Rock Of Love Bus: This Shit Is A Mess
I knew the first episode of Rock of Love Bus would make me feel like I needed Jesus in my life, but this shit exceeded my expectations. What...the fuck? After watching it, my saliva tasted like Boones-Farm-infused vomit, my crotch started itching like vag warts were starting to grow in and I had to look down at myself to make sure extra-large Hefty bags filled with melted down plastic weren't taking up space in my chest area. Seriously, it felt like the high level of skankness on the TV screen exploded all over me. I had to ask God to forgive me for my sins. During next week's episode, I'm going to wear a dental dam over my nose and mouth to protect myself.
I wish I had one last night while watching the moment above. Now, I consider myself highly knowledgeable when it comes to all things whorish, but this shit even blew my mind. Nikki, the ladyboy muppet, was "freakin' horny" so she decided to do a Buttery Nipple shot out of Gia's pussy right on the bar in front of everyone! I bet it tasted like an oatmeal cookie, because you know that dirty bitch Gia had yeast infection leakage.
Nikki is taking the whole "nasty slut with no self-respect" thing to levels beyond my imagination. She truly is my idol. Unfortunately, the only open vagina Vh1 is allowed to show is Bret Michaels' face, so they had to censor the whole amazing moment. And that bitch Heather falling on her ass at the end completes the clip.
It wouldn't be a Rock of Love episode without a good skankfight! This one below comes courtesy of the Brazilian drunk Marcia and the Juliette Lewis wannabe Ashley. It all started when Ashley made fun of Marcia's accent on the bus. When Marcia got a few gallons of tequila in her, she got revenge by throwing chips at Ashley and then choking her chicken neck! And Ashley totally fucking screams like a damn chicken getting finger fucked. I don't blame Marcia. I would've done that long before, because Ashley's voice is so damn irritating. She sounds like she's talking with a dick stuck in the side of her mouth. Open your mouth, bitch!
Even though that whole episode made me cleans out my genitals with OxiClean (and I mean that as a compliment), I'm still mad that they got rid of Nikki so soon. I mean, the ho did a shot out of another chick's coochie in the first episode! She would've been mixing martinis in her own poon by episode 3! Extra dirty with two crotch olives. Aw. What could've been....
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:11pm.
These western slutz would put them Muslims in the grave...and I'm talking about you and me.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
hey miss priss!♥
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I am a total VH1 reality ho. I hate it but I am addicted and need rehab. I already have two hos on this show I hate. Ashley and Melissa. Conceited slags. Gross and annoying. I am so with MK on how Ashley talks! HOLY SHIT I swear SHE is the dude! And saying "I don't need to do anything but stand there because I'm hot" Actually your fug as fuck! FUCK I hate conceit! Then Melissa says shes is so hot people are always wanting to take pics with her. VOMIT!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
"You do not waste alcohol like that. That is not cool."
As MK would say, truer words have never been spoken.
Who are these people? What slutty, drugged infested, alcohol drenched cave did they come from?
Doing shots from someone's vagina?! Dear Lord.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:50pm.
HAHA and EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! omg those images must be burned in your brain!! wtf was wrong with that chick!!! hahahaha
angel♥
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Hey Miss Priss!
Hi Miss Priss! I take the titty shots all the time at the club (who can resist a nice pair in their face???), but that is leagues away from the nasty shit that's going on here. blech!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
Nothing says Klassy like taking a shot out of a STD ridden cooter. Yum!
Hello to M.E and angel_i!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Hi xxyxz!!! And Molotov! Long time no see!
same here Happy hour, no prude either, but seriously, these bitches are way too much.
BTW, I had to watch the video, cuz people were talking about pussy shots and what not so I had to see what was up.
Hi Missy!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:24pm.
oh my! my goods hurt just reading those stories. Why oh why for the love of god are some bitches only able to measure their worth by things they do with their snatch???
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
Nothing says Klassy like taking a shot out of a STD ridden cooter. Yum!
and another thing. He is a cute guy but his personality is sorta BOOOORRRRRRRRING. He looks like he has a tiny schmeckle anyway.
