Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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Still from the Miley Cyrus - Justin Gaston sex tape.
Oh, is that what they mean when they say to liquefy your assets?
I guess Dubya had to fuck the economy one last time before he left office.
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"Im totally cereal!"
In this tight economy, Billy Bob was hoping to earn a little extra cash, by making a few "deposits" in the bank. Unfortunately this bank doesn't give dick in interest.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
"It's my dick in a cashbox, my dick in a cashbox babe
It's my dick in a cashbox, my dick in a cashbox girl !"
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
The economy is so bad that the service fee cost a little more than an arm and a leg.
Shit gets creepy when sperm banks start to install ATMs.
Please type in your peen, then "enter".
Katie- " Tom, Suri! Put some clothes on!"
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
The $3.00 service fee at the ATM paled in comparison to the service fee he was about to pay in the Champagne Room.
"Excuse me sir. The sperm bank is next door."
I treat the bitch like a cum dumpster...She treats me like an ATM.
The message on the screen says "I am NOT a gas pump, you can pull up your pants."
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Please Select
<-Withdrawal
<-Deposit
<-Balance Inquiry
<-Bukkake
Gerald didn't understand the meaning of "money shot" when he decided to make is own amateur porn video.
"So you're broken and need fixing, uh? I'll fix you. I got the fixer right here."
The economy has gotten so bad, it's gone from '$2 Convenience Fee' to 'Drop Trou and Bend Over.'
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Poor Adnan, after dating Britney, he thinks that anything that gives him money, he must fuck first.
In a pinch, an ATM receipt can double as toilet paper.
Tom Cruise demonstrates the new Scientology sperm bank- you give them money and they jerk you off.
Ron Jeremy still thinks he can get money for showing his member!
Everybody be calm, this is a stick-up...
What?! It gives cash and not blow jobs?! The indications on the board are sooo confusing!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy Spears could barely contain himself after doing a balance inquiry.
This ATM is for withdrawals only, no deposits.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Please Select:
<-Savings
<-Checking
<-Credit Card
<-Dollhouse Dollars
<-Tip'N'Touch Tickets
No es urinal!!!
Before winning child support and alimony, this is what sex with Britney meant to KFed.
Everything I ever fucked took money from me, at least you can get money from the ATM.
Now we know what William Shatner has been doing with his free time since Boston Legal ended.
Non suficient funds? This bank has fucked me for the last time....
The P and S stand for 'Please Select' not 'Piss Slut'!
Would you like to make another transaction?
Stone Phillips: "It was always a lonely world for Jose Hernando..."
Enter your PEEN and press enter.
Chase introduces their new Glory Hole ATM's with no annual fees.
*3 minutes later*
"911 what is your emergency"
"Yup, this is Bob down at First City Bank, an I wus tryin to make a deposit...."
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
The ATM machine couldn't post "Out of Service" on the screen quick enough before receiving this midnight deposit.
This is a Winehouse ATM... You show her the dick and she'll show you the cash.
Footage from Paris Hilton's security camera shows how the burglar got in her bedroom.
Please enter your peen number
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
It all makes sense. Now I know why it takes the bank 3 days to process deposits.
I put my dollar in the slot--where's the naked girl at?
We repeat, "Please place your deposit in an envelope"
ATM = American teen Masturbation
Dude, make your deposit someplace else.
On a very special episode of Webster, the Papadopolis' marriage is put to the test when George's ATM fetish is caught on camera.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Don't hate ya'll! ATM's make me horny too!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
"Thank you for banking at Semenbust Bank. For English, press one."