Monday, January 5th 2009
Busty Hearts Is Making America Proud
Busty Hearts, the hot bitch who should have won America's Got Talent, took her chichis of mass destruction overseas to demonstrate her skills on a Spanish TV show. Now TMZ says one of Busty's tracks came out of her head while she was pounding melons, but I didn't see that shit. I get off seeing weaves pieces try to escape, so I watched it over and over again to see the exact moment, but it never came for me. Maybe because I was too busy trying to comfort my crying nipples.
And Busy still doesn't have shit on Aretha Franklin. Aretha can break a bowling ball in two just by flashing her CHICHIS (so big you gotta use all caps) at it.
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I thought it was Dina Lohan as well. More breast implants for her in the future?
It happens at 0:21. Then she shovels it to the floor before anyone notices. Hahah
she sure does look like Dina Lohan. yikes.
she is from my hometown! woo
ok titties are not to be used for this. period.
she must no longer have nerve endings in those things. this is some true fuckery..
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I dont think, I drink.
how could you miss the weave falling out?? it happens in the first 3 seconds!!
designgoddess
gmxm: oh come on, she is the only claim to fame we got around here..
Wow...ouch and why?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I need sensation in my boobs to live, but goddamn. My mammaries wept when I watched that.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
*does her best ET impression* Ooouuuch....
seriously though... OW OW OW!
Why didn't he want to eat the watermelon?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
What am I doing with my life?
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Her hair extension falls out on the first hit. She then slides it off the table onto the floor. Watch the table by the watermelon on the right side. You will see it.
Whoa! Gallagher got a sex change?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:02pm.
TITTY ABUSE! TITTY ABUSE! Call TPS (Titty Protective Services) on this bitch...Just like you don't waste alcohol, you don't abuse some big ol' titties...It's not cooool...
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thank you tl. I got your back... well tail... but not literally! Cause you know hu hu hu only a fool would grab a tiger by tail.
hmm how about i have your tits instead?
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Have my tits? You and who else? I got six of 'em here....
Meh, fuck tits...No, not literally, slut! *wiping of sex goo*....
No forget the titty abuse, let's talk about how UNCOOL it is to waste booze...That Crack of Love Bang Bus whore is dead on there! What's her name? That whore needs to be a DListed HOT SLUT! Ok, the TITTY MELON MONSTER does too, but to be fair...my heart belongs to booze over boobs...That's just how I roll. Plus, Crack Rock of Bang Bussin' Love showed respect for the booze...Where was TITSZILLA's respect for her fun bags? Yeah, didn't see it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
for you titty lovers.....I laughed when I read this:
http://jezebel.com/5123530/self-conscious-about-your-nipples-try-the-nip...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
You know the hottest free dating site .... www.Sugarmommymatch.com ... search your friends and recapture some of your youth and try striking up a relationship, whether romantic or flirtation,just friendship and fun, with some funny ones!
She lives near me... not that I'm proud. My mother saw her at the grocery store and went running the other direction. How terrifying.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:02pm.
TITTY ABUSE! TITTY ABUSE! Call TPS (Titty Protective Services) on this bitch...Just like you don't waste alcohol, you don't abuse some big ol' titties...It's not cooool...
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thank you tl. I got your back... well tail... but not literally! Cause you know hu hu hu only a fool would grab a tiger by tail.
hmm how about i have your tits instead?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
hey my first double post, how queer.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:26pm.
i thought she was a dude
That's the way I read it.
....that's a man, baby...yeah.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by calamity on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:28pm.
Back in the day I had a wonderbra padded bra pad migrate out of my bra cup and down my sleeve.
I was conferencing with a HOT new guy, and it worked it's way out my cuff. Electric blue. :-(
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
forget about her fun bags what about her jaw! FFS whats in america's water!
Submitted by calamity on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:28pm.
****THE WEAVE FALLS OUT AT 0:21, AFTER THE SECOND TIT-HIT****
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Yup-- and she "stealthily" picks it up at 00:24. Smoooooth.
just when you think people couldn't get any stupider
...they grow tig ole bitties
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
TITTY ABUSE! TITTY ABUSE! Call TPS (Titty Protective Services) on this bitch...Just like you don't waste alcohol, you don't abuse some big ol' titties...It's not cooool...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:26pm.
i thought she was a dude
That's the way I read it.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I could barely crush an ant with my little tits.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought I had big 'uns. I'm a K cup, and all natural. She looks disgusting.
Busty Hearts?!??!?! More like "busted old tart"
Wow. Is that what she does 9 to 5?
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Donne-moi Ta Bouche..Sensation
À La Vie à L'amour
Ah! C'qu'on Est Bien
Chaque Jour Se Vit D'espérance...~Belanger
...who knew fakeys were so tough?...you hear every now and then about implants "popping"....what the hell has to happen before they pop?...I would never have guessed they were so durable and tough...all I can say is ShamWow!...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
****THE WEAVE FALLS OUT AT 0:21, AFTER THE SECOND TIT-HIT****
i thought she was a dude
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:11pm.
She most likely has no sensation in those things. She could plop them on a hot stove and not know until she smelled burning rubber.
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hahahaha....why not burning flesh, are you insinuating that the chichis are fake?
Why would anyone want to do that to their chichis, chichis are to handled with love and caressed with $50 bills. Leave the watermelon smashing to Gallagher!
Does she crack nuts during the holidays? At parties? Or elsewhere? My friends would be saying, "Have your dad do that trick with his moobs, pweez?" I was, still am kinda, certain that Busty is actually a guy. This video makes my chis want to hide under an xtra bra.
what???!! I thought that was Lohan's mother .I need a drink
Coma Caca!!
She's got a voice of a 50 year old trucker after a night of pot smoking and beer barrel chugging.
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Aki Hoshino Gallery
God Almighty...just when you thought you'd seen everything. I'm really really glad I've been drinking for a few hours...cocktails make even that kind of nasty amusing. Now we know where all the NBA's missing basketballs are.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:38pm.
HOLY CRAP! My boobs hurt just watching that. CHICHI ABUSE!
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Same here.
These cant be real either - it d be like a man cracking open an orange or a peach with one of his balls.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:36pm.
Holy cow!!!
ps Wiki refers to "Kayla Kleevage." Hwat!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
....imagine how many fish have lost their lives under those monsters....
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
Her nipples look like softballs poking through a hefty bag.
I noticed it the first time it played. At :20 her hair falls off and she flips it on the floor. LOL!
What a dumb cumbucket...
Latin countries are greeeaat! They used to show soft core porn at midnight on like the PBS station when I lived over there...
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I want to rip his nuts off with my teefs, filet his penis, cook it up and feed it to him with freshly squeezed nut sauce on top! ARGGGHH!
She most likely has no sensation in those things. She could plop them on a hot stove and not know until she smelled burning rubber.
Are those real or what?
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
.br is Brazilian. That would be Portuguese. :)
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:26pm.
I just had to take a pain pill after watching this.
I have nothing to say about titty-busting bitch here, I just wanted to say; what a cute wittle puppy breaktheleash!! He/she looks so happy and infinitely smooshable, lol.