Tuesday, January 6th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 5th!
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction. - Provolone
Runners-up:
This may not have been what the psychic meant when she said Rob would be coming into money... - MadameU
He read the screen too fast and thought it said Enter Your Peen - Reeter
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This is why I bank online.
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Wow, this is graphic.
The new ATM protocol for those of us getting f*cked up the ass by the economic crisis.
withdrawal. depost. withdrawal. deposit. Withdrawal, deposit,withdrawal,depositwithdrawdeposewithddepwithde...
"No officer, I wasn't trying to jimmy the machine open with this coat hanger and gum. I was..err nevermind."
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
A slit's a slit.
Goldman Sachs became a commercial bank and Washington Mutual became a sperm bank. The end.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Alright, now where do I put the morning after pill?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
ONCE AGAIN, THE BANK HAS ME BY THE BALLS.
Clearly, Michael Lohan is as hard up for cash as he is for attention.
I hope he withdraws before he knocks the poor thing up.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
ElB / TITS,
I KNOW! How cool is he???
*Dear Mr. Izzard. My dear friend El B....*
Ok...
Caption...hmmm...
Frank, this is not how you leave a contribution!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
OMG Clarisse!
(haha that works as a caption!!)
great story on eddie - thanks for the link
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/stage/...
ps El B are you quite sure that was your leg?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I've dealt with service charges before, but this is ridiculous.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:04pm.
Thats it!
*sawing leg off*
Clarisse, write him an e-mail, i'll be at St Thomas' Hospital....tell him, follow the screams!!
Whatta cool dude!!!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
After years of building up goodwill by forgiving bounced check charges when they was short of money, waiving transaction fees when they couldn't find a network ATM, and being open during hours that were actually convenient, John Q Public gives the banks a one-eyed salute and shoot as thanks.
Late nite deposit at the sperm bank
Enter your PIN number, stupid, not your PEEN member.
PIN NUMBER not PEEN, douche bag
It must be safer than the suction tubes at the drive-thru.
El B.,
Not a caption...Posted before...
I have a story for you!!
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/stage/...
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
That's one hell of a password.
Well Judge, what had happened was.......
I'm sorry Andrew Jackson...[WOOOOOO] Iam for reeaaal, I never meant to bleach your green dye, I apologize a trillion times
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Oh! If I could stick my dick in a cash machine, I'd cum so good, it'd spit out $50's like it should!
paris hilton strikes again look she blew another guy at the ATM and now he doesnt know what to do give her money or go jump in a pool of acid to clean him self of the herpal-syphal-AIDS he just got can some one say "i got the clap ?"
4/5/03 - The last time Val Kilmer appeared on film. It was a small part.
How to get laid:
1) Go the ATM
2) Find a prostitute
3) Pull down your pants
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Wrong order dickweed!
David Letterman bombs again at the Academy Awards- "ATM, DNA...DNA, ATM, heehehhe"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Charlie trying the new PRS (Penis Recognition System) at the bordello front door.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Two minutes later, Kathy Griffin showed up to knock the dicks out of his mouth.
First National Bank of Jizz
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
A large percentage of US currency bears traces of cocaine. The really lucky ones obtain US currency with traces of Gary Busey's lonlieness.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
It's Swipe Card NOT Cum Hard.
Objects on this ATM camera are smaller than they appear.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Clearly, nicknaming his penis "Cash" was not the smartest move Tom ever made.
That's one way to pay for sex.
Oh noes! The ATM rapist is on the loose again!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Travolta's secret fetish: licking ATM keypads, while unsuspecting people mistake his butt crack for an ATM machine.
The time stamp before Rodney pulls down his pants reads: 18:15:35
There's a Christmas Club in his pants
Bubba thought that the deposit was fine but the withdrawl more was painful than he ever could have imagined...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
I'd like to make a deposit...
deutschumarks nur nicht skidmarks!!!!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
When you see the acronym 'ATM' and the first thing you think of is 'Ass To Mouth', it's time to seek help for the porno addiction.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Well the goverment is already pissing away our money on the bailout - I just figured I would help them out!
"Dick in a box" has nothing on this
Uh, Sir, there's a reason for those plants in the vestibule.
You can take Daddy Spears out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of Daddy Spears.
Mr. AllEvil gets ready to root money.
" Sorry, we do not accept peenies, notes only, next customer please "
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”