The First Cat Is In Heaven
At least I was respectful and didn't call him the First Pussy! Besides, we all know who the real First Pussy is. Stop! Now is not the time for my fuckery. We must mourn the passing of the second greatest member of the Bush family (Barney is the first, sorry).
The White House website says that the Bush's 18-year-old cat India passed away yesterday at home. India was given to Barbara when she was 9. India stayed with George and Laura when Barbara went off to college.
The family also called India "Willie" and "Kitty." Okay, she must have died from confusion, because they kept calling her ass all these different names! I'm joking again and now is not the time. I'll stop. But seriously, you know that evil Barney has something to do with this!
Rest in peace, India/Willie/Kitty......
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Submitted by M.E. "There has been a black cat in the White House all these years???????
DARK SIDED!"
You just made me laugh so hard, M.E.!!!!
The Scientos got to him.
Ahhh, just kidding. I wish that kitty could come back as a person and tell us about all the dysfunctional fuckery that he saw.
At least Socks Clinton is still hanging on!
There has been a black cat in the White House all these years???????
DARK SIDED!
Yeah...I'd probably off myself too if I had to leave the lap of luxury to which I'd become accustomed.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~