Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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With identity theft on the rise, DNA is the only secure way for banks to release money.
Tom Cruise would pay for this.
Please choose language-
English Korean
Spanish Bukkake
Chinese
Enter->
We'll just, ah, fast forward to the 6:25 mark of the video...
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Yeah, I got yer $2.00 service right here!
Yeah, my bank always fucks me on those ATM fees, too.
"They purchased 3 extra apartments...2 are for Tommy's ego, the other is for Katie's tears."-MK
What kind of sperm bank is this? Where's the cup and dirty magazines?
ATM surveillance cameras, yet another reason to always wear clean underwear.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Dad, it's not the Automated Sweller Machine!
That's my dad.
Joe pulled his pants up quick when he read Brit Brit latest posting.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Um, the sperm bank doesn't have an automated teller, dumbo.
Making a deposit, U R doin it wrong!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Uh, Sir, ATM does not stand for Another Testicular Momento.
Do you wish to print a receipt?
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Bob keeps his ATM Pin number where nobody will find it.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Jeremy Piven got confused when the ATM asked for his deposit. Too much cocaine can do that to ya.
Now turn around and show me your ASSets...I've seen your liabilities.
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"Im totally cereal!"
Please. enter. your. passturd.
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:54pm.
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen
hahahahahahahahah!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Unable to process request at this time -- error #69
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by dollyface on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:53pm.
How embarassing - it says "Insufficient Funds".
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LMFAO!!!
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He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen.
GayTM
We were unable to read your card, please reenter and try again
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
How embarassing - it says "Insufficient Funds".
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
HOT PANCAKE ASS!!
The sperm bank of the 21st century.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:51pm.
Click "Ok" when your deposit is ready.
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*after a minute*
Do you need more time?
Click "Ok" when your deposit is ready.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!