honesty this is the best i have ever seen her look in a bathing suit. But still not good enough to be dating that hot piece of rough man meat.
Mk's post makes it sound like she dropped it out of her mouth, not her twat. That is actually much less disgusting. Which one was it?
Snow,
Thank fuck the video has been removed! You made me click you bitch.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
lizzie/KD FOUND IT! LOL
http://www.dlisted.com/node/24474
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
All you bitches are JEALOUS, Josh is one hot fucker! Wish them well and move on.
OMG, are you guys serious? I must have missed that one. GROSS!
@Snowpiece.
Fuck. WHY GOD WHY?
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
lizzieb unforch I remember that too! SPLOT! OMG the crackie memories!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I meant 'shut' but didn't have the heart to edit it. Oh Amy, have a wash and pack it in. How a woman of your age can look so worn out is a mystery......
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:43am.
He has to be a golddigging fame whore...I can't believe any sane, normal man would get anywhere near her.
I still remember that video of her dropping Blake's spooge out of her twat all over a table and laughing.
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Please tell me that this is a nightmare you had after too much cheese and not an actual fact. If it is fact I am keeping my eyes shit for the rest of my life in case I see it.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
There's a Zen question; Which has more crabs, the beach or her crotch!
He has to be a golddigging fame whore...I can't believe any sane, normal man would get anywhere near her.
I still remember that video of her dropping Blake's spooge out of her twat all over a table and laughing.
*running off to vomit*
This is so staged for the paps. No way any guy with normal to legally blind eye-sight would touch her with a ten foot pole (or any other pole for that matter.) In one picture she is sucking her thumb. She is a drug-addled mess.
Gargamel is sexy i don't give a damn
http://r-e-ana.livejournal.com/
*sigh*
she needs a lot more than a vacation and a man, but whatever
meh, at least she's smiling
love you amy!♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I love Amy's music, but as a person, she's one crazy ass bitch.
But she looks clean and sane in these pictures. Her stomach scares me though, she looks prego. =l
Nice to see her happy finally.
my eyes....BURNING no more of her PLEEZZZ
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Damn, he's fine. WTF is he doing with *her*??
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
He found a sugar mama,no hot man would tap that for free
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Amy's abdomen is so distended that it looks like she needs to make a bowel movement or she is in liver failure....
Submitted by versxxxjock on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 3:01am.
OMFG...that guy is hung and HOT!
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correction dumb, hung and HOT!
as long as he doesn't talk i'd hit that!
Awwww look at them, bless their hearts, they look like Adam and Eve, so in love.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:01am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:29am.
If only Amy put as much thought and foresight into her career as she did her bathing suit selection.
Ha! Best post.
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Edit: No! The last one is better.
Aw shucks! I could teach you some Ozslanglish if you like , seeing how Sheeps isn't interested???
OMFG...that guy is hung and HOT!
"I know what all of you are thinking, "What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!""
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Actually, i'm not thinking that..it has been my experience that rugby players have the ability to fuck anything (no offense to any rugby players out there..not all are like that but i sure do know a hell of a bunch that are..)
"lacrosse: the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes."
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:16am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:14am.
Thanks, but I'm sticking with English.
You're no fun Sheeps!
Submitted by miffed_33 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:14am.
Thanks, but I'm sticking with English.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 1:07am.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:53am.
*making notes: "swimmers," "donkey's yonks"*
haha I will have you talking 'Aussie' in no time.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:53am.
*making notes: "swimmers," "donkey's yonks"*
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:29am.
If only Amy put as much thought and foresight into her career as she did her bathing suit selection.
Ha! Best post.
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Edit: No! The last one is better.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:29am.
If only Amy put as much thought and foresight into her career as she did her bathing suit selection.
I really think she's getting her shit together a little. The last couple of days she has been wearing 'NEW' swimmers (bathing suits),it's been donkey's yonks since she has been seen in anything not picked up off the floor and re-worn.
I'd heard rugby players would fearlessly tackle anything.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Hysteria on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:28pm.
Thanks, Zomay! The most important thing I've learned in this thread is that smurfs are 100% socialist.
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Crazy USELESS knowledge! That's what friends are for.
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No matter how much crack you smoke, how skinny you get, there's no escaping crack belly. It just happens.
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If only Amy put as much thought and foresight into her career as she did her bathing suit selection.
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Wow, this is graphic.
I just went back and checked the pic's from the other's and (Submitted by larkspurrr on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:58pm.
That aint the same guy from the previous set. this guy is waaaaayyy hotter and doesn't have his pubes growing up to his abs.) is right although on closer inspection there is actually 3 different guys, WTF?
And I must admit she has had 4 or 5 different sets of bikini's in the last week so things are looking up.
nah sorry it is only 2 guys.
I don't know, if one is bare chested, she should be trusted with a cig very close. I envision burns. Somehow, I associate her with sloppiness, and lack of co-ordination. And that's only on pavement.