Monday, January 5th 2009
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Courtney Love's Malibu shopping outfit is making my eyeballs go in opposite directions, but it probably makes total sense to her. It's like she's wearing one of her blog posts. When I was a lil' homo, this is the kind of shit I would put together in my mom's garage using her old disco dresses, my sister's tap dancing outfits and my abuelita's fake jewelry. Just like Courtney, I too looked like a beat down Knott's Berry farm waitress with a bad Dilaudid addiction (shout out to Brittany from Interevention).
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Could be a publicity stunt. She put the together the most disgusting outfit she could find in her closet in hopes of getting the paparazzi's attention.
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I actually feel kind of sorry for her; she just looks sad and old, and even appears to have put on quite a bit of weight (It might be the frumpy dress though).
This poor pathetic woman. She needs mental help terribly.
Oh my GOD I have missed you Michael...I have been addicted to facebook. Thanks once again for making me laugh my ass off!
Courtney Love and Misha Barton are a lesson to everyone famous that you need to be nice to stylists if you have no idea about clothes - look what happens when they get tired of your bellyaching and dump your tired arse!
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
her outfit looks like she walked into a resale shop while blindfolded and tore off drape pieces and sofa fabrics and glued them on to herself. why is she walking around with ankle weights in her ballet flats? along with rehab, she clearly needs stylist intervention!...
i dont know why this ho sometimes insists she is not on drugs. it doesnt matter. THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE.
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I dont think, I drink.
She actually looks good for her age, but yes, the white-trash clown dress needs to go.
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I can't believe she actually purchased this outfit somewhere. At first glance I thought she made it herself it looks so sloppy. ~Love~ the ankle bracelets!!!
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is she fucking serious? go away CL.
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The war isn't working.
Stuck in the Desperately Seeking Susan era
She might have been able to pull this look off 15 years ago but it looks ridiculous on her now.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'm so confused! She actually paid money for this load of garbage? The red crystal necklace is the only thing she's wearing that's pretty.
WTF is that crap hanging off her ankles? I really thought she had been working on trying to improve her image, but this is just sad.
She needs to find herself a good stylist asap because this look is not working.
Um no, just no!
The lady's obviously a fruitcake. She picked up a cheap Halloween costume from a thrift store, put it through a wood chipper to give it that deconstructed look, and then slept in it a few days before wearing it out. The sad thing is she's got the money to afford nice designer clothes. What happened?
mystery solved:
this is the reason why he shot himself., after seeing this mess, i kinda want to do the same.
OMG are you kidding me? This has got to be one of the most ridiculous ensembles I've ever seen her put together. She looks like she stole a bunch of clothes off a homeless person. Is that dress even clean? Tra-shay!!!
she obviously has no friends
xx LOVEBUNNY
That shitfest cost her like $50,000 on Etsy.
ETA: That's not a slag on Etsy, don't get me wrong. A lot of the (56 pages worth) of stuff CLove has bought on Etsy is gorgeous ON ITS OWN. Not all piled on SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Jesus.
Good God almighty, how did she even get such an assemblage of fuckery onto her body?!? Is that a garter belt hanging from her shoulders?!?
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"Now is not the time for my fuckery."
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See mom I told you there was a Fucked up Trailer Crack Head Barbie!!
Her clothes are just as fucked up as her writing.
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All she needs is a dollhouse and she'd be all set!!!! Where is Chris Blackwell, yo?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Nice fucking stockings. Haha. I said stockings.
Looks like cindy lauper had a garage sale.
More importantly, why are her hands always dirty
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"It is what it is"
Isn't she a grown-ass woman with a daughter to raise? C'mon. I actually felt rage looking at the photo. WTF.
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Submitted by Leona on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:17pm.
"'amember when your Mom would do a normal embarrassing Mom thing"
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My mom did and still does dance (that is, twitch convulsively) to whatever Muzak is being piped into whatever venue--bank, restaurant, Coldwater creek, it doesn't matter.