Nothing like having no self respect. They 'think' they are so very cool but they are trashy ho skanks. And thats putting it mildly. Who would want to sit on a seat after they warmed it up with the schmeggie pudding..what schkeevots!
Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:24pm.
snowy!!♥
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ON SKANKS PUTTING STUFF IN THEIR COOTER
I used to hang with these stripers, like who worked for an "entertainment company", like theyd get hired for parties or whatever.. so theyd hang out in the office in between gigs.. these chicks were obessed with putting things in and out of their pussys man. Cumming on command, shooting pingpong balls, holding a lollypop while onother girl sucks it... obsessed I tell you! and this was during their free time dude!!
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Ha! I've known girls like that. I, too, was in it for the drugs;p But the most notable was one I hardly knew at all, actually, in HS. Her one goal in life was to find something new, at every party to stick in her pussy. Beer bottle, candle, hammer handle, doorknob, trophy, some poor stuffie...seriously - it became a group thing to try and think of the most outrageous thing you could find to put in there. I always had to get a look - but one look and I would avoid that shit for the rest of the night.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
snow, I dont remember specifically but it sounds about right!!! ahahahhahahaa
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I watched without sound.
I think I'll be skipping this season.
I am so sick of skanks.
Missy: I know I told you this story before? About rehab and the nutcase who was all "AAh put that Pineapple in mah PUSSy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Comment of the Year
"You do not waste alcohol like that. THAT is NOT COOL."
That's all I have to say.
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I miss the days when Somethin' shitting on the floor was the lowest VH1 would go!
Ok, so I just rewatched it and was reminded of another reason why this show is so hot. The girls are drunk ALL THE TIME! they get up and start drinking cause they all wanna be brets "party girl"
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Ya know, if even the porn star (excuse me, former!) is abstaining from such shots, perhaps it's time to reexamine one's life??? Also, on the porn star topic, what is with the massive amounts of glitter??? Seriously, is it 1998 again? Am I in 7th grade? WTF!
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
OMG, MK did you COACH this ho? LOL! "You do not waste alcohol like that! That is NOT cool." LMAO!!!
She fights like a dog. You gotta make the other dog think it's gonna die.
And what with the bitch who's all "Everybody is acting all crazy and nasty and whorish and I just don't know if I can handle it!"???
Isn't it called The Rock of Love Bus cuz they ran outta numbers?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:21pm.
my new year was good, I was drunk and passed out by about 10:30, and woke up around 1 and just kept the party goin'! Yours?
OnT: I never watch these shows... now I know why
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
Nothing says Klassy like taking a shot out of a STD ridden cooter. Yum!
That Brazilian chick's speech reminds me of Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.
Anyone else think the black "girl" is a man?
I'm bettin on that shit.
"You do not waste alchohol like that! That is not cool!!"
OMFG
I wonder if any of them have ever opened a book or been to a art gallery or museum.
What pointless wastes of life they are.
GO ASTEROID!
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
This needs a Parental Guidance rating in terms of not watching it with your Mom. I remember an embarassing incident when the Clinton thing went down (so to speak) when my Mom asked me to explain a specific sex act. She was not born here and had not heard the term. This from a woman who never gave me "the talk".
This is how you can feel so dirty and so good at the same time. It's sorta how I feel about watching TMZ sometimes.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
all worth it for the last five seconds of the second video.
I am so fucking glad I wasn't the only one who had no fucking clue what was happening. I assumed he meant the vag was dirty? Which makes no sense considering who he is. But he had to mean the vag was dirty right? After his comment about alcohol killing germs? I almost woke my boy up to ask how this could have went down since he used to be down with girls, but I decided to give him a break. They really should throw a tranny in just to fuck with him.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:11pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:09pm.
Pack them in a crate, drop them off in Iraq. Men there will think they've died and gone to heaven.
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I think the Muslim men think their heavenly reward is 100 virgins.