If there's music, she's a-jerkin' along.
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Tell that story to Francis Bean. Remember when Courtney Love lifted her shirt and let some random dude suck on her tit in a fast food joint for the paps to catch for all of posterity (fuck spellin')? Yeah, live that shit down....How'd you like THAT to be yo' mama...? And that ain't even the worst of it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:17pm.
"'amember when your Mom would do a normal embarrassing Mom thing"
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My mom did and still does dance (that is, twitch convulsively) to whatever Muzak is being piped into whatever venue--bank, restaurant, Coldwater creek, it doesn't matter.
If there's music, she's a-jerkin' along.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
Seriously! If she ain't high, then she's madder than a hatter.
I did like a couple of Hole albums, probably 'cause Kurt or Billy Corgan wrote the songs.
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Yeah, I hear ya. We've seen what this useless junkie whore is really capable of on her own via her blog. Poor Francis! I mean 'amember when your Mom would do a normal embarrassing Mom thing just in front of your friends, like spit wipe your face or ask if you need to "tee-tee" before you leave...or pick you up from school with her hair in curlers...ACK! Ok, imagine how much money Francis Bean would give to trade places! Fuck, I'd take Joan Crawford as a mom over Courtney Love any day...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
cringe, that outfit is a horror on ANYONE.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
i luv her clothes but on a 20 something not her mother
*replaces looks like with is*
yup, no narcotics in her bloodstream at all
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
she looks like a fucking idiot.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Is she even shopping with a friend? All the pictures look like she's by herself. If so, who is she babbling to?
The HELL? XD
How is she even alive?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:27pm.
Seriously! If she ain't high, then she's madder than a hatter.
I did like a couple of Hole albums, probably 'cause Kurt or Billy Corgan wrote the songs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's like her blog posts interpreted in fashion. Brilliant.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
When were these pictures taken? It's been WAY too cold to dress like that here in Los Angeles. She must be shooting boiling water into her veins along with whatever candy she uses.
sadly, that chanel croc bag probably goes for about $24,000 - 34,000, depending on collection and number of bags made.
All that shit around her ankle makes her look like she's hiding a home detention bracelet.
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Attention ho. Can't stand her or Lily Allen. I think if Kurt had done the murder/suicide but skipped the suicide part he would've gotten off on justifiable. Probably would've gotten an award. Is she still trying to call herself a rock star? If yes, then it really is time to ratchet up those meds.
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:02pm.
...I can see she's still sober....
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as a nun on Sunday....
What kills me is this whore is so fucked up on drugs, she thinks she can convince peeps, she ain't on drugs. I mean, Christ even Tara Reid said she had a 'glass of wine or two' *wink, wink*. ( Yeah, I know, 'glass of wine, case of wine'...it's all relative...) Sure it was an outrageous lie, but this whore saying she hasn't had any alcohol or a narotic in YEARS??? What the fuck is she on that she can be so delusional as to live in her own reality, cuz I want some of that shit! Yeah, in my new drug addled reality, I'm a 23 year old supermodel billionaire, nobel prize winner with an IQ so high it can't be measured....I live in a castle surrounded by a magic forrest and I fart fairy dust that smells like jasmine....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I met her at a Seattle mall in 98 and she was so fucking nasty i wanted to pickup a whole clothes rack and throw it at her ass, i guess someone else did.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
...I can see she's still sober....
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
She lost me at the purse. It look like it has slightly used balled up kleenex and a roll of certs with only one left.
Ho stole my purse!!!
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Isn't this get-up more appropriate for Venice Beach?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:03pm.
Don't know why Kurt couldn't have been trouble to make it a murder/suicide.
My exact first thought too!
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I f'n love Intervention. As for the episode with Brittney, she was the SANE one in the family! Her mother is the one who needs the intervention!!! Batshit crazy. JMO
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It's all in the details - from afar it looks slightly cool 1920s flapper. then you look at the close-ups, you can almost smell pee.