==A bunch of *western* sluts will keep them amused while they're waiting.
just glad I could help mopa :)
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:24pm
I'm sorry if I offended you in my previous post. How dare I call you a mere pussy shot expert? You are obviously a master of all things vagina inserted.
lol!
Oohhhh...I am not sure they make big enough vats of anti-bacterial cleanser to keep that place hygenic. Hope the TV crew gets to wear hazmat suits.
Plus, someone should be charged by the cops for those antics at the end of the second video. Imagine, wasting all that alcohol. The travesty of it all!
Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:21pm
Thanks. We obviously need a good pussy shot expert around here.
snowy!!♥
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ON SKANKS PUTTING STUFF IN THEIR COOTER
I used to hang with these stripers, like who worked for an "entertainment company", like theyd get hired for parties or whatever.. so theyd hang out in the office in between gigs.. these chicks were obessed with putting things in and out of their pussys man. Cumming on command, shooting pingpong balls, holding a lollypop while onother girl sucks it... obsessed I tell you! and this was during their free time dude!!
and YES I was there for the drugs. DUH!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:21pm.
Pretty smart for a wascally wabbit. ;-)
I was told to carry a backpack with a canadian maple leaf when I went to Europe as a young thing.
(I'm American.) Rumor had it I would be harassed less if thought to be a Mountie.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
These skanks make all of the past Rock of Love girls look like saints.
"You cannot waste alcohol like dat. It's not cooool."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ... really though? Point taken. Alcohol is definitely wasted on her.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:19pm.
*blushes*
How was your New Year Girly?
ON TEST TUBEY LIKE SHOT GLASSES
I have only seen these recently, like in the last 5 years. they are often served in skanky bars where the bar will be having some type of liquor promo and the chicks who are promoting carry around this tray with a bunch of holes... presumably a good way to carry a bunch of shots around a crowded bar.
I dont think they were made to put in pussys
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:02pm.
This is just too much. No wonder Muslims think Americans are the devil.
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WTF is your obsession with Muslims? I don't discriminate, lol. Lots of people hate us: Russians, Chinese, Iraqis, Mexicans, Cubans, Vietnamese, Chileans, French, etc. I'm sure even Buddhist monks are seething with disgust after this fine American display. Wow, American women are just so liberated--we can show our vaginas wherever and whenever we want.
MISSY! I wish it was on every night!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
Nothing says Klassy like taking a shot out of a STD ridden cooter
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totally gonna be my new siggie!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by Manbearpig on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:16pm.
Rock Of Love Casting Department, you deserve a fucking Oscar for season 3. This is better than when that girl shit on the floor the first episode of Flavor Of Love.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Come on people, just picture it and it makes sense. One whore lies down on the bar, spreads her skank legs and balances the full shot glass inside her cavernous vag while the other whore bends down, puts her entire mouth around the shot glass, grips it with her mouth and lifts it out of the first whore's cavernous vag, tips her head back and swallows. Expertly done, I guess you might be able to pull it off without lips touching vag. But being that close would surely knock out a normal ho.
ON PUSSY SHOTS
thyey were all drinking those shots in those test ube-y like glasses, so Im thinking she just shoved the glass in there and tilted it for the other chick.
I cant wait for the next episode man. These chicks are fucking unreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My guilty pleasure - this bunch is the skankiest so far!
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong. The ladyboy muppet inserted a test tube filled with alcohol into the other woman's hoo-ha and then the other woman poured it into the muppet's mouth? I'm grossed out more than I can say.
Okay, I haven't drank alcohol in more than 20 years so I figured I wouldn't understand how this whole thing was going down, pun intended. But, if I saw correctly, the 'shot glass' thing was shaped kind of like a test tube/dildo. Help me out here, but would that imply that the shot glass was used in a dildo-like fashion?
OMG, why am I even trying to figure this out? I'm hooked! When is this shit on?
I enjoyed the 'lady' at the end acting as if she wasn't just as skanky as the rest of them with her 'I have to talk to Bret....' shit. As if she just is too refined to be included in this mess